For the Bastardly Nerds: The Women of Star Trek: A Tribute, Part Three



This is last part in our three part series featuring the women of Star Trek.

So who is the hottest Star Trek chick of all time?!


ARGENTINA UPDATE: Today we're scheduled to return to Buenos Aires after a weekend in Colonia & Montevideo, Uruguay.

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Nerds everywhere are fouling their Star Trek underwear.

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 2:52pm
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I'd pee in Jeri Ryan's butt....

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 2:54pm
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so nobody else finds slightly weird foreheads attractive?

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 3:46pm
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Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 4:03pm
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No ohura? she was easily the sxiest star trek chick ever.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 4:38pm
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Spock was a homo.

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 4:57pm
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Anyone else on Bastardly being shipped off to Heavy.com? First it was Travelocity, now it's Heavy.com.

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 5:08pm
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Genevieve Bujold as the 1st Voyager captain might look good; are there any pics?
Lt. Marlene Moreau or the girl android from Exo III are the best.

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 7:12pm
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There have been so many hot chicks on Star trek it just isn't funny. And that is just the guest stars.

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 8:15pm
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Jeri Ryan needs to do a Borg butt grind on my lap.

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 9:59pm
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hmm, you gotta pratice zero population growth in space. with these ugly alien hos it wouldn't be hard.

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 10:57pm
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Where the !@$# is Tasha Yar?

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 11:48pm
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Jeri Ryan. Enough Said.

Monday, November 13th, 2006 @ 12:15am
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Beam me up Jeri's butthole, Scotty.

Monday, November 13th, 2006 @ 12:58am
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Psst. Denise Crosby (Tasha Yar) was in Playboy before TNG.
Worst. Pictorial. Ever.

Monday, November 13th, 2006 @ 2:53am
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Where the fuck is Will Wheaton. He has no career and still living off Star Trek. Why can't child prodigy turned adult fuck up comment.

Monday, November 13th, 2006 @ 4:24am
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Jeri Ryan is an ugly jewess already responsible for ruining her ex-husband's career. Then again ol Jackie boy should've known better than to get involved with this vampiric species.

Jewess marries the investment banker, we should've gotten her a green leprauchan outfit because she found her pot o' gold.

Monday, November 13th, 2006 @ 6:18am
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#20
I'm sure he can't comment because he has better things to do with his time. Also, just so you don't sound too unintelligent next time, I suggest doing a little research beforehand. He has a wife whom he loves, children who adore him, he is an amazing writer, and has published a number of books. Just for your information of course

Monday, November 13th, 2006 @ 12:00pm
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Holy shit Will Wheation wrote children's books. I didn't know. Just think Will Wheaton of the same intellectual stature of Cathy Lee Giffard, Rosie O'Donnell and Madonna. Sure STNG portrayed Will Wheaton as the child prodigy who would be the next Issac Newton or Ben Rich. And teen mags protrayed him as the future Leonardo DiCapio. But childrens books thats a real accomplishment.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 2:27am
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too many fucking queers post on this fucking site. bobo is one of them

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006 @ 4:29am
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No love for Ezri Dax?

I don't have a working phaser, but I could throw a tricorder at you.

Saturday, April 7th, 2007 @ 12:37am
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"Jeri Ryan is an ugly jewess already responsible for ruining her ex-husband’s career. Then again ol Jackie boy should’ve known better than to get involved with this vampiric species.

Jewess marries the investment banker, we should’ve gotten her a green leprauchan outfit because she found her pot o’ gold."

Her real maiden is Zimmermann - that is certainly a non-Irish/British surname (Ryan is a common Irish/British surname) but it is not necessarily Jewish and is a fairly common non-Jewish German/Austrian name, especially if it got an extra "n" on the end, not unlike Eichmann (although Adolf Eichmann certainly looked far more Levantine than the decidely Brunn/Atlantid/Nordic looking Jeri...)/

Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 @ 5:45pm
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Okay, so 3 Trek posts and not one picture of Linda Park aka Hoshi Sato?

Guess I'll have to do the work myself:

http://www.lindapark.tv/images.htm

I'm not saying she's the hottest of the Trek girls but she's better than Kate Mulgrew.

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 3:07pm
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Jeri Ryan would get slammed.

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 4:10pm
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None of these, even Ryan, beats Princess Leia and her mum, Natalie Portman naked on a Jar Jar skin rug.

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 5:10pm
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You know, I would have wanted to see the Genevieve Bujold episode. I think it would have been fab. The Janeway character was too stiff (much like most all of the cast of the new Star trek peeps).

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 10:02pm
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