Bastardly Hot or Not: Michelle Trachtenberg
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Here's a few things that is in the works for Michelle Trachtenberg courtesy of IMDb.com
1. Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight (2007) (filming) (voice) .... Tika
2. Black Christmas (2006) (post-production) .... Melissa Kitt
3. Kickin It Old Skool (2006) (post-production) .... Kim
4. Beautiful Ohio (2006) (completed) .... Sandra
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Kim Kardashian @ Nivea and Shay Todd's Bikini Bash in Malibu
- Bastardly Fashion Rating: Michelle Trachtenberg @ Details Celebrates 2007 Mavericks
- Bastardly Hot or Not: Michelle Trachtenberg @ Marc Jacobs After Party
- Michelle Trachtenberg @ Stride Gum’s 3rd Annual Celebration
- Michelle Trachtenberg @ 2009 Crystal Lucy Awards





















dont like these pictures. she can be hot sometimes though.
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Got cankles? SHE DOES...yumm pasty ass and cankles...YUM.
PASS
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not her best pics,but i'd bang her.
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She's WAY hot... should've picked some better pictures, though.
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The shoes suck, but I'd pee in her butt.
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Still have fantasys about Dawn and Willow to this day. Thought that Dawn was hotter than Buffy.
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Why does such a pretty girl throw on so much makeup? And that dress...is it supposed to be cool and fashionable to wear your clothes inside-out? Her fingernails are ghastly...like she just got done climbing a tree and decided to play dress up with mommies makeup, clothes and jewelry afterwards...cuz the beads don't work either...somewhere out there has got to be better pics of this young lady!
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angelfood, why do you have to write such lame ass drawn out comments???
anyways sometimes hot but not really...
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just to piss your ass off mariah...hell I don't know...cuz I can, cuz I type fast, cuz I am full of shit, cuz you are a lame ass bitch that can't read and I play to that? Your pick sweetie!
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Bad photo shoot, but she's a little hottie.
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#8 "sometimes hot but not really..." fuckin' A - I think this one is ready for a scholarship!
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angelfood, if I couldn't read then umm, how could I post in the first place? Daaaammnn you're a smart one!!! kk little bitch go cry to your mummy someone on the internet doesn't wanna see your shitty lame ass comments....THIS IS THE BASTARDLY BITCH! get over it.
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She is hot. Gotta to agree with the guy that would pee in her butt. That sounds enticing.
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mariah...could you be dirtygirl? Not interested in your shit...go suck a rock!
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@ angelfood: Am I a what??? No I'm not. "Not interested in your shit" my, my what brillance! YOU SIMPLY MUST enlighten the entire world with your incredible intelligence!
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I problem with these pale skinned girl is when your cum on their chest you can barely see it. She has dark hair so I suppose you could blow peckner snot into her hair and let her use it as hair gel a la Something About Mary
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good gawd...save us from ignorant newbies...please! And don't say you are a regular cuz if you were...you would know dirtybitch as well...*sigh* another retard...any one got a lollipop for this one so she'll go away?
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Need pics of her tongue to tell the full story....i think she can lick her eyebrows clean!
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she has the biggest schnoz in hollywood! and although i respect anyone who refuses to mystic tan... she needs some sunshine or bottled bronzer, something, anything. i'd be a liar if i said i didn't watch buffy when i was a teenager... but i always thought michelle trachtenberg was a stupid addition. and more importantly, an ugly one. ohh, and damn she's beyond flat chested. she's concave. and if it's true that she's dating dj am--he has some issues with skinny women... maybe cause he used to be a 300lbs jewish slob
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i missed the hairy arms......A Hairy Bastardly Minute With Michelle Trachtenberg
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Check her out in a pair of tight jeans and a t-shirt. She is a hottie for sure. So letting her drink my bone-sucking sauce.
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Disgusting.
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sometimes hot sometimes average. this is very average
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#6 early Buffy where they forced her to wear a pushup bra was hotter than Dawn. Willow got better looking with time. Cordelia was in fact the hottest of them all.
Now I need to go beat myself in the balls with a sock full of quarters to regain my manliness.
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She's a doll.
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Do I detect someone auditioning for the role of "female wiseman" **cough cough Mariah cough cough**.
There is such a thing as being bastardly. Then there is being obnoxious to be obnoxious and pick fights. If you can't get clever, please get out. No one wants your pointless verbal assualts.
Anyway... back to the topic at hand. She's way too skinny. Other than that, there is just something very annoying about her. She looks dirty.
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i like her and think she is cute, because she was on nickelodeon's "the adventures of pete and pete" as nona, the girl who always wore a cast. also, she was harriet the spy: she's never going to grow out of that to me, no matter how many times she strips in movies like "eurotrip."
but that dress is pretty bad anyway. she's really cute when not all costumed as a stepford wife.
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I just love a good cat fight. Especially after getting all sweaty and the make up lesbian sex starts. meoooooow!
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LIKE HER RING AROUND MY POLE...TAINT HER!!!
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these are ugly pictures. But I think she's classically beautiful, not hot. If I saw her on the street I'd think, "What a beautiful woman. Fuck."
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Eew. Too white.
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Different, but hot.
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bitch needs a tan.
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the first thing i noticed was the cankles- her lower legs look like stumps. aside from that, she's cute, but i don't understand the pale thing. i've seen pictures of her at awards shows etc. where she looked much darker thus much more attractive.
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I'd hit it just for her eyes.
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@ 27, bored today, wanted attention, you gave it to me thanks and goodnight.
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i think she is pretty i cant say hot because i watch her in buffy and i dont see her as a woman just cute little girl now angelina jolie is love her
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whats wrong with all you, Michelle iss inst hot as much is she is beautiful, there is a difference.
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to all the women posting on here: CRY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT AS HOT AND LOVED AS THIS SWEET GORGEOUS DOLL.
michelle,you are a godess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i see kankles, ghost skin, and a 35 year old face. bleh.
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not hot at all
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