Bastardly Hot or Not: Michelle Trachtenberg



Here's a few things that is in the works for Michelle Trachtenberg courtesy of IMDb.com

1. Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight (2007) (filming) (voice) .... Tika
2. Black Christmas (2006) (post-production) .... Melissa Kitt
3. Kickin It Old Skool (2006) (post-production) .... Kim
4. Beautiful Ohio (2006) (completed) .... Sandra

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dont like these pictures. she can be hot sometimes though.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 11:17am
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Got cankles? SHE DOES...yumm pasty ass and cankles...YUM.

PASS

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 11:23am
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not her best pics,but i'd bang her.

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Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:00pm
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She's WAY hot... should've picked some better pictures, though.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:04pm
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The shoes suck, but I'd pee in her butt.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:12pm
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Still have fantasys about Dawn and Willow to this day. Thought that Dawn was hotter than Buffy.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:17pm
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Why does such a pretty girl throw on so much makeup? And that dress...is it supposed to be cool and fashionable to wear your clothes inside-out? Her fingernails are ghastly...like she just got done climbing a tree and decided to play dress up with mommies makeup, clothes and jewelry afterwards...cuz the beads don't work either...somewhere out there has got to be better pics of this young lady!

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:21pm
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angelfood, why do you have to write such lame ass drawn out comments???

anyways sometimes hot but not really...

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:24pm
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just to piss your ass off mariah...hell I don't know...cuz I can, cuz I type fast, cuz I am full of shit, cuz you are a lame ass bitch that can't read and I play to that? Your pick sweetie!

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:30pm
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Bad photo shoot, but she's a little hottie.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:32pm
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#8 "sometimes hot but not really..." fuckin' A - I think this one is ready for a scholarship!

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:33pm
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angelfood, if I couldn't read then umm, how could I post in the first place? Daaaammnn you're a smart one!!! kk little bitch go cry to your mummy someone on the internet doesn't wanna see your shitty lame ass comments....THIS IS THE BASTARDLY BITCH! get over it.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:36pm
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She is hot. Gotta to agree with the guy that would pee in her butt. That sounds enticing.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:39pm
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mariah...could you be dirtygirl? Not interested in your shit...go suck a rock!

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:44pm
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@ angelfood: Am I a what??? No I'm not. "Not interested in your shit" my, my what brillance! YOU SIMPLY MUST enlighten the entire world with your incredible intelligence!

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:47pm
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I problem with these pale skinned girl is when your cum on their chest you can barely see it. She has dark hair so I suppose you could blow peckner snot into her hair and let her use it as hair gel a la Something About Mary

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:51pm
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good gawd...save us from ignorant newbies...please! And don't say you are a regular cuz if you were...you would know dirtybitch as well...*sigh* another retard...any one got a lollipop for this one so she'll go away?

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 12:55pm
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Need pics of her tongue to tell the full story....i think she can lick her eyebrows clean!

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 1:17pm
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she has the biggest schnoz in hollywood! and although i respect anyone who refuses to mystic tan... she needs some sunshine or bottled bronzer, something, anything. i'd be a liar if i said i didn't watch buffy when i was a teenager... but i always thought michelle trachtenberg was a stupid addition. and more importantly, an ugly one. ohh, and damn she's beyond flat chested. she's concave. and if it's true that she's dating dj am--he has some issues with skinny women... maybe cause he used to be a 300lbs jewish slob

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 1:39pm
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Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 1:41pm
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i missed the hairy arms......A Hairy Bastardly Minute With Michelle Trachtenberg

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 1:51pm
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Check her out in a pair of tight jeans and a t-shirt. She is a hottie for sure. So letting her drink my bone-sucking sauce.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 1:52pm
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Disgusting.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 1:53pm
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sometimes hot sometimes average. this is very average

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 2:00pm
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#6 early Buffy where they forced her to wear a pushup bra was hotter than Dawn. Willow got better looking with time. Cordelia was in fact the hottest of them all.

Now I need to go beat myself in the balls with a sock full of quarters to regain my manliness.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 2:36pm
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She's a doll.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 2:52pm
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Do I detect someone auditioning for the role of "female wiseman" **cough cough Mariah cough cough**.

There is such a thing as being bastardly. Then there is being obnoxious to be obnoxious and pick fights. If you can't get clever, please get out. No one wants your pointless verbal assualts.

Anyway... back to the topic at hand. She's way too skinny. Other than that, there is just something very annoying about her. She looks dirty.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 3:26pm
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i like her and think she is cute, because she was on nickelodeon's "the adventures of pete and pete" as nona, the girl who always wore a cast. also, she was harriet the spy: she's never going to grow out of that to me, no matter how many times she strips in movies like "eurotrip."

but that dress is pretty bad anyway. she's really cute when not all costumed as a stepford wife.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 4:08pm
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I just love a good cat fight. Especially after getting all sweaty and the make up lesbian sex starts. meoooooow!

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 4:55pm
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LIKE HER RING AROUND MY POLE...TAINT HER!!!

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 5:50pm
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these are ugly pictures. But I think she's classically beautiful, not hot. If I saw her on the street I'd think, "What a beautiful woman. Fuck."

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 8:15pm
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Eew. Too white.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 8:47pm
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Different, but hot.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 11:21pm
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bitch needs a tan.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 11:56pm
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the first thing i noticed was the cankles- her lower legs look like stumps. aside from that, she's cute, but i don't understand the pale thing. i've seen pictures of her at awards shows etc. where she looked much darker thus much more attractive.

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006 @ 12:40am
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I'd hit it just for her eyes.

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006 @ 1:03am
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@ 27, bored today, wanted attention, you gave it to me thanks and goodnight.

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006 @ 1:48am
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i think she is pretty i cant say hot because i watch her in buffy and i dont see her as a woman just cute little girl now angelina jolie is love her

Thursday, December 21st, 2006 @ 5:35pm
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whats wrong with all you, Michelle iss inst hot as much is she is beautiful, there is a difference.

Sunday, November 4th, 2007 @ 1:49am
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to all the women posting on here: CRY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT AS HOT AND LOVED AS THIS SWEET GORGEOUS DOLL.

michelle,you are a godess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, November 10th, 2007 @ 10:32am
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i see kankles, ghost skin, and a 35 year old face. bleh.

Thursday, November 15th, 2007 @ 10:42am
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not hot at all

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:14pm
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