Sasha Cohen Does High School Yearbook Poses for her Olympic Photo Shoot
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Sasha's supposed to be 22, but she looks 8. Let's head to the Wiki for confirmation.
Alexandra Pauline "Sasha" Cohen (born October 26, 1984) is an American figure skater. [Wiki]

























and the point of this posting was....?
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I cant get enough of this chick. I'd bend her like a pretzel and show her my tripple lutz!
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I bet this girl could do some serious damage between the sheets. She weighs, what, 80lbs? You could toss her up and down on your hrum. And I think there is no question that she would be tight as hell.
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Once I read Sasha Cohen, I was looking for Borat!
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She looks really cute in these pics.
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Just imagine the contracting muscles on this broad......
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@ 1...I know....Moe you stoned??????
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Tight athletic bodies are the shit.
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I would love to see this chick to do some porn.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Unfortunately Doom, when her jailbait looks fade, that's when she'll do porn. At that time, her 50 year old sagging rectum is best left a national secret.
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She always reminds me of a Pomeranian. Wonder why she looks like she's in pain when she smiles?
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I read somewhere that Borat is really Sasha Cohen.
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She looks like what would happen if Mina Suvari mated with a Chihuahua
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She was great as Borat, and also as the driver in that Will Ferrell movie. What a chameleon! She's like Dame Judy Dench.
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i love her as Bruno!
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dude, if you reeeeally think about it, most of the posts on this site are pointless.
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There's always a point to jailbait photos, BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.
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This is the only place I've ever seen decent pics if her. Thanks, bastards.
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That is lame as hell - her name isn't really Sasha?! Bitches be perpetratin'. Should've known someone that fucked up looking couldn't have such a beautiful name...
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okay, joedirtbag- she is like 80lbs cause she is bulimic... can't skate for shit, like she would be any better between the sheets? wtf?! and she looks 8, and acts like it. totaly a spoiled biotch, with no talent!
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i want bendie pics
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