The Bastardly Gossip Network

Where are all the photos of the Argentina hotties you guys have been shagging?

Knowing the pecking order here, Jackson gets them first, and Moe gets the sloppy seconds and has to shoot some Argentinian lady boys for the Bastardly ladies.

hah swoop. Good call on the ladies. all i can say is that every bastardly horndogg must venture to argentina once in their younger days. you will love it.

anyway, argentina is still rockin'. We did tons of shopping today---jackson mainly. He almost fell down the escalator b-c he had so many damn bags. bastard. I finally got a new wallet!! haha. I´ve been searching for the last week and finally it came to me. besides the wallet, i got a custom made leather jacket. haha. there´s this one leather boutique over here that will custom make anything leather. jax and i joke about it a lot. ok, this recollection is sounding lame & slightly homosexual...

Jackson bought out Wanama´s tiny men´s section (two racks). loooook out! the chick working there was pretty damn hot (just like in every other fuicking store), so she definitely worked it. hah. No photos though. We´re sad people, but not creepy, god damn it!!

We're meeting up w/ some friends from Brazil tonight. we´ll have photos if they´re hot.

We got more bikini contest photos a couple nights back, but unfortunately all chicks were brownbaggers. Jackson & I were the only ones in the club heckling the chicks to get off the stage.

also, we're throwing a party at some american sports bar this friday night (alamo bar). basically buying drinks & crap for people we're encountered in our brief trip. let´s hope our turn out is hot!

that´s it!

As Ali G wud says, "Booyakasha, Respect."

btw-- brown bag or not, bastardly vacation photos would certainly get hundreds of comments, unwarranted or not.

btw2-- someone please define the fine line between bastardly and creepy. Is that the difference between stalking and flashing?

Respect! Ha!

i'm not going to read all that stuff, but that chick has got some HUGE tits.

i mean, they don't look obviously plastic like most implants, but they are so out of proportion with her size that i don't see how they could possibly be natural. oh well, in any case, she looks good.

Victoria, stay a little while on this post. Take off your shoes. We'll give you a foot massage and a glass of Chardonnay. No need to rush off.

um, i definitely meant to post in the abi titmuss/keeley hazell interview section. not sure how i ended up here, sorry.