Bastardly Hot or Not: Lauren Storm
Wednesday, November 15th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
And the Wiki says...Lauren Marlene Storm (born January 2, 1987) is an American actress.
Storm was born in Chicago, Illinois. Her father is German Lutheran and her mother is Jewish, and Storm was raised in the Jewish religion.[1][2] She serves on the Board of Directors of two charity organizations. Kids With A Cause and Olive Crest. At age 16, she graduated from the Excelsior School of Los Angeles.
Storm has appeared on several television series, before being cast as Taylor on the current Discovery Kids series Flight 29 Down. [Wiki]
Awful, awful, awful, awful and disgusting.
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Her face looks like overweight, but then she's not. Boobs are below average, she has no hips, and then the sandals, and what about those bones in that collar? I would not stare at her if I saw her... pass
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Dr. Evil says,
"There are beautiful creatures like Zooey Deschanel walking and we get this
tragedy...
Throw me a frickin bone here already!"
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YIKES!!!
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is she 12 or what bastards?
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OMG... how symbolic... the skeleton bones... dead woman walking.
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My dick just went back into my body:(
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That first picture makes her look about 35. She needs a brown bag.
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Oh for the love of....
She's cute. She's super cute....but that necklace is obviously Halloween wear and those flip-flops look like K-Mart specials....
...but she's doing her own thing, so I have to give her credit.
But at the very least...she could have gotten a damn pedicure.
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Gah! No! I said no damn you!
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^^^ See Caitie #11, told ya... it's all in the toes baby.
Any chance on you sending your toe pics to bastardly?
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why do i need to know her religion? or her parents religion?
what i need to know is whether she was raised to have a healthy disposition towards face-slapping and choking. questions beyond that are irrelevant.
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swooptie-do...what is it about you and toes? Dude! I agree cait...her toes are gross! her fingernails are no better...that necklace is heinous!
Sounds like Moe and Jackson aught to consider a "match the toes with the celeb" thread...just for swooptie!
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she has potential, but given the current pics i think i would require about 8 or 9 beers first...
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cankles and fat swollen feet. Yuk.
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Toe fantasies are betta than Viagra, not that I need it. I'm a 24/7 human erection. Me and my huge 2cm peeny.
But seriously, the care that a woman takes of her toes tells you volumes about how well she treats herself.
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This ugly douche is a Charlene Tilton old fatty in training...retchhhhhh
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ewww
no way
well maybe after a dozen beers
...but then maybe not
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how old is this chick wearing the latest necklace from the betty rubble collection?
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i agree with manolo..i was about to say she wasn't hot because she was overweight after seeing her first pic, but then her body is in shape. she's not bad but that necklace is AWFUL
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Yuck! She could have gotten a pedicure. It looks like boyfeet, barf!
Otherwise, I'd rub one out and skeet on the five head of hers.
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Fucking sick. She needs to go chew on her bone like a good dog.
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Those pictures are not fair to Lauren. She's making a funny face and wearing clothes that hide her thick lucious thighs and pillowy bosom. Please ignore these pics and do a search for other pics of her. Better yet, watch her show Flight 29 Down and see her in her full glory.
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I love her, she is soo beautiful. I wish i could marry, her but she probly doesnt want me becuase im too young.
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Those dog bones belong in her mouth.
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The chick? Meh.
Her name, Lauren Storm? Sounds like a porn actress!
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chunky monkey. thats what happens as you get older if you dont take care of yourself. she might have been skinny as a teenybopper but now shes in her 20s she better start running.
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