Why Nicole Richie Broke Up With Boyfriend/Richie-Family Employee #232
Wednesday, November 15th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Some dude needs to get this chick drunk & married w/out a prenup...then procceed to divorce her boney ass two months later.
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Horrific toes!
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TheDude, post what "ass?" she's got no ass. Ha! :)
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Am I crazy or does that guy look like Ben Affleck?
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You're crazy, and stop looking at the guys that way.
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she looked better when she was chubby.skinny aint for everybody.
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die bitch!
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Ha, she has orangatang toes! If she ever ate anything at all, she could grip her fork with her feet.
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happy meal
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She's never looke cute, chubby nor anorexic. All the plastic surgery, fake hair, etc. in the world can't help her.
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Brody Jenner is ridiculously attractive, why is he with her? She was cute 15lbs ago, BRODY LET'S DO SOMETHING I PROMISE I'M NOT CRAZY OR UGLY!!!! check out my website!
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what kinda phone is that?? a blackberry??
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Call me sick but I wouldn't mind knowing her better.
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whitewashed, somolian looking bitch! I hate this whore so much.
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BITCH PUT THAT FUCKING CELL PHONE IN YOUR FUCKING POCKET IF YOU'RE NOT PRESENTLY USING IT, OR I'LL CRAM IT UP YOUR LAXITIVE RIDDEN ASS.
She was 10 times hotter when she had the extra weight on her, like season 1 of the simple life. Now she's a disgusting skeleton. I don't even want her around anymore. I wish she'd just take her life and fuck off.
Sorry....I need a beer or twelve.
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Everytime, she flashes her toes to the world, she looks like that thing from Lord of the Rings. I wish she would just STOP with the toes!!!!
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She is the nastiest, skankiest chic around, other the Hilton. I don't think you should post her ass anymore Moe.
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i wonder where you shop when the clothes from the kid's section are baggy?
maybe someone in hollywood shoud start a clothing store for all the anorexic chicks
they can all it
Karen C's
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