The Bastardly Midnight Snack: The Virgin Lima in Black & White
Monday, November 20th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
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Meah...she's kinda lost it, not so hot as she used to be, got a bit of mouse face syndrome now.
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yeah, and those pics are pretty boring. so is she, really.
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These pics are truly upsetting. Is she really a virgin?
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Wow... I see the crazies are out today. Relax guys. You can go back to hiding under your rocks now.
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i'm with #12 and 13. normally i don't give too much of a shit, but when someone as hot/beautiful as adriana lima becomes the latest hate target by people who are absolute scum, it's really sad, depressing, and low. real women in real life would be far too smart and self-esteemed to entertain any of the losers here. kinda explains the hate then, lol. i'll go back to supporting ms. lima now, wootz.
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not as hot as Petra Nemcova or Alessandra but still hot. The virgin thing is a turnoff though.
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that's one hairy arm
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haha, keep. dreaming george, and Southern Rebel, count yourself lucky if she even looks at you, and not mixed? if she wasn't mixed, she wouldn't be excotic looking and no where near as stunning as she is right now, all you haters are just jealouse because you'r never going to go near anyone as beautiful as Lima or any self respecting woman. Just give it up and go live with your mother, closest to a pussy your ever going to get
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#12 and #13 need to stop being self-righteous bitches. if you dont like the site, dont visit it. everyone is allowed to say what they want, and it's not like we're hurting anyone in the process. get over yourselves.
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Yo Jess, you are extreme hotness. How much for hot sexness? I am good.
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I bet she would be an absolute tigress.
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I would have the sex with her even if she have no plow experience. Wa wa we woo. Now I'm off to have hand party.
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Pure Perfection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Her lips are amazing. Too bad we can't see her gorgeous blue eyes and her beautiful skin color on back&white pictures.
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Alessandra Ambrosio is prettier though...
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In my oppinion she looks like a plastic doll.....I don´t find her that Hot....For me Gisele is much mor natural and beautiful....but it´s only my oppinion! LOL
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My favorite supermodel is Alessandra Ambrosio, but Adriana is really hot too ....
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Dave, last time I checked, a bitch was a fucking female dog. Grow up and stop throwing hissy fits because your spoiled ass can't handle the truth. I pity any women who have to deal with your filthy ass.
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I just love how you just KNOW that every guy on here who makes fun of beautiful girls like Adriana is just a bitter, self-pitying lowlife whose in a blind rage because he got turned down by the ugliest chick in his office and no-one will talk to him because they know he masturbates underneath his desk. Ewww....
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lol I agree Jess, I love reading comments saying "I wouldn't give that bitch the time of day." Because these are supermodels and many of the people on this site will never meet them, and probably in their presence wouldn't have a chance anyway! Adrianna has sorta lost her 'oomph' but she's still very successful.
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If she's a virgin, I'd butt fuck her to keep her pure.
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ADRIANA IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ADRIANA IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ADRIANA IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ADRIANA IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ADRIANA IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#12 and #13... get the fuck over it. If guys were coming on and saying things like, 'Oh, yes, it's Ms. Lima! Adriana, while I respect you as the wonderful and independent woman that you are, I must say that you are looking rather beautiful today', it would be fucking boring and everyone knows it. I'm a girl, but I don't give a shit about these guys' comments, because in general they're pretty funny and (at times) quite clever. Sure, there's a line that is sometimes crossed, but this is the BASTARDLY, not the SNAG. Deal with it.
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I just got that ol' fashion romantic feelin' Lloyd where I'd do anything to bone her.
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Harri, STFU, lol it's Wiseman. What female goes by calling themselves Harri?
Nice try. Funny how you never posted here before lame ass.
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Jess is rollin hard! Props to Jess!
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Yes yes yes! props to ya Jess and to the rest of you. I find a lot of the stuff on this site funny but there has been a steady decline in the past months where its become just nasty to read comments. LoL, makes me laugh how some assholes find time to post a comment (or more) on every bastardly post. u just know they sit at home caressing their dicks, or as num. 35 said it:
"I just love how you just KNOW that every guy on here who makes fun of beautiful girls like Adriana is just a bitter, self-pitying lowlife whose in a blind rage because he got turned down by the ugliest chick in his office and no-one will talk to him because they know he masturbates underneath his desk. Ewww"
haha!
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Jess I agree all the guys on here a so pathetic.
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what the fuck are you guys talking about? you're just proving your stupidity. i DO post on here, but i live in the southern hemisphere so it's not normally at 'peak hours'. harri is short for HARRIET, which is a girl's name, funnily enough.
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STFU already, who cares what the fuck your name is bitch. Stupid Yankee. Would you like a cock with that?
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Harriet, if you're a girl, Latina, Hot, Have an nice round ass and some big juicy tits, I'd fuck you. I'd fuck Debbie, and I've never ever seen her face, because she's Latina and she loves sex.
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What a bunch of fucktards! When some of you finally get to be in the same room as a real woman (and no, your sister and mum do not count!) I bet your shitty 'hood speak' soon fucks off. Stop wanking, stop posting shit on websites and looking at pictures of some german bird fisting your dad and find a real girlfriend.
Place is fucked up and full of kids trying to be pretend men. If you came face to face with ANY of the women on this site, Butty or whatever you would piss into your jeans. Bunch of piss garglers!
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Jess took the words out of my fucking mouth. i used to think this site was fun to read but its truthfully complete and utter bullshit. bastardly's beloved keeley sleezell and abi titcunt make us regular women feel like complete shit because they give all of us a bad name with their fucking airbrushed filthiness. not to mention that bastardly has to spend time after time bitching about the gorgeous jessica alba not getting naked, did it ever occur to you that maybe she doesnt WANT pathetic assholes like you seeing her naked body? and to make fun of a beautiful woman like adriana lima, a top VS supermodel is just beyond sad. butterfaces.com? how about a mydickissosmallthaticantevenmasturbate.com? bastardly's ugliest women? id like to see some photos of u guys, cause ya know to make a poll like that you'd have to be pretty hot urself right? HAH. yeah, go ahead and call me a jealous dyke, wahtever i dont care, but there's truthfully nothing more pathetic than making disrespectful and sleezy commetns about these women (NOT bitches, WOMEN) who u would never have a chance with if u were the last sleezeball on the planet. maybe one day u will get out from behind the computer screen and see women for waht they really are, which is not a slab of meat, Pissholes. and yes, i did waste five minutes of my day writing this, thankuverymuch.
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lol these aren't men on this site. It's teenagers pretending to be men. no grown men would act like this...well I hope not.
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beautiful chick, but bad photo shoot. looks manly
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Yes yes yes! :)
It's nice to see that not every person on this God-forsaken site believes women are bitches.
I should do what Jess did and stop coming on here...
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I think Gisele has a big ugly nose, i dont get the leonardo decaprio "thing". I think Adriana is way more beautiful
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The most gorgeous lady in the world.
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In the 1st pic, the other hand looks like a mans!
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haha go JESS! I agree with you mainly, but I also think that this site just shouldnt be taken to seriously it is just for fun. I like to visit it as a pause from my dissertation in cultural history.........just to relax
But any guy (or girl) who takes this site for serious is a big LOSER , that must be said
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everybody loves adri or loves to hate on her...she gets the most comments on this site!
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The most beautiful woman in the world EVER!
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who's taht guy?!? i thought she was hot, but now i see how masculine she is...
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No way is she a virgin. I love the idea that she's waiting for me, though.
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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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adriana has a lil bit of european and a lil bit of native amerindian
lima is a portuguese surname
in my opinion the fact she is mixed makes her exotic and sexier. that is a good thing.
honestly, i do not any woman hotter than her. she is simply the best looking supermodel.
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I love Adriana Lima. I wish I could be like her.
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Jess and Tatiana, I applaud you two! and I totally agree! From Abi Titmus (seriously? titmus? urgh) to the disgusting readers here, the bastardly is low low low class. I don't know why I still come on here. The very fact that people support ugly titmus over beautiful adriana says a lot. PATHETIC.
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come on. lighten up. why are your anal sphyncters all bunched up today? do you need some lube time in the rear to loosen up?
come on. most of this site is pretty light hearted. It's one big Bastardly support group. You can come over here and cry on my shoulders if you don't mind the big bulging 2cm peeny next to your thigh.
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All these new people posting on this site are all fake using different ID's. It's a guy duh...
Harri my ass. Fucktard
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Haha they all use sex dolls. They can't get shit, because no girl will put up with their asses.
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She's not a virgin, she said the term was taken out of context in an that Italian Magazine.
But she claimed she wasn't say she was or wasn't. Make up your fucking mind bitch!
What's up with the man eyebrows? That stupid duck pout? Take a normal picture.
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Adriana Lima is the best model nowadays because she has an unique beauty closed followed by Ana Beatriz and Allessandra Ambrosio.
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Thank god she's not a mixed breed. This is what TRUE Aryan beauty looks like. Untampered with.
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George...dicksmoker,shes not PURE aryan assface.What does the surname LIMA sound like geez
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This slut is not a virgin. Who the fuck are you retards trying to kid??
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Aryan?? Man, you need to lay off the crack. Seriously. Those lips and nose are anything but Aryan. She is a beauty, though - you got that right.
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WTF? Your joking right? Blue eyes, pale skin, straight hair, and your gonna sit up here and argue that she's not fully white? Get the fuck out of here with that BS.
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And FYI her nose is straight and Euro, and look at those lips. They look pretty flat to me.
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you people are so pathetic, making fun of her. i wouldnt date any of you, and im just a regular girl. i doubt adriana would even look ur way, fucktards. and if she really had lost her it factor, she wouldn't be in demand, now would she? but she clearly is (look it up, she's in the top 10 interms of highest-grossing models).
this site is disgusting and i am no longer coming back. it's one thing to have different views on women, but to actually objectify them in such a sleazy way is fucking retarded. to think that all u asswipes (moe and jackson included) hide behind your computer screens making fun of women who don't show enough skin is a very pathetic thought.
and save it, u can insinuate that i am fat, ugly, lesbian, angry, lonely, etc. but it won't do shit to sway me. u predictable assholes are fucking disgusting.
moe and jackson, you've hit the bottom of the barrel aligning yourselves to an internet porn star. Seriously. you cater to a repulsive audience and though you're prolly going to beam with pride about it, it's a sad life you lead indeed when your days are spent posting pictures of women you'll never meet so that you and your dicks-are-so-small-they-can't-wrap-their-hands-around-them-to-jack-off readers can create a non-existent pedestal atop which you can spew diarrhea from your mouths.
fucktards.
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Thank you Jess, you summed it up. None of them have respect for women, always talking about fucking and getting laid. Stop thinking about dick all the damn time, you'd be surprised how much life there is out there.
None of the VS girls would give these punks the time of day. Lesbian sex? Fucking sickos.
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I agree with George, but it's too bad that she is a nasty mixed breed. No one wants Negro or dirty redskin.
If only she's was pure, she'd be bangable. But since she's dirty and ethnic, i'll leave her ass alone.
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I don't like the ethnic look anyways..
I'll have 1 Pamela Anderson, with a Jennifer Garner, and Angelina Jolie.
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she's mixed duh... everybody knows that... well except george ove there..
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