Claudia Schiffer @ Elle Magazine 21st Anniversary- Bastardly Hasbeen Fashion Rating

59 Scandalous Comments

Cover the face,
fuck the base.

Old jungle saying.....

I would do her.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 12:28pm
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it looks like supergirl
got hit with lex luthor's aging ray
maybe if superman reversed the earths rotation
she would be hot again

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 12:31pm
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Hello, wall?
Meet Face.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 12:33pm
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Barbarella revisited.
Claudia - Jane called and wants her costume back...

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 12:38pm
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This one trick pony needs to be put out to stud. Her time in the sun has come and gone it is time to fade away and be thankful for everything she has received in the entertainment industry.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 12:43pm
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aging is a bitch!

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 12:47pm
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Thats some nasty rotten German meat.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 12:56pm
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Please bring back BLOTD soon. Hell, do a BGOTD or BCOTD, but do something!

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 1:20pm
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I think Moe needs to do a comparison of the 80's and 90's supermodels... now and then.

Elle, Claudia, Cindy, Kathy, Christie, Carol, Paulina, Cherly, Vendella, Christy, Niki, Naomi, Linda, Kim, etc.

Someone needs to do past and present homework. It would be enlightening to see who survived the test of time, and then extrapolate the statistical findings and apply it to the current generation of anorexic supermodels.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 1:41pm
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Yeah, without the BLOTD, the site is too tame and boring. It won't do. Well, see you all after the holidays. Happy Turkey day. Don't do anything to the turkey that is against State laws.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 1:44pm
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swoop.... then go for the Bastardly Guy of the Day.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 2:00pm
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That first pic does-her-no-favours. The pic on the third page however does.
The balance of the universe is restored.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 2:45pm
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FUGLY To the max. why the fuck is she in babes? Damn horsey bitch. Giddy up!

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 3:39pm
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Debbie,no BSJOTD. Bastardly swinging junk of the day. I think she should start dating David Copperfield again maybe he could do a little hocos pocus on her kisser.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 3:42pm
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i think her hair scares me.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 4:06pm
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i'd tap it on her forehead.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 4:29pm
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BSJOTD lol

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 4:47pm
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She WAS somethin'........before electricity.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 4:52pm
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The sad thing is that she isn't even that old, but the years since she was a model have certainly not been kind...

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 5:21pm
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thats what happens to girls who STARTED out beautifull, they took that beauty for granted,with smoking,drinking,hard partying, the model lifestyle not thinking it might affect their looks.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 5:39pm
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Vendela Kirsebom (now: Thommessen) lives two houses away from me. Still hot, but oh so stupid.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 6:19pm
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Somebody brown bag her ASAP please!

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 6:49pm
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Can you peek in her windows Norway?

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 6:51pm
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i agree with swopp

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 9:41pm
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swoop i agree with you...some oen needs to do a comparision of the supermodels of the 90's

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 9:42pm
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We need Ana Beatriz Barros, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Fernanda Tavares ... all gorgeous ...

Sorry, but I prefer the latin girls from the new generation ...

I never liked Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, Linda Evangelista ...

Well, I forgot Cindy Crawford ... she was really hot ... the only I liked ...

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 10:16pm
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Rockin' body...

...but WTF did that face come from?

I don't see age, I see stoneage.

scooter

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 11:04pm
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Somebody slapped the shit out of her with a ugly stick.

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006 @ 12:05am
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jes, im shocked.....she was so hot at one point.....
maybe if she tryed a softer make up approch that would work and look better.....i think her make up is making her look more aged.........and less classy.......

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006 @ 6:58am
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Hideousssss.

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006 @ 9:08am
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grüße aus germany.
she was fine back in the 90's
but these pictures are SCHEISSE

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006 @ 1:14pm
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Look @ that 1st pic......what up w/her crazy ass eyes?.......way weird lookin!!!!!!!

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006 @ 3:00pm
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was she in an accident?

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006 @ 3:30pm
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rotten pice of meat.

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 11:47am
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OMG, she´s so freaking ugly. :s

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 1:50pm
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She was never good looking, she was just photographed well. She can eat olives straight from the jar.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 5:38pm
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DAYUM!!! What in the fuck is that???

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 2:04am
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[...] Claudia Schiffer has the wonkiest eye on the freakin’ planet. (The Bastardly) [...]

Saturday, December 2nd, 2006 @ 9:47am
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[...] Claudia Schiffer has the wonkiest eye on the freakin’ planet.  (The Bastardly) [...]

Friday, December 22nd, 2006 @ 1:56pm
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Wednesday, January 24th, 2007 @ 2:07am
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[...] Claudia Schiffer has the wonkiest eye on the freakin’ planet.  (The Bastardly) [...]

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 12:15am
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[...] Claudia Schiffer has the wonkiest eye on the freakin’ planet.  (The Bastardly) [...]

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007 @ 3:34pm
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Mike 37, we DONT need more of that. This site is already slowly turning into a VS fansite.

I agree with swoop 17!

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 @ 5:38pm
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Just fugly...

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 @ 6:38pm
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meh. no shock here, she was never hot.

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 @ 7:43pm
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Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 1:13pm
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eh at least shes kept her figure

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 1:21pm
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Or maintained....
Or sumthin!

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 2:46pm
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Even worse, she's dressed like a damn street walker makers her even more Nasty.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 3:40pm
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She looks like some kinda bizarro alien Jane Fonda w/ bleached blond hair.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 5:39pm
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Of course I can, Buck Nasty.
I see her almost every day. Her children are just the same age as mine.
But she is married to a politician.. He is representing the very small "Venstre", which is very much to the leftside ("venstre" is "left" in norwegian)

Her husband is hot too, just google him. Olaf Thommessen.

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006 @ 9:44am
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38! haha..

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 @ 5:40pm
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swoop.... girl are afraid of being tear apart

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 1:26pm
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http://www.tu.no/nyheter/fagartikler/article37031.ece

I did the googling for you. Here he is. A very beautiful couple they are.

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006 @ 9:48am
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girls

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 1:26pm
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Im falling asleep with this website.... time to change I guess.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 1:28pm
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I promise to be on my best behavior. You bastards out there, promise as well. We gots to get the ladies back for one night.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 1:28pm
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hahahaha john!
What the fuck IS wrong with her face?
Was she actually pretty at one point?
I'm frightened by those facial expressions.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 1:30pm
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