Bastardly Hot or Not: Claire Forlani
Thursday, November 23rd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

I've always liked her even after seeing her in that ABC Family movie with her fake (I think) Italian accent.
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Oh yeah, baby.
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Yeah it was a fake Italian accent,she's English. And hot.
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Not to hot it would be better with less clothes
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yes yes yes.................this is some fine slab of meat from Twickenham london.
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she was hot in Meet Joe Black
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fugly, too thin for my tastes,
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She's one of the hottest women on earth. When she climbed out of the pool in Meet Joe Black I punched myself in the balls and went outside to chop wood in the rain...
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Older and HOT!
I'd drink her bath water!
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Beautiful Eyes.
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Classic beauty
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Hot and feminine, more pics with less clothes please!
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Hell, I can't see her well.
but the last pic is nicely suggestive.
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Forlani was born in Twickenham in London, England to Pier Forlani (an Italian, from Ferrara) and Barbara (who was English).
So yea the accent was fake, but she is half Italian.
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super hot
and dave is correct she was the only reason to sit through meet joe black
that movie made me want to fake my own death
and begin a new life half a world away
with lovely claire
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my boyfriend thinks she's a goddess.... so maybe i'm just being jealous when i point out that she crosses her eyes whenever she concentrates on receiting her dialogue
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HOT!!!!!!!
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I'd pee in her butt.
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if you have to ask, you are blind..............or gay
I'd drink her urine
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