24 Scandalous Comments

Wuff wuff,

She can shake anything on my di(k.............

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 12:42am
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i'd cum inside her.

twice

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 1:01am
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the twpo people above me are complete tools! anyways my ding dong is hard right now

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 1:32am
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Call me crazy, but I think she looks better as a blonde...

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 2:41am
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I would treat her to American Thanksgiving with extra stuffing. YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww!!!!!

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 2:50am
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I want her to do the washing machine on my tool.

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 4:14am
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These pics are pretty old. (2000-2001) Anyway, Shakira is very beautiful but I'm a boob man...if she had big titties then she would be perfect.

Have you guys seen the latest pics of Salma Hayek?? Jesus Christ!! Those pics are delicious. Salma's rack is just perfect.

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 6:33am
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GAUDINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 8:56am
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yea..she needs bigger boobs and ass.it looks great in tights but not so great out of them.

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Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 9:38am
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for some reason she reminds me of borat's prostitute sister.

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 10:33am
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O^h, baby, when you bleach like that....You still sing like a motherfuckin' goat. Blech!

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 10:54am
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Her breasts and ass are just fine, thank you very much. I want to break my dick off inside this luscious thing.

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 1:44pm
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which shakira song has the lyrics similiar to 'my humble breasts...' ?????

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 4:49pm
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Good looking, nice ass, where's the rack?

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 6:56pm
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Glimmer, it's Whenever, wherever.. Or whatever :P Goes something like "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains."

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 9:10pm
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This bitch is so overrated. Both as a singer (I agree, Speed, she sounds like a fucking goat) and as a "beauty". Pass.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 10:54pm
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She looks like shit with that bleached mop on her head. Thank God she went back to darker hair.

Saturday, November 25th, 2006 @ 2:33pm
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Pass. She looks like just another Wannabe porn star or Hughy Hefner crotch sniffing goof.

Sunday, November 26th, 2006 @ 5:06pm
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She's hotter without the shoes.

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 8:28am
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she made me hard

Friday, December 1st, 2006 @ 2:54am
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she looks so much hotter without all the makeup, yum!

Sunday, December 3rd, 2006 @ 7:30am
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She is beautifull but black her looks much better on her

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 1:33pm
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Looks like she's lost some weight. She needs to close her eyes and suck down some of my special protein shake from my straw.

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 3:02am
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I HOPE SKAKIRA GETS GANG RAPED FOR BEING THE WHORE SHE IS. MUHAHAHAH
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I HOPE SHAKIRA DIES FROM AIDS FOR BEING THE SLUT SHE IS. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 @ 12:53am
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