Bastardly Breaking News! Brittany Murphy May Have a Penguin Fetish!

she eschews modern polygamist ideals. what i wouldn't do to have her in the stable; company of many.

john................"your friend" is fucking donkey dick sucker.

hey wiseman
how have you been
still smashing that watermelon with a sledgehammer
or are you going to finally come up with something interesting
wait let me guess
i'm a fat american that can't see my little babydick
you are like the ticking of a clock
predictable and mind numbingly boring
but hey just keep telling it like it is buddy

The top pic on page one makes her look like Sandra Bernherdt which turned me off, then the other pics made up for it, luckly.

John I was thinking the same thing. Tisk tisk Wiseman, is that all you are good for these days, repeating the same lame "used and abused" insult every other post and name calling? Seriously, at least before your racist/sexist remarks had a little style, now you seem like a pissed off kid who got grounded and can't go to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance. Just be careful or David Duke will revoke your membership.

I'm not feeling her on the first pic. But looking at her on ther other pics, I came to the conclusion that I would totally fuck her. Her facial expression in page two is priceless, she's just ready for cock in her mouth.

Masterbater...................You appear to be a typical trailer trash obese American who kisses George Bush' arse. Thats all you fatties are good for. Oh yeah, the fact is, the average poor englishman is in a better position that a irch american healthcare wise. 90% of Americans are obese, its a fact. That disease is so bad, the Canadians are getting fat. The canadians need to kick Americans of North America.

What does that even mean, "The canadians need to kick Americans of North America." Perhaps the headmaster was too busy teaching you to master head for you to pay attention in that little shitbox you called a school. It's time for you to go to bed now. Go kick the squirrels out of the hole behind the shed.

Penguin has a hard on!

People please excuse wisecunts behaviour,
Penguin bonker is getting turned on by the bird in the zootsuit

Oh Wiseman, you degenerate you.

Wiseman, you are a third-rate, low rent, back alley hack. Jump off the fucking ledge already you pimply gay douchebag. Don't forget to say goodbye to your mom, who'll probably throw a party themed "No more 13 year old, pasty, freckled homo sons."

America: Saving Douchebags Since 1917.

'sigh'

Her stock plummeted and never quite recovered from way back when she went through that skeleton phase...

you are all so sick and twisted minded.....
you all think with your below head

and even those people who have no below heads think the same way...

my friend thinks it would be really hot if she laid that penguin down on the ground and rode it's beak

So, unWiseman, you speak “porper English”? Face it, Speed is right about the WHO statistic. You Brits are fatter than Americans, on average, would not know dental care if it looked you straight in the mouth, have a higher incidence of heart disease (all three of which are related), and are French-like pussies whose toughest leader after Churchill was a woman. Speed told you he wasn’t American, but your inability to comprehend simple English forced you to still denigrate Americans. I’m willing to meet you on neutral ground and settle this debate with you, you toothless, grog-bellied, little-dicked, racist, mindless, sheep-bonking, misogynistic, incestuous, cocked-up, grotty, manky, barmpot. When you are posting here, does your village know where its idiot is?