Carolina "Pampita" Ardohain brings the links!



- Jessica Simpson Sex Tape? [HollywoodTuna]
- That Was Fast: Brit, Paris & Lohan Back Together [Dlisted]
- Jaime Koeppe, and her rear.... [Double Viking]
- Euro Celeb I've Never Heard of Before in a Bikini [Dunken Stepfather]

- Ashlee Simpson's face is melting [CityRag]
- Rachel Bilson Hits Hyde [Yeeeah!]
- Cameron Richardson Is Jambalaya Hot. [Fatback and Collards]
- Porn star showdown - Tera Patrick vs. Briana Banks [Horny Oyster]

- Paris Hilton Fights Back At Lindsay Lohan's Allegations [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hilary Duff had her teeth grinded down [Cele|bitchy]
- The First Transformer Movie Picture [Popoholic]

- Sienna Miller Likes Her Sex Kinky and Cuffed [Egotastic!]
- Beyonce Knowles is a Bitch [IDLYITW]
- The Drunktionary [College Humor]

- And today's hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- I hate you Derek Jeter [Celebslam]
- - Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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23 Scandalous Comments

This is used meat. She produced a nasty little sprog.

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 7:01pm
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That's going to hurt when they take it off..... snap!

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 7:20pm
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I was thinking the same thing Manolo "Pretty girl....but OUCH!

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 8:40pm
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first two or three pics...any good model knows you don't pose with your chin completely obscuring your neck like that..
this really is a rather edgy photoshoot. that last pic? looks like a bondage victim sex slave thing. now that's sexy alright.

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 8:57pm
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i'd tap it on her forehead.

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 9:04pm
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hmmmm....

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 9:38pm
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i'm sure she's wearing like a thong under that duct tape and probably pasties.

i don't think any person in their right mind would make a girl do that/allow that to be done unto them.

however with a name like pampita and the occupation of a d-list swimsuit model, she might not have the highest IQ.

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 11:14pm
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Girly: "a d-list swimsuit model"

HOW DARE YOU?!!?

Thsi woman is a goddess, god damn it!

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 11:59pm
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This slut has a horse face

Too much photoshop

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 12:03am
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He meant double-D list.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 1:10am
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i'll duct tape myself to pampita any day!!

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 2:31am
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i will never look at electrical tape the same

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 3:49am
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I volunteer to rip it off her and watch the retard face happen...

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:44am
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Quickies

+ Don’t worry. Joel Madden will find himself another philly [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ The wonders of duct tape *drools* [Bastardly]
+ Ashley’s face is melting [cityrag]
+ The one girl that could come between Jessica Biel and me [Yeeeah...

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 11:37am
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She looks good to me. I will never be able to jerry-rig anything again with duct tape without thinking of her. Maybe this will be the new style of lingerie, and yet Victoria Secrets would still charge you a hundred dollars for it, but I am sure it would be "special tape" with a "Made in China" stamp on the label.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 12:02pm
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I'd pee in her butt.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:05pm
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Pampita!! HOT HOT.. I would do her taped up!

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 3:16am
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those tapes would hurt!!! girl has guts or rather she got a handsome pay-packet

Saturday, December 2nd, 2006 @ 5:55am
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Dear Lord, she is a sexy woman.....

Sunday, January 13th, 2008 @ 11:48pm
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also, i'm sure they lathered her up with super moisturizing lotion so that it would almost slide off.

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 11:15pm
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do you know how much fun it would be to see and HEAR her have lesbian sex on the bubble wrap?

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 1:12am
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damn, that duct tape had to hurt when they pulled it off her bush.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 1:12am
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This woman is just stunning. Any guys here saying she isn't should check their shorts for balls.

BDK

Thursday, November 27th, 2008 @ 5:09pm
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