Bastardly Breaking News! VC Whore Gisele Bundchen Wants Peace on Earth!



After getting off the Victoria's Secrets jet (yes, they have their own fucking jet), Gisele Bundchen was photographed flashing the peace sign.

W/ that in hand, please don't forget that Global Orgasm For Peace will be held on December 22nd. If you don't have a partner with whom to have the "Orgasm for Peace," please contact your local pimp, drug dealer or whore house. I'm sure arrangements can be made.

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Looks like a god damn goblin.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:02pm
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Geezerbird.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:05pm
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"Looks like a god damn goblin."

Don't you mean Hobgoblin, don't incur the wrath of her lawyers.

She is doable for sure just overrated, but then when you are trying to market a model they are all overrated (except Lima of course, bow to the Lima).

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:08pm
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piece of what? on earth

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:21pm
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Suk dik you infidels.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:32pm
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Does Allah hate Cs?

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:36pm
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I can't believe you guys haven't stooped low enough yet to have Brit's vagina all over.....everyone else has

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:47pm
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And once again the trannie alert goes of, I just hate her manly face. If you think she´s beautiful you´re gay, no doubt about that.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:52pm
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I'm not gay, and I don't find her attractive at all. Or that fugface Izabel. Of course Ale is gorgeous, as well as Lima, but I bow down to NO bitch. Lima can wrap those DSL around my meat pole for sure that is.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:55pm
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"If you think she´s beautiful you´re gay, no doubt about that."

I find fault with your logic, logic, what am I talking about this is the Bastardly.

"but I bow down to NO bitch"

If all Lima wanted me to do is bow down to her then I could have my way with her I would do it, it's not like she asked me to drive her to the airport or help her move (Sienfeldism) :)

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 5:06pm
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Should be called VICTORIA'S SLUTS.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 5:27pm
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She looks like a fucking man. Have you seen her in the catalog? She has manly arms, manly abs, manly hands, and a once manly dick until "she" had it cut off.

Come on, get the facts, 5'11...no tits (had boob job) no ass, fake hair, tons of make up, look at her manly fuckin face...she is no doubt a man.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 5:37pm
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Damn it. I've been asking for "peace on earth" for years and years at Christmas time!

Why does everyone copy my ideas?!? And why don't I ever get it!?!

Oh well, if a supermodel wants to copy my ideas, I guess I can live with that.

Oh yes, very lickable.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 6:06pm
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that's a 'V' for Victoria's Secret! duh!

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 6:54pm
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Yes "she" is a a geezerbird. Apparantly "she" has a 12 inch dick. Thats 1 inch bigger than mine.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 7:01pm
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blue lace...you're probably right! god damn i feel stupid.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 7:08pm
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GORGEOUS. GISELE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 7:37pm
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Wrong! She's been flashing the peace sign since before her VS contract. She's fun, has some personality, more of them should be like her. Definitely not a man, and had the implants removed almost 2 yrs. ago, try to keep up.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 7:38pm
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So hot I can feel the steam right here.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 7:51pm
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Ow! I love Gisele Bundchen! She is hot!

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 7:59pm
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In my opinion Gisele is pretty and nice. Hard to find this combination in a woman. I've seen her interview last weekend and she seems so nice. She does not act like a celebrity and love this attitude.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 8:11pm
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anon--shut up! it changed, alright? it's now for Victoria's Secret

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 8:57pm
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yes, shes absolutely hideous. thats why, ya know, shes a top supermodel and everything. u guys are fucking retarded. i really wanna know what kind of hotties you all are to critisize her.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 9:13pm
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just gorgeous

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 9:26pm
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BL you sound like a child, perhaps one in need of a spanking.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 10:18pm
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What is wrong with Matt Damon? He should have had his man-tool permanently transplanted in her. Anywhere. He had 4 holes to choose from. Hell, just sew it on between her breasts, or under arm pit. Again, I ask, what is wrong with Matt Damon?

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 1:03am
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It's Victoria's SECRET! It's not plural, "SecretS" ugh that's been getting on my fucking nerves. You sound like a retard.

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 1:22am
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Their catalogs pissed me off when they started airbrushing out the see through stuff. Now it's not good enough to rub one out to anymore. Gisele was fuckable until that little fuck Leo DiCappicino was schtupping her.

Ahhh, who am I bullshitting? I'd pee in her butt.

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 2:00am
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HOT HOT HOT

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 5:33am
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Poor.

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 9:25am
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She is beautiful, has exotic looks, killer body, great personality, down to earth (to be the best well paid model in years)... what more can you ask.... you guys would do anything just to kiss her feet... losers!

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 9:33am
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Quickies

Note: Click the images for semi-NSFW pictures of Britney’s nipple
+ I would love a “peace” of Gisele…ZING! [Bastardly]
+ Do people still wear these shoes? [popbytes]
+ Just like the Crocodile Hunter! [cityrag]
+ I’m su...

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 10:23am
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giselle is hot.

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 5:56pm
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fiiiine...whistling sound.........!

Thursday, November 30th, 2006 @ 11:24pm
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gisele is beautifuk (sometimes), but she does look like a man and she's said to be selfish.

Monday, December 4th, 2006 @ 6:54pm
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Look, I think Gisele is the most beautiful thing on earth. I will agree that not all of her pictures are good. Alot do make her look like a man, but she has an amazing body and amazing features. And for all those cock-breathed bastards out there she did NOT have a breast implants and she DOESN'T have a dick. Keep calling her ugly and everything else you dick-sucking monkeys want to call her, but don't tell me that if you saw her in a bar, and she was willing, that you wouldn't have sex with her.
SUCK ON THAT DILDO DICKS!!

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007 @ 1:51am
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hehe he. HAHA HA. Hilairioux. Hereyes zar countageous ovfe crazyness. Nowim antisane alxo.

Friday, February 9th, 2007 @ 4:39am
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AWw takeit bauchk...hereyes zArnot craziy....ist juxcst mE!.!.!.!.!.!.!.1>.?1.2?>!!.3.

Saturday, February 10th, 2007 @ 3:30am
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omg dude you fucking dicks gisele is NOT ugly, i mean she MAY look like a man at times or not take PERFECTLY good pics ALL the time but its not like you do either so why criticize her when there's so more ugly models in the world, take alessandra for example, she had plastic surgery and guess what?! she's still ugly!! and adriana lima?! omg she needs to get a brow lift not to mention some braces and grammar lessons. stop saying gisele is ugly cuz she's not. you're just jealous she's hotter than you :]

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 8:46pm
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Ummmm...I think she's only trying to show us all she can count to two...Well DONE!

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 6:10pm
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Crimson...you're gay, admit it

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:05pm
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It even has it on her SHIRT and you still fucked it up.

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 1:24am
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She is perfect!

If her face looks like a man´s face, Alessandra´s face look like what???
And adriana looks like plastic...Gisele is naturall..and beautiful!

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 10:26am
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well if orgasms could bring about world peace
my hand would get the nobel peace prize

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:05pm
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as a matter of fact i might start calling my hand
Nelson Handela

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:06pm
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I sat next to a tranny that looked just like that on a plane not too long ago. Smelled like old men and cigarettes. She looks real third world gamey up close doesn't she.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 10:31pm
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