The Bastardly Presents: El Alamo Bikini Open, Contestant 2



Sorry folks, from this point on... and I know it's only the second one, but I don't remember the names of any of these chicks... but not like we really give a shit anyways.

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That's a mighty fine ass. I'd be all over it if I wasn't gay.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 1:34pm
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moe and/or jackson
nice camera work

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 1:53pm
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all photos were taken by jackson.

I have a couple vids I can post but i'm too lazy @ this particular time...

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 1:57pm
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1. This girl is hot.

2. She has a nice ass.

3. She makes my pants dance.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 1:58pm
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Hot! Could be on TV, or maybe Maxim! This is the best promotional for getting down there I have ever seen!

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 2:00pm
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This chick has some awesome curves, Moe please post the vids

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 2:02pm
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Hey number 1..................you are a fucking fag. Go and suck some George Bush dick you fat yank turd. Get a life and use your own name you shit.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 2:04pm
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Nice curves.

Awesome, bring em more.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 2:06pm
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That arse is something.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 2:15pm
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I'd skeet all over that ass.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 2:38pm
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Now that is a fine biatch! Way better than yesterday's. That assss is beautiful.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 2:43pm
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Noice!

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 2:57pm
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Fuck yea, why I am such a sucker for a curvaceous ass. I just chipped my tooth on my screen trying to bite that sexy ass.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 3:22pm
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WOW.

She's pretty!!!

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 3:29pm
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Oh boy, she's got a body quite sexier than contestant 1. That ass.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 3:34pm
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Thats simply the finest meat on bastardly.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:33pm
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#1 is still far hotter.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:42pm
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Nice ass, face could be better.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:55pm
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Hey Moe.............No 1's face and this ones body would be a dispicable combination.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 5:33pm
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ya...imo this ones got a tranny face...put yesterdays head on this ones body n ur straight

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 6:18pm
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Look at that arse on page 3. That would get used and abused.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 7:07pm
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very cute, more pear-shaped than we usually see, but looks great!

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 7:17pm
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I agree w/ Moe on #1, this one would be hotter if she lost the puppy fat around her navel.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 7:28pm
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um, Anon? it's called she's a woman, not "puppy fat" her stomach is fit and feminine and absolutely perfect.

maybe you would prefer that black chick--she has a nice tranny-style stomach for you

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 9:02pm
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That body is heaven sent...I love my latin ladies, not other women cant fukk with our ladies.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 9:56pm
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Far better then #1, a excellent body especially her hips and ass.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 11:54pm
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Lace, flab is not fit, and having a flat stomach is not masculine. I simply prefer women who are in shape, curvy hips, and breasts are hot, fat is not. This girl can certainly tone up her abs a little w/out losing her curves.

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 12:42am
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Hey, Rasheed, have you ever thought about finding some where where they perhaps POST women more to your taste...? Because it doesn't seem like you have much when taste is put in front of you.

She is my favorite that I spoke of. Yes...she has a very nice body. I don't know why the chick who wasn't even in a proper bikini got credit.

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 1:34am
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Goddamn, she is LUSCIOUS!

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 1:39am
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u cant be serious Anon, u cats kill me with this nonsense...there is almost no difference in stomach from contestant 1 and 2...u have a distorted perception woman also(that a little pooch is unatural and flabby)...step away from the monitor, stop being being gay and go see some real-life women naked dog.

I blame baby boomers for this faggotry..

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 2:11am
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thank you tragic hero,if your complaining about this chicks body you must be 1 step away from gay.wtf?her body is perfect,and if that's pear shaped it's beautiful.

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 2:54am
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Quality.

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 2:58am
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she has fat thighs... eww. nice ass tho :P

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 9:39am
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anon..breasts are fat. so are are hips. all curves are fat. it's called fertility.

the only curve a woman might be able to keep if even if she works out hard is her ass. and boobs are the first to go... stomach/hips take a bit longer because that fat is most necessary for child-bearing.

if a feminine and healthy woman is too soft and rounded for you, you might want to consider being gay.

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 1:19pm
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She has a nice body!

Friday, December 1st, 2006 @ 11:28pm
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She is fukin hot!

Saturday, December 2nd, 2006 @ 12:27pm
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Damn and blast! I been thinking that No.2 was No.1 all this time.
No.1 is actually the best of the bunch by a lo-ng chalk!

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 3:01pm
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i foun out and she is argentinian

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 10:28pm
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i'd tap it on her forehead.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 1:53pm
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yes yes yes.....................that is a fine body. Fine arse, fine tits. Probably a cheap slapper, but I would put on my titanium condom and slam that meat.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 2:09pm
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She wouldnt be able to walk after I am done giving her the treatment with my 11 inch cock.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:36pm
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#1 is still far hotter.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 4:42pm
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Hey Moe.................Find out the name of this girl.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 5:35pm
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Not that I don't appreciate these, but strip clubs and bikini fest and wet T-shirts are too easy. Where's the true violation of privacy when you snap photos and videos of Argentina gals in shopping malls, restaurants and at the Argentina consulate being strip searched (full cavity style)?

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 12:48am
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this is the ideal shape, and no she isnt fat as some one that wears some kind fo "homo lenses" pointed out. She has a waist and everythin else works in harmony. Nice post.

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 3:19am
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