Bastardly Body Double - Adriana Lima & Elena
Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Hi, my name is Elena, I am from NYC, I am 18, and I'm a reader of The Bastardly. It is one of my favorite sites. I have noticed that you have celebrity body double posts where girls send in photos of themselves and the celebrities they think they look like.
Well, I am going to do the same in hope of you posting my photos.
Everyone says I look like Adriana Lima. I won't say I look exactly like her, but I won't deny that we do have a strong resemblance. Unlike other Adriana Lima "look alikes" which were featured on your site in the past, I actually resemble Adriana. They didn't resemble her the least bit. I am hoping to have a blog entry dedicated to me because I am a bastardly reader and also happen to be a celebrity body double. I am curious to see what other people think about me.






















Just a thought:
Don't you think if you were anywhere near as hot as Lima (and living in NYC) you'd have been discovered by now?
Ummm.... no on the Lima part, but you could still get a proper facial from the Latverian despot.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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she's hot,period.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
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Sticking your lips out like a fish does not mean you look like Adriana Lima. Other than the pout... there is no resemblance whatsoever.
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DSLs and aftermarket funbags are a good combination.
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UGH the pic on page five is just disgusting
and on the first page? Two words: SUN DAMAGE. Your skin is bad, honey. It is going to be TRAGIC when you are 30. You better start saving for the botox. You will need a LOT.
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you look hot and all that, but to say you look like miss Lima.
there is that one pix when you pucker up your lips that you have that resemblance, but i doubt it thats how you hold your look all the time, if you do, you have some serious issues if you think thats a proper look.
that look is good when you want to get a guy off and you between his legs.
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Kind of looks like her for a split second.
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I hope she doesn't pout her lips like that all the time. She looks retarded.
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He scares me. Why does he think he looks like a VS model? Weird.
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Adriana Lima isn't even pretty. She's a nasty ass Mixed breed. Fucking half red skin and half Negro. If she was Pure Aryan she would have been much prettier.
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Shhh,goosestep in front of a moving car.
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Buck Nazi, go slice your cock.
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Buck, you know Shhh is none other than WiseMan hiding behind a skirt. haha
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It sounds like the twit.
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ADRIANA HAS THE WORLDS MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES! IT ALL ABOUT THE EYES WITH HER. SORRY to break the news to you. But you have average eyes! nothing special! and honestly pouting ur lips, doesnt make u look like the stunning Miss Lima! u just look like a cheap ho!
that's all i have to say. PS ul never look like lima...u aint got the eyes
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"Everyone says I look like Adriana Lima. I won’t say I look exactly like her, but I won’t deny that we do have a strong resemblance. Unlike other Adriana Lima “look alikes†which were featured on your site in the past, I actually resemble Adriana. They didn’t resemble her the least bit. I am hoping to have a blog entry dedicated to me because I am a bastardly reader and also happen to be a celebrity body double. I am curious to see what other people think about me."
Cocky trick ass hoe. I hate these types. There was actually a few girls that looked like her-(the one with the professional pics, and that Shareefah chick)
Shut your damn lips. You looks retarded with that shit. Did daddy bunch you in the mouth? Is that the reason your pouting? And stop lying, ain't nobody told you shit-You think you look like her yourself-Which is only a fantasy. Noticed how your trying to make the same faces. Stop it ass clown.
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errr, don't think she can shut those lips - they appear to be more along the lines of temporarily pumped up.....
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The thing with the lips isn't cute at all...otherwise, you look a little like Adriana...with green eyes.
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Looks like a cabbage patch doll.
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she doesnt look like her. Besides general things like skin color they are nothing alike. I particularly dislike that stupid duck lip pout she sports in every picture. They only look similar where the pose is the same and half her face is covered....
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I think I know this girl......
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Sorry, is this serious?
Are you trying to comare these two?
Are you on glue for fucks sake?
Not even on the same page of the same book. Another copycat with NOTHING who thinks she has something. Er no, rough and over made up with nothing a 100 other girls in her town don't have.
NEXT!
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Snap. I do know her. A friend of mine is a Photog in NYC. From what he told me, she is like 5'2' and has fake boobs.
SOOOOOOO, Not anything like the Blessed Virgin Adriana.
(Oh yeah, did I mention this chick is not a virgin, perhaps this was evident)
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Do they sell Lima face masks? How about Lima body suits?
You may need both to qualify.
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Far to much eye make-up for my taste. I do think she does look like her but her nose is totally different. Less is more love. Your cute.
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ah aha ahha ahhah!!!!! You little SLUT!!!!!! ha ah ahaha a .......on your knees BITCH!!!!!!!!!
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lol. ohh, good stuff. my boyfriend and i just had a fight, and i needed a good laugh. what is she, part white, part black, part puerto rican, mostly ugly? she has monkey lips, and the biggest widest most ethnic looking nose i've seen all week (it's only wed though). granted, she looks more like adriana lima than i do... but i'm white with blue eyes. she might have so-so legs, but she has a chubby tummy, and i'll bet anything that jelly belly of hers has a happy trail... damn, she looks to be the hairy type. ohh, this was just what i needed to lift my spirits.
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Hey Skipperella.....Shhh is actually you, you dumb shit.
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Buck Nasty you stupid son of a slut, when have I ever called that slut Adriana Lima a negro??? Use your eyes you retarded cunt.
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She definitely looks like Lima, except for the eyes. A word of warning though- stop with the silly pouting, you do nothing for yourself. Off- topic :
Lex- Is someone a bit jealous?
Shhh- Everyone is mixed, some more than others (myself included). We'd all look boring if we had the same generic look, we're meant to look different.
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A nose job and a body implant and I could see the resemblance.
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The difference is, Adriana is naturally beautiful. (And I do mean BEAUTIFUL), while this birds good looks seem to come more from makeup. Elena is pretty, but she is certainly not naturally stunning, while Adriana is.
From "New York"? I think by "New York" she means Jersey.
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What's wrong with having an ethnic nose? What a silly ass bitch.
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Yup, she look like miss Lima, except for, EVERYTHING!!
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LOL at Sophia's "Jersey" comment.
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ppl need to stop that pouty lip shit. theyll never have a natural look wit them so why even try. and this girl has orange colored skin. nothin like a.lima
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but she doesnt have a big nose LEX, cuz if dats big to you the ones i see everyday must be elephant trunks
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I think you do look like her! people here who hate are simply jealous cause they will never have the beauty that you have so they hate to make themselves feel better. haha i think its actually funny to see how many insecure people we have here. people who are secure with themselves dont have to put others down.
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ADRIANA LIMA IS A GODNESS
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW @ pages 4-6
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i need to see naked photos to be sure...
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Some people can find any reason to cam-whore. It looks like someone used too much fake tanner.
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Wow--you are gorgeous! You does look like Lima--beautiful face.
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there is and will EVER be only one ms. ADRIANA LIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yeesh!!!!!!!!!!!
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SORRY BUT NOONE COMPARES ;]
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page 5 looks like a plastic fake slut version of eva mendes....or michelle rodriguez normally...ugh sweety, u aint goin nowhere
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i don't think you look anything like her;adriana is clearly the defenition of beauty.no offense! but if you think you look like her wouldn't you have been discovered or maybe because your too short!
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you look like a whore. You are stupid. Page 5 - moustache.
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k i wont be thaat slack.. but yes page 5, shoulda waxed the upper lip sweetie
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Hey pretty girl, here's the difference between you and Adrianna to help you look more like her.
Adrianna's beauty is more than physical. She is classy and has great charisma. Judging from your photos, although some of your qualities resemble hers, you are a lil trashier than Adrianna. You are overly tan, and your eyebrows are overly-plucked (in comparison to Adrianna's, of course), and in your photos, you are overly-aggressive.... i don't think you've modeled often in your life.
if you truly want to look like her, don't wear cheap makeup. you have great skin, don't cover your whole face in fundation. lose some weight. don't overly arch your eyebrows.
good luck!
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Well, youre beautiful, but you sound too conceited, and although in some pics you do resemble Adriana, youre not any closer to resembling her than Shareefah or Heather, or watever their names are.
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oh my god ur no where near that godess, no one is, okay ur from the same type BUT THATS ALL!! u dont have 1% of the hotness she has!!
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YOUR LIPS LOOK FAKE AS HELL. YOU DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HER. I'M SORRY BUT ITS JUST YOUR IMAGINATION.
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I definitely see the resemblance
Man..., SO many insecure people on here!
And FAT? Are you serious?? She has a very hot body (Better than Lima's) This is definitely a more accurate 'body double' of Adriana posted on this site
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SERIOUSLY GET AN UPPER LIP WAX ,FUKER
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you look like an ape you pout your lips
adriana is beautiful this tranny is not
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You do not look like her!!! Who the heck tells these poor girls those mean fibs???
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u do look a little like her. but everyones unique and i think ur really cute jus like Adriana
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Adriana Lima isn't even sexy.she looks too much like a black gorrilla with her jaw sticking out like a black persons
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Any girl who makes those myspace lips should be axe-murdered.
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u must be regretting posting your picture in this site...take no offense to these sad reasons for human beings...if they can insult really gorgeous people then every other person on the street would not be spared from their blades!! but yeah you might've exaggerated a lil too much on the lips and u do resemble adriana like 30% to say the least but you should always try to be a better you not a better some1else!!
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u must be regretting posting your picture in this site...take no offense to these sad reasons for human beings...if they can insult really gorgeous people then every other person on the street would not be spared from their blades!! but yeah you might've exaggerated a lil too much on the lips and u do resemble adriana like 30% to say the least but you should always try to be a better you and not less of some1else!!
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Adriana you are not, but definitely you're hot.
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I think you're just way too slutty looking to look like Adriana. Adri has a cute/sexy look whereas you look gross/slutty.
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Don't listen to these people. They are just jealous. You don't have all the photoshop done on yourself like Miss Lima, she's getting much too much attention for what she looks like. Most men are blind and naive to think that a.lima looks that way all the time much less off the set. Have you seen some of her candids, she looks terrible. Be thankful that you don't look EXACTLY like her, because technically you're differences are better. Man, I'm wondering if men are really even smart, and supposedly they are the more logical sex. I guess this just proves they are not. They are fantasy wishing little people.
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As long as she's not puckering her lips, Elena out-smokes Adriana.
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Cheap imitation. I'd still give her a dirty sanchez.
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Yes.
She looks like Adriana, she is most certainly a hottie, but to be a "BODY DOUBLE" don't you have to show some pics of your BODY? We didn't get much of a look at her actual body, and based on her cuteness factor I think we are entitled to see more body.
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u r stunning honey, take no notice of these idiots! they're probably just jealous. I think your a dead ringer for Adriana Lima, but prettier!
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sorry, doesn't have the same stunning quality as Adriana. the eyes don't have it.
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Give me the link
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila
ok
I see the resemblance now.
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Hot
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I would do her.
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Oh, dear. I only just saw page 4. She really needs to lose the whole tranny hooker thing... If she let her eyebrows grow out and stopped with the cheap make-up thing, she'd be 10x hotter.
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