Bastardly Lady of the Day - Amiee
Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
She would have to be someone naturally pretty and has some class, like Charlize Theron. I wouldn't would to wake up to any surprises if you know what I mean...
Do you like your boobs?
Of course. I love my boobs! They may be small but they sure are perky and bring much pleasure. NO assembly required!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Are you kidding, I'd marry his ass!
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (...to try get in your pants)?
I get told Uma Thurman ALL the time, even from women. I have Uma hands and Uma feet.
What makes you Bastardly?
I have tits and ass and a pretty face. Do I need anything else?
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You know what, I am not going to insult her so I have to say NEXT!, to this ugly chick.
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no... that's all I have to say... well, hell noooo!
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it looks like a tranny
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Her doughy fried skin and crunchy fried hair makes me hungry not horny.
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when are you going to send in some pictures of your fat ass dibbie?
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I think she looks great. Nice to see some one older than 20 taking a shot at "lady of the Day." Good on ya Amiee. Would love to see more pix.
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Kind of a skank but possible to hit as backup at the office partay.
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I bet she smells a little like cheap perfume from Walgreens and Ben Gay.
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Some brown bags wouldn't hurt.
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amiee looks like a tuesday afternoon striper
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1st pic is the best, hair covering 1/2 her face.
Looks like you're tryin' to be young & hip - it doesn't work. Makes you look stupid & desperate.
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yo...i gotta ask this again, why don't we start brown bagging the ugly blotds??? is there a rule against that shit?
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Of course she'd marry Grandpa - she went to high school with him.
Nice body though - well preserved.
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I just keep thinking of a Chinese phonebook, looking at that chin.
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pretty face? Where? I only see something that has been buried and dug back up at the Pet Semetary
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Umm... Ew.
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2 words....BUTTER FACE
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very classy photos! very feminine face, especially the delicate jawline!
>cough
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Honey,
Admitting that you have hands and feet like Uma isn't something to be proud of. Uma has really...really....REALLY huge and ugly feet.
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WTF!?!!?!??!? Did she have to take the nasty photos in the bathroom to avoid her kids? She shoulda kept her hair over her face!
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holy top 5 ugo
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hahahahahaha
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Um...Did she say she had a nice face?
Her body is nice. The face? Not so much.
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was page 3 taken on halloween night?
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ewwwwwww thats disgusting
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I never thought it could get this low, but Walmart tag says, "$5 hooker"
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What makes you Bastardly?
I have tits and ass and a pretty face. Do I need anything else?
Yes - Corrective lenses or you can simply put down the crack pipe.
Your choice.
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Attack of the fifty foot woman! Why does she look so huge to me? Looks like she's has had a few long nights.
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Jesus, this lady looks alky, AND 40. Nooooooooo!
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uma has man hands. and man hands, no matter what, are a BIG turn off.
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Okay I am going to be mean just because this girl thinks so highly of herself. First, you have the same tramp stamp that most of the girls in the country have and it doesn't make you hot. Second, your face is from hell. Third, your ass looks fat and finally, you look extremely cheap!
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Damn baby
you are so fine
HOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
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I love her because she is half naked of course. Ugly face but who cares.
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this bisnow reminds me of a terd i took after a nite of heavy drinking
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Bastardly's Brown Bag Of The Day
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my God... isn't she a little old to be a BLOTD?? Seriously girls, it's time to hang up the thong when you hit 45.... there's a time and a place for being slutty, and it's called college -- once you have kids in college, you've missed the boat. Uma has man hands, and man feet... so yeah, this old lady also has 'Uma hands' and 'Uma feet'.. whatever lets her seep at night. her body isn't terrible for being 45, but her face is fugly! it's called a mystic tan honey, you know, as opposed to frying your skin with real uva/uvb rays and looking like A-Rod's mit? now, if you'll excuse me, i need to wash my eyes with bleach.
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she looks kind of tired. nice body.
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Nah, Debbie fat spic ass won't. I told her to try losing wait by washing toilets and cleaning hotels. Nasty slut.
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I see Neil did not get those glasses yet. Wooot wooot Sasquach alert, She looks like John Lithgow with a blone wig.
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Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
She would have to be someone naturally pretty and has some class, like Charlize Theron. I wouldn’t would to wake up to any surprises if you know what I mean…
By the way, I don't know what you mean... elaborate, please?
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