Penelope Cruz vs Hilary Swank - The Bastardly "B&W, Wearing No Undies, & Laying on a Shady Hotel Room Bed" Photoshoot Matchup
Friday, December 1st, 2006 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
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Penelope got my vote!!
This should be a great matchup...
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Penelope's definitely got it going on, but if someone says she doesn't look right because she's spanish, oh they are gonna be in trouble not by me but by others.
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Hilary's body is tighter, but Penelope's face is much hotter.
Penelope wins!
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Tighter and more muscular, and thinner and looks very flexible too!
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Didn't they name a magazine after her
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Penelope is hotter in so many ways, but Hilary does have her moments....
Hm.
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What!! judging just by those two pics, and those two pics only, Hilary looks much, much, much hotter. that's the best I've ever seen her look
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*the very first two pics
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Swank...
Penelope looks like shit without make up.
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cruz...she looks like a fun drunk chihuahua in bed.
#5 is creepy, you'd have to have a "tucking in a gay, transvestite, biker dude" fetish...
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I'll take Cruz, she'd be easier to throw around than Swank, although that one pic of Swank's ass does look good.
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hilary swank looks strange
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I voted for Swank because Penelope Cruz dated Tom Cruise and Matthew MacCaughney and that is just an unforgivable offense in my book. Plus Swanks face is covered up and she was married to Chad Lowe who is quite adorable. She just seems more down-to-earth.
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Penelope wins easily. Hillary's stupid pancake boobs and retarded face are the problem.
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Definately hillary swank.That ass crack shot did it for me,too bad the cam wasnt on the tip of my tongue.I'd get some even better photos.
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Page 5, Swank looks like one of the Ramones. hahahaha.
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have u noticed is the same headboard? Did they take turns taking the pics? wtf?
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cruz all the way. swank's not trying hard enough.
Oh, and that story about 'nobody liking Lindsay Lohan' is BS.
Stephen Colbert burst its bubble on his show - he was there & said none of that happened.
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I voted for Peneloppe because she's the sexiest one in my opinion. Hilary Swank is not bad either, she has an incredible body and a cute face, but if i were to fuck one of them, definetly Cruz...
and I'm a girl
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it seems to be suddenly its a trend among celebrities not to wear underwear.LOL
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I'll take the latin lesbo luvah over the tranny horse
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Definitly Penelope.
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Penelope Cruz vs Hilary Swank - The Bastardly “B&W, Wearing No Undies, & Laying on a Shady Hotel Room Bed†Photoshoot Matchup
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Penelope is at the point where she looks curvy but I think she gets fat... and Hillary has an impressive ass crack, indeed.
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This is easy, I choose the one who isn't a man. I guess Penelope Cruz then.
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