Bastardly Breaking News!! Alessandra Ambrosio Can Write Her Name!!
Sunday, December 3rd, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

See, not all super models are stupid! Rock on, Ale!!!
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Aww, Ale! It kind of makes me think "ole!" instead of "ally" or however she's pronouncing it. But she's still cute as hell. Love this girl.
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This is a fine specimen. I would pork it with vigor.
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Sheep professor..............go and bum fuck your sheep you sick freak.
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Fine chocolate.
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How can a woman be sooooo perfect??????!!!!!!!!!!?????
Unbelievable!!!!!!! Alessandra is gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gorgeous!
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I loved the last picture. She is looking so sexy.
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She's cute, but def no the "most beautiful girl" in the world...No woman is.
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hey guys, did u see the last picture. She looks so sexy!
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page 8 freaks me out..lol...it almost looks like the woman is holding up this creepy, over-sized Barbie doll head and putting lipstick on it
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HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
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I hate her.. she won't marry me :(
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No. English grammar rules are different from Spanish grammar rules. So ALE doesn't rhymes with fail or finale, because the E doesn't give the A the long sound. Instead, both the E and the A are short. I can't think of an English word that rhymes with ALE, I can explain like this: the A In ALE sounds like the O in "rock". The L ,sounds like a normal L. And the E sounds like the E in "sex". So sound it out, A-L-E.
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I love this girl!
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Sorry, The Diplomat, but you are wrong!
I love her name! Beautiful name for a beautiful girl.
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Sorry, the diplomat, but you are wrong! That is not the correct way to pronunciate the letters in Portuguese. Remember, Alessandra is a Brazilian girl and they speak Portuguese in Brazil, not Spanish.
I love her name. A beautiful name for the most beautiful woman.
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her name is italian though
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Most of us are Americans so it sounds anyway you want it to sound.
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Kat, we all know what her name is, the us is how is it pronounced. The English A sounds different than the Latin A. The Latin A sounds like the English short O sound. I only answered because someone asked.
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where is an ale vs pampita when u need one?
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Alessandra is the sexiest, prettiest and hottest woman alive.
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Stunning
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hmm, when i 1st saw her i was like Hail Mary mother of God Pray for Us Sinner NOw and in our death....10million Amen, but then when i try to compare her and Adriana, slowly she Fades away.. i Dnt know, tho i find her very Hot.. and by the yeah her legs are quite disturbing to me.. Please dnt hate me..i love her too..is that just i cant figure out what is lacking..Fuck.
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the a in spanish is NOT pronounced like the o in rock.
it's more like the a in back.
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she is soooo on my top 10 women I would go lesbian for
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yes she can now sign her name. Great Success!
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She's so damn perfect.
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Her mother is Polish and her Dad is Italian. She has pics of them on her blog site.
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This is very great news for Alessandra, because she can sign a new modelling contract without even to need someone for spelling her name properly. I guess she is just not tuned into writing more than first three letters of her name, bcause it makes her being very overloaded with the ammount of information.
Thank you for sharing this story with me !
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ALESSANDRA IS A GODNESS
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wow .... she is gorgeous ....
Alessandra is a popular name in many countries ... Brazil, Spain, Italy ....
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yes but the name COMES FROM italy... and the male version is alessandro
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ALESSANDRA
Gender: Feminine
Usage: Italian
Pronounced: ahl-e-SAHN-drah
Alessandra
Origin: Italian
Alessandra-The name Alessandra is a baby girl name. The name Alessandra comes from the Italian origin. In Italian the meaning of the name Alessandra is: Defender of mankind. Feminine of Alexander or Alessandro.
I looked into it. The verdict is the name is not Brazilian or Spanish or Greek or whatever else. These are only three out of the many sources I found saying that the name Alessandra is Italian. It makes sense cause her dad is Italian and it also goes with her Italian last name.
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hahaha finally somebody figures it out. alright, the argument is over!!! Italian it is!!!
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I LOVE BRAZILIAN SUPERMODELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I LOVE BRAZILIAN SUPERMODELS!
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it depends if you say them in an english or american accent i guesssss
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Alessandra Ambrosio is the smartest and most beautiful looking woman that will ever walk down the catwalk.
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gorgeous
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To settle it with everyone arguing over her name, my name is Alessandra and its not italian or brazilian or spanish, it is greek :P and it is pronounced how mike says it is "ahl-ess-ahnd-drah" and each letter in "ale" is pronounced like you would spell it out at the age of 7, very short, although i dont use it myself. Sorted *Big Smiles*
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i love her ..... she is hotttttttttttttttttt. what i love about her is the fact that she is naturally skinny and curvy and she eats...
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Apparently her and her fireman boyfriend want to get married and have kids. I wonder if he would name his first son Jose and the other Josb
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Alessandra Amrosio Gonna B' My Wife Fo'Shizzle my Lady Chocolicious!!! WHAT!!!.............OKKKAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!! :)
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Negociaria mi alma por tenerte cerca y darte mi eternidad.
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SHE IS FUCKING ITALIAN HALF ITALIAN HALF POLISH.
FUCKING HAVE IT! TYPE HER NAME IN GOOGLE AND CHECK THE WIKIPEDIA IT SAYS!
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i would take her,tie her up, and then
feed her some fucking food! pass. sorry i like my women with shape, none of this skinny shit
alright face though, blowjob would be nice, yeah, nice
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@ DIPLOMAT
I'm happy to see that you know the difference between English and Spanish grammar rules. I just don't know what this has to do with Ale, considering she is Brazilian, for christ's sake! ... Oh, what, you dont get it? IN BRAZIL PEOPLE DON'T SPEAK SPANISH!
You just CAN'T be a diplomat if you don't know that. Go find yourself another career.
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she has beautiful handwritting
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A man that knows how to type with lipstick. Take the wig out!!
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she is soo beautiful.... and cute and sexy, you see that little minx-ish look in her eye?
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yeah.. ale...does that rhyme with fail, or does it rhyme with finale?
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She won't "marry" you because she's dating a gorgeous Brazilian firefighter...who's hose I would mind checking out.
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Delicious
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Intelligent and beautiful, she's a keeper
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Sorry, I post the same comment twice.
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That made me think of this:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail35.html
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absolutely gorgeous! and i don't think page 8 is freaky at all, i actually thought she looked the best in that one.
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Alessandra is a very popular name here in Brazil. (Greek Origin)
Origin: Feminine variant of the Greek name Aléxandros and derived from the verb alexéin, "protect, to defend." Etymologically means "defender of one's own men."
Depending on the country you are the pronunciation is different.
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she's perfect!
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k everybody whos saying the name is brazilian or spanish or w/e... THE NAME ALESSANDRA IS ITALIAN!!!
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steph, you are NOT correct. for example, a la escuela. it's not pronounced "aaah la escuela", it's "ah la escuela" which definitely sounds more like te o in rock than the a in back. Wtf?
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@ DIPLOMAT
I’m happy to see that you know the difference between English and Spanish grammar rules. I just don’t know what this has to do with Ale, considering she is Brazilian, for christ’s sake! … Oh, what, you dont get it? IN BRAZIL PEOPLE DON’T SPEAK SPANISH!
You just CAN’T be a diplomat if you don’t know that. Go find yourself another career.
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Yea mel you're right. the name Alessandra is an italian name. But that makes sense because her last name's italian and i'm pretty sure her dad was italian
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Fuck people.....her name is a version of Alexandra...so it would sound the same if you shorten Alexandra to Ale....no "ails"
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Thank all of you for correcting me. I believe I'm correct, but if I'm not, I'm content with that. By the way, I'm American.
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Hi Alessandra ;P I am you'r fan, I love watching you on tv :**
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You'r face,skin,body all is so Beautiful :** (kisses)
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