Bastardly Fashion Rating: Scarlett Johansson models mom-jeans!
Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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That's a mouth-wateringly shapely arse right there!
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I'd soak that up with a biscuit....huuuummmmyy!!!!
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"i make mom jeans hot"
uh
no you don't
she looks like a fucking school bus driver
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MAMAMIA! lord pls her be as she is ----- hot and milky!
waiting for her full frontal movie, goddess be kind ...
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what! aren't these pics from like 6 months ago??!
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SCARLETT CAN MAKE BURLAP SEXY!
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Blue Lace is right.These pictures are a few months old.
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This is a fat bitch
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I'd prefer a frontal-torso-only shot.
That ass in those jeans make me limp.
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no definition in that ass... just big bags of fat... not my taste, but i'm sure you'll find some takers
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Scarlett Johansson models mom-jeans!
Check out the photos -- dang them high riders look tasty.
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I don´t know what sexy things people see about Scarlett...I don´t find her beautiful needer hot!
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Haven't we seen this on the Bastardly before?
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disgusting I have now lost all respect for scarlett johansen... until she takes off her pants!
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maybe if her legs were longer
too stumpy
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Truck driver. That ass is altogether to big.
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hm... nice ass for a white chick:)
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yawn.
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Nah, if you watch that very first scene in Lost In Translation, you'll see that ass is not saggy at all. Well, it wasn't then at least. How old is that movie? I forget. Either way, I think she looks great from the back, the front, the side, at a 37 degree angle from 17 paces away, whatever. Those pants are lame, but even clothes that lame can't hide the hotness of miss Johansson...
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she is so overrated
i dont think she is anything special
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We think it's a very good thing - Mother's can have fun to ya know....
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WOW. And all this time I have been focusing on her fantastically delicious boobs. I am now placing Scarlett above all.
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one word (copyrighted already) ------ WOWBOOTY
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yawn.
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SCARLETT IS FAT. FAT FAT FAT. FAT BITCH. FAT CUNT. FAT WHORE. FAT SLUT. FAT GIRL SCARLETT.
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