Eva Mendes Sporting the "Bend Me Over the Table & Take Me Right Now" Dress
Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex by Moe

All photos @ some event saluting Will Smith @ The Museum Of Moving Image in Astoria, New York.
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All I can say is HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT !!!
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one classy lady
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She's like a jacked up pretty Eva Longwhoria
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Stylish, elegant, talented & hot.
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HOT HOT HOT! She is just perfect.
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Is it wrong that I'm wishing for that button to pop off???
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wow love the outfit, she does look ready to take on some action. Good job Ms.Mendez!
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New Haven Snowplow, followed by the Grouchland Tuxedo.
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Thats the type of woman that keeps a dude sane and focused on the cashflow.
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very pretty but she has huge man hands.
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She is very hot but I hate the usual smile she does (rabbit teeth!!)
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All I can say is: This photographer is a big failure. This is your only chance to get a nipple shot n u waste it dude.
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She should wear short skirts and step out of limo's flashing her pussy.
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HOT =D
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I love this girl, her eyes are incredibly sultry and love her skin
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sexy!!!!
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Very attractive, a bit wide in the hips but she is cute!
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my god shes hot. i wanna do so many thing to her but i don't wanna go into an edward yang style rant.
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She looks ready to take her clothes off.
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