Abi Titmuss bikini candids part 1
Thursday, December 7th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by abi

Hi guys, I was doing a photoshoot the other day for a bikini company and had a photographer I know take some candid shots of me getting changed from one swimsuit into the other for my website totallytitmuss.com. Click here to see the shots of me getting changed!






















Gotta love the Tara Reid styled stumach area
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So freaking average!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hell yeah, now that's what I'm talking about!
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abi continues to delete all of my comments, yet i will continue to point out that she pays the moejackson.com a good sum of money/profit sharing to secure the rights to such huge ads... unfortunately, she insists on deceiving all the readers and pretending to be a 'guest blogger' rather than being truthful and admiting that she pays money and is no different than the t-shirt companies and the absinthe ads etc that advertise on this site (although i expect she pays more and/or cuts the bastardly in on the profits of her site etc to secure such huge ads). i will continue to object, and deleting my comments isn't going to deter me.
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whats there to see while you change ur bikini??????? let meknow then i may open my purse and string...
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What's the name of the bikini company The NOASS MEDIA WHORE OUTLET
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lex you are the rosa parks of the Bastardly
and an inspiration to us all
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what is the big fuss about this girl? she is average looking, and overrated. please remove her from your daily post.
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She's very popular in the UK, and I think she's a breath of fresh air. She's a slut who knows she's a slut and accepts it and enjoys it.
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Of course the Bastardly gets a tiny slice, it's just business, and she isn't anywhere near as bad as companies that get products rushed through the FDA quickly not caring whether or not their products have harmful long term effects, a good example is every synthetic sweetener that ever came on the market.
I have never even seen her naked so don't think for a second I am trying to promote her business I just don't see why she gets so much anger. The porn industry may not have style or class but then neither do a lot of other businesses.
Just playing Devil's Advocate as usual, there must be a ying to the yang.
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She look like someones mom trying to be a sexy slut,. So sad, but for those who would like to fuck their moms, yucky!
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no more, abi.
NO MORE!
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Get this shit off here. We don't want porn stars. We want to see hollywood celebs with their snatch hanging out, teets flapping in the wind, and so on. I wanna see some Aguilera cooter... its about time for her to have some pantyless pics taken.... she its getting shown up by that white trash Britneys furberger.
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John is a fucking plant! Down with the deleteing Media Whore! Save the Whales! Free porn ! Free love! Free Willy! Free Tibet! Free withe the purchase of a 16 oz Pepsi product!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK IT.
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Agree with LEX!
Get this Hound-dog off Bastardly NOW!
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lex is beyond the rosa parks of bastardly. he's like a bastardly batman... a mythical vigilante, dedicated to ferreting out, and stopping, any and all injustice.
what a true hero. thank you lex. thank you.
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The titmuss stuff is crap. I'm glad Mr. Bastardly is getting paid but that doesn't make the titmuss stuff and less crappy. Whatev's. It's all good.
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I told u her body was totally photoshopped...
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You are one fugly british slut.
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THE BASTARDLY IS DEAD. IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE BITCHEDLY
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I hate to be a prick but the damn picture of Kimberly Stewart is haunting me. Does it have to be on every page? And there's the black tennis girl, too. They're on every page! This is just some constructive criticism for Mr. and Mrs. Bastardly, but can we at least mix it up with the ugly girl pictures? The Kimberly Stewart's fugliosity is tattooed on my fucking retinas, man.
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Whoo ees thees aabbii ttittimess ??
She is so fcuking average.
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i'm all for someone getting their 5 mins of fame but it would be better to keep the bikini on-lets just say the poon is abit battered and pook-u r right-she's a walking ad for photoshop city
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I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only reason a man would look at her is because she gets nake and has lesbian sex on camera. If she didn't take off her clothes on film no one would even look twice at her.
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Moe's getting a piece of that ass on top of the adverstising money he gets from her lol.
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Boooring. There's nothing hot about this chick. She's just boring, plain, nothing special. In her photoshoots at least her body looks nice, but obviously it's due to photoshop. She doesn't have a waist and she looks chub for some reason. Boo with this whore, already! She's worse than Tara Reid.
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ABI WOULD BE A HORNBAG.
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...bitch
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Hey that Absinthe stuff will f*ck u up!! I had a bottle at my halloween party! i've been meaning to do a bastardly review, but where r my pants, i was passed out by 10:30!! N my g/f basically broke up w/ me!! Everybody should try it sometime!! Good luck, my advise....don't be the "bartender" at that party!! that's when i got in trouble!! have to do a shot w/ everyone...not good!!
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haha. ya, Lex is the Rosa Parks of Bastardly.
he has no voice.
FIGHT FOR YOUR COMMENTING RIGHTS!@!@
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Moe, what's with the fight for your commenting rights??? You are the one letting the nasty media whore run the show, it dosent happen anywhere else on your site , why here??? A little suckie ,fuckie payolla maybe.
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well lex is the rosa parks Buck
but you are the MLK
keep the dream alive
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abi's still my #1 bitch
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candid pics part 1...!?!?!?!...what the fuck? in part 2 is she going to tilt her head a few extra centimeters and bend her knee a little bit more?
this scabbi shitmouth stuff is horrible...now on to some free, sexy porn, that is actually worth it...
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If this keeps up I'm going to need more tissues. Girl you are one fucking horny bitch. Any chance of some more Hazel photos?
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MLK? Marvin Leonard Klogklot? What's the inventor of the sanitary napkin got to do with this??
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