Bastardly Lady of the Day - Brittany

I would need more than 1 of those beers to do this chick. At second glance though, she looks french, kinda like that tennis player monica selas. At any rate, i would let her play with my fuzzy tennis balls and allow her to do me.

I'd let you watch while I fuck your friends, yor face could scare the dogs off a meat wagon.

Brittany
How are you ugly? Let me count the ways.
You are ugly to the depth and breadth and height
Your soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Ugliness.
You are ugly to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
your lips are thin, as men strive for Right;
your nose is huge, as they turn from Praise.
your jaw is mannish the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
you are ugly with an ugliness I seemed to lose
With my lost saints!---Ugly with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all your life!---and, if God choose,
you shall but be ugly still after death.

Somebody sent this poor girl's photos in I bet. total joke!

welcome back nodakgirl
and you are probably right
but on the off chance it is truly her
we must punish

I'm scared, hold me.

Brittany, you're kidding, right? I can hear the dog barking from here. You ugly and have nooooooo figure! PANCAKES baby! like, all kinds of flat.

too bad you get your self worth from what other people think of you

cos other people are thinking

WOOF WOOF

sick, sick, sick, SICK!

I disagree on the nosejob thing. I think she is fundamentally ugly and a nose job won't help.

Rodent-face.

I believe she is the one we argue about at the end of the night....

i am so grateful that someone sent in this troll's pictures as a joke - otherwise we maybe never could have been privy to John's poetry...amazing john!

With the level of cruelness and assumptions made around here I can't see why this girl would send in her pics, it must be a joke or she is a glutton for punishment.

I have never commented on here before but I felt compelled this time because this girl is out of her mind. I think it's great to have confidence in yourself, but there's that line where you're cocky. I mean, Mishca Barton isn't close to what you look like...maybe in a funhouse mirror. More like Mayim Bialik (Blossom).

Her body is really funky shaped. Huge legs and a fucked up tummy. Yea not hot at all.

denmark:
all praise should go to elizabeth barett-browning
and jesus christ my lord and savior

My god....that 2nd picture,who is that little hottie w/you?....Have her enter this contest!....she has the cutest smile,and some awsome bedroom eyes....as for you....when me and your friend their in the 2nd pic are finished,you can wash our sheets...and oh yea,the trash needs taking out and the kitchen floor mopped!

I can't find anything nice to say.

Sorry.

Someone must hate this chick in a major way! There is no way she looks like Barton - not in the slightest...gives the joke away. Shame on you...(not!) Pretty obvious joke though...

Maybe Barton Fink

#26... are you referring to the guy, you sicko?

that dude with the Jay Leno chin needs a nap already. sheesh!

poor poor girl

Nice eyes.

This girl was chosen as BLOTD so that everyone here @ the bastardly could vent a little & exercise some sarcasm, right?
The nose, the "hate of girls who think they're as hot as you"... too easy. There's a reason this one reeks of insecurity. She should be.

Whoever said you look like Mischa Barton WAS just trying to get into your pants. ONLY because he was OH SO desperate. You could be the shit smear on teh ass of Mischa Barton. Maybe that's what he meant ;) I'm sure that was it. It's ok, confusion happens to the best of us!!

This is a joke right?

Mischa Barton? "Ballbark? Hell, it ain't even the same damn sport!"
I think someone better up her dosage of thorazin.....Someone got out
of the nut house last night.
Quite Honestly, she doesn't look that bad, but her friends kill her chances.
Plus she does look medicated. Probably chased that beer with xanax. She
should have been pulled over on the superhighway for exceeding the idiocy
limit.

"I hate all bitches who think theyre as hott as me"

You must hate the whole of the female race then, my friend. (Hot is spelled with one "t" by the way.)

You need your nose fixed, your teeth bleached, some boobs, and a new attitude.

Pftt,pftt,claw,scratch, Go Sophia I feel a cat fight coming on.

What is that? No word's can describe that thing...

Her friends are hotties. Unfortunately, she is not.

“I hate all bitches who think theyre as hott as me”......wtf?

i have known some unbelievable fugs that are delusional in this way...because their family or friends build them a fake sense of self image...i truly hope the bastardly broke through that wall of lies and drove the bulldozer up your grotesque ass...

Yeah, I think it's a joke
pretty though

It's not just the nose that ruins the face it's the chin as well. Whomever said she looked like a rodent was spot on.

Seriously fug, and her attitude as well.

Oh my God.... Mischa Barton? No No No... I'd say more like Ricky Lake, remember her? How fucked up that anyone would lie to her and let her make a complete joke out of herself. LOL Anyone here a Flavor of Love fan? One episode this wack, fat ass, bug eyed chick says girls hate on her cause her "close friends" constantly tell her she looks so much like Beyonce. Haha! Poor thing ends up making a big ass out of herself (she did ask for it, though) and New York tells her she looks more like Luther Vandross. LOL Funny shit.

hahahaha you've got to be kidding? HOT? try again...

That chick is funny. I don't even know what to say that hasn't been said already hahahaha! she looks like a cross between Humpty Dumpty with a weave, and an ugly witch. I wouldn't hit it even if I was dead drunk. She neened a reality check and I think she got hit with it.

oh, poor girl. she must've done something pretty bitchy to deserve this prank.

oh my god. she has a face that could stop traffic. no, i take that back... this bitch has a face that could reverse traffic. i never say never, but the chances of me ever putting any of my extremities even close to her (on the occasion i am even in the same state) are in the realms of a japanese military attack on north korea. however, i welcome any one of her girlfriends to send their pictures in.

Sucks when your friends are cuter than you are....poor kid.

Please just stick with going lesbian for Anne Hathaway, I don't want your face ruining my various lesbian Alessandra fantasties haha.

sorry.........................., but LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That looks like a group of hyenas or rhinos.

bitch looks like that he/she thing who won big brother uk a couple years back

yikes

She reminds me of the Wicked Witch of the West.
A nose job would do this girl wonders....wonders!
Don't send in pics of yourself with friends that are way hotter than you.

i reallyyyyy think someone send those pics instead of her!!
cmnon,this girl would know shes not hot

she is soooooo beautiful

Why do ladies keep sending pictures of them with guys or them with hot friends? It doesn't help you at all. Your friends are hotter.

YUCK...YUCK...YUCK...not bad friends though!!!!!!!!

BLoody hell guv'
i wouldn't go near her with a stick

in the bizzaro world

Every friend in her pics is better lookin than her...even the dude!