Bastardly Breaking News! Angelina Jolie, Nanny Brad Pitt & Family in NYC!

wheres shiloh?... omg imagine having brad and angelina as your parents... wow lol

there all looking as gorgeous as usual....i am yet to see a bad picture of a.j.............

Check out her skeletor-like grip. Ew.

As ignorant as you are Moe, I'm suprised you didn't poke fun at Madoxx with that stupid Asian lingo crap you always pull.

gorgeous angelina

She may be a hot piece of ass, but she's a basket case. She clearly has father issues and is attempting to deal with it by solving all the poor children's problems. I bet it's getting pretty tired for Brad. How often do you think they fuck NOW where the neighbours here? Uhhh... never??

What people find hot about his woman really baffles me. The only thing I like about her is her lips, and that she does charity, and that is pretty much it. There is not envy from me, no hidden love. Angelina is not ugly, but there a far better looking women than her. Any ways, onward, Maddox, is adorible, so is Zahara, but Shiloh is average already. I think Suri is better looking, even though they are both 7 months old.

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Zahara is soooooo CUTE! You can see her little brown tummy. I just want to blow on it and watch her smile and giggle! Wait, does that make me sound like a perv? I think maybe it would be more pervy if I said I wanted to blow on Angie's tummy and make her smile and giggle. Pervy or the hotness? Anyway...that Maddox is gonna be a heart breaker when he grows up...a filthy rich heart breaker! LOL

unknown you're crazy... shes beautiful!!!

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yh, I don't think she's that hot either, but her spirit is beautiful (yh, that sounds lame, but she gives to charity and stuff)

I think Angelina is not the most beautiful, but that does'nt mean she is not more attractive or desirable than other beautiful women. She has sensuality and confidence which a lot of beautiful women would die for. She is good looking AND sexy, which is hard to find, because there are good looking gals with no personality. Besides being highly desirable to a lot of men, she has a heart. I think there are many men who would kill for those qualities for their bossy, ugly, jealous wives. Brad, well lets face it look at those pics, he is absolutely gorgeous and amongst the best looking men in this great country ... The new baby is cuter than the older asian boy and african girl. I love to look at their pics, they always look so good.

Notice how Brad is careful to remind Angie to cover her arm scars from Self-Mutilation.
He must try to forget during the fruitful coital activity,about the the ciggarette burn scars on her ass, a momento from the days of getting it doggy-style from Billy Bob.

Hmmm... did you know she grew up really poor? I thought they were rich since her dad was an actor and her mom was model. Poor Angelina was picked on because she wore 2nd hand clothes. She went to Beverly Hills High, that must of been tough because they are frickin snobs out there

zahara has gotten so big! These two kids are adorable. I wish them a lifetime of happyness. And to the dumbass who said the third world comment: So what? beauty knows no political boundaries you racist asshole.

MadameBovary: "Third-world-ugly"?!?!?!

heartless.

I'm so tired of Jolie and her ''beautiful spirit.'' There are kids in a really bad way in the US and the UK- I can't help but think these celebs adopt from the Third World because it makes more of a statement. Plus, has anyone noticed that they only adopt the cute looking ones? They never come back with the kids from the orphanage whose legs have been blown off by mines-y'know, the ones who need help the most. ''I totally care about kids with no money....as long as they're easy on the eye.'' I find the whole thing odd.

Angelina aint all that hot either. This has got to be the one of the rare times when I want a woman to reach for the Mystic Spray Tan as opposed to stepping away from it. Brad is def. overrated looks-wise too.- I must be the only female who doesn't think he's gorgeous.
I don't get this vibe of confidence from Angelina which some of you here seem to get feel- she strikes me as an insecure woman with major daddy issues. oh I love John Voight. dude can act.........

Angelina will never be good enough for you haters who like spiggy try to find something wrong with her and come up with these really dumb and sad opinions of who she really is.Well all i can say is i know angie is happy and so is her family and there opinions are the only ones that matter.

awww the baby has socks and sandals on...

Nothing special here, just a slut and a dumbshit with some nasty african scum in their hands.

This planet needs to become extinct.

twinky- I am not a 'hater.' (good god, I thought people only said that in a tongue in cheek way.) My reasons for being sceptical about her mother theresa-esque mission were perfectly reasonable. What is rather unreasonable however is putting these celebrities on pedestals. She, like no other person on this earth is wholly benevolent and she most certainly has/has had issues of some sort. Everyone passes judgement on others. Some just pretend not to.

It's great for her if she's found happiness at last....but hey wait, didn't she say that about Billy Bob?? Oh and I thought everyone was saying it was 'happily ever after'' about Brad and Jen too............................

I think angelina looks so nice in that white jacket, its such a bright change from all the gloomy black she wears

Thank you Liz you were the first person to put your foot down and tell the truth. Those 2 kids are as ugly as fuck. Zahara is already disgusting as fuck to look at and she'll have to use all that money to pay guys to sleep with her ugly ass. And as for Maddox he'll never be a Brandon Lee he is fucking ugly! girls are only going to date him for his money. He'll never break anyones heart that ugly little mongoloid. Yeah I said it those 2 ugly little kids are going to need all that money to get by.

eww angelina looks like a tranny , doesn kids are ass ugly , Including Shilou , lol she is named after a dog

angelina looks bored here and brad looks eager to please. the new boytoy has become tiresome..

maddox is the luckiest cambodian person ever.

I'm sick of hearing about these cunts.

What's up with making fun of the little kid's? It's noones' fault what they look like, and when I say they, I mean everyone in the world. So anyways Spriggy, you are right, people do put these Celebrities out on a pedstal, noone on this earth is wholly benevolent. I agree with the rest of your comment as well. Alot of people out there that aren't even famous do as much charity, and do we hear about it? No, of course not.

owh! I didn't think the bastardly would be that low to actually include calling children ugly or whatever, most children are ugly or 'cute', you just wait, one day Zahara is going to blossom into a beautiful woman.

*sighs* What's left to say about Angelina Jolie that hasn't been said already? It's always the same thing: I would leave my boyfriend/girlfriend for her, I'd be her lesbian lover, she's ugly, no she's beautiful, she's so different, no she's a freak, she caused Jennifer and Brad to get divorced, no she didn't, her lips are fake, no they are not , she's such a saint, she only does charity for attention, she's the most beautiful girl in the world ( not even). The lists go on and on and on. Jeeeez. The subject is getting kind of boring actually. We all know she got divorced from Jonny Lee Mille, Billy Bob Thorton,is now with Brad Pitt, had a baby girl with him named Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, is all over the tabloids, got the BBT tat removed, is enstranged from her Father, mom has cancer in her uterice, Angelina had glasses and braces, adopted two kids, kissed her brother, wore a vile of blood around her neck, her boyfreind moved in with her when she was 14, she was in a meat loaf music video, she modeled, was in Cyborg 2, Hackers, Gia, Fox Fire, Bone Collector, Playing God, Gone in 60 seconds, Alexander, Tomb Raider, Tomb Raider 2, Sky Captian and the world of Tomorrow, Life or something like it, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Taking Lives, The Good Shepard, Origianl Sin, Girl interupted, Shark Tales. Oh, and has at least 20 tattos, and wrote her husband name in her blood on the back of her shirt when they got married. Also, used to cut herself, died her hair purple, obsessed with death, and wanted to be a funeral director. Phew, I just sumed everything up. See, boring, she lost all her novelty.

Beautiful pictures.... I love Angelina, she's so beautiful... I'm straight, but I think if I ever met her, I'd probably stutter, swallow my tongue, run away, and cry a little.

That's a funny thing to do. Do you feel like you have to weep over her beauty- by beauty I mean her lips.

wow is this Zahara's first christmas with angelina and them? This is gonna be sweet for her.......those are some well taken care of kids...... I wish they'd adopt me lol.....care for a 21 yr old black amer./cuban girl? ;p;

Aww. Babies are going to have a good Christmas, just think of all the little ones that have nothing at all, no parents, no clohes, not even a home. *Frowns* That's so sad, little infants by themselves.

Did any of you know that she hired a hit man to kill her so her parents wouldn't think it was suicide? But the guy ended up talking her out of it. I agree with her father saying she has mental problems. Also she when to a neropychartric (sp) ward for five days because she though she killed someone, and in that time she didn't eat, speak, and barely slept. Then a week after she was realesed she married Billy Bob. I wonder if theres more to the story about not wanting to talk to her father. I mean it makes sense because Jon said she had problems over six years ago. Seems like Angelina would have forgiven that along time ago. It is possible that Angelina was could have been molested, maybe not by her dad (maybe) but by someone else. Look at her life, she didn't have it that bad. And let's face it she is a total basket case. We only know about 1% of her life, Angelina is good looking even when she was young, ofcoruse she would be the object of a rapist perverted lust. I dunno just a theory.

That ugly Zahara looks like a damn boy still.

I think Z and Mad are cuter than Shiloh

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That little Zahara is the ugliest little thing ever she is fucking ugly nasty ugly nigger boy.

you guys are HEARTLESS to say Brangelina's children are ugly! god they are just innocent children who will never have to work a day in their life!! im sure they have it horribly living in a mansion and getting everything under the sun and you don't have to make it worse for them by saying such awful things!!

Oh yeah, Brad Pitt is one of the hottest guys alive and Angelina Jolie would be a stupid cunt to ruin this relationship like all the other marriages that have gone to hell because of her...

sorry about what i said before cuz i like angelina jolie but i am going to be pissed if they break this relationship off anytime soon. she let brad adopt her kids and already had a biological child with him. obviously these kids are going to become attached to brad..it would just be a shame to see everything ruined because of brangelina splitting up

I feel sorry for shiloh being near jealous ugly zahara. When everyone said she was cute in the beginning I knew she was ugly. her eyes dont touch her lower lids, her nose is too high and her lips looked mangled. She may also carry Hiv and shouldnt be near shiloh. They look like they are carrying a baby chimp. zahara is angry all the time and never smiles. That is one mean evil creature. They should have left the ugly beast in her orphanage

Zahara is an ugly little troll. She looks like Vincent Schiavelli. I saw a picture in the latest OK magazine and she is just hideous. I can't understand how Angelina is always carrying her and never Shiloh. How can she prefer that ugly little monkey to her own beautiful daughter?

Nigger boy? If white people hate black pople sooooooo much then go let them know and stop hiding behind a computer. Thank God the world is ran by the doers not the talkers.

Okay, i'm going to barf.....................
Someone just said Zhara is cute, What a load of crap!
That kid is third-world-ugly. MAddox is really, honestly adorable though.
Shiloh is cute, but the mottled pink flesh in the first baby pics remind me of Jon Voight (angie's pa) after he has downed a bottle of cheap vodka.

the kids are ugly,thank fuck they`ll have money for all the surgery

Since Zahara is about two, she should be talking now, I wonder if her children will be little child stars? I find child celebrities irritating, it's like they try extra hard to be funny and "cute". I can't wait to see what Shiloh will look like in a few years. Right now she looks just like Brad.

NUKE STINKING AFRICA AND ASIA.

THAT WILL SOLVE THE AIDS AND FAMINE PROBLEM. DOESNT THAT FAT CUNT GEORGE BUSH UNDERSTAND THIS??? FAT FUCK.

I know this article is old but I have to say this;

Wiseman you must be the stupidist and most ignorant person on earth if you haven't noticed a good majority of everyhting that everyone in the world has gotten made in places in Asia. Since everyone is basiclly reliant on things like that, you nuke places like Asia we'd all have a shortage of resources, eventually lead to depression and the US would be even more fucked up then it already is. Secondly how can you be so mean when your living the life that people in those underdevopled countries can only dream of. So shut up, maybe if people like you would stop acting so rasist people would actually think more highly of you.. I'm guessing "American".

Also wow why are so many people being mean saying Zahara is ugly. Good gosh she was born in a 3rd world country. Not a pampered healthy community. And what's with people calling blacks the N word, no wonder people hate you. It's funny really though how those white folks could be soo mean, but still in the end a majoirty think they're cool acting all gangster like them.
Seriously though some people have no sence, probably just jealous.. I just think the fact that Zaharah, MAddox and Pax were born into harsh enviornments they should be accepted and not hated for just happening to have one of the most famous parents in Hollywood. Since it obviously seems clear of the lines of the haters.