Bastardly Lady of the Day - Amy

Hilary uff teeth, fake bake and overabundenceof eye makeup notwithstanding - she's cute

WTF? She must've bought every make up item in Macy's to get this very special (rare) slutty look.

She's nothing but a worthless, 2 cent whore. NEXT.

How can a proper decision be made with only headshots? Where's the T and how does the A look? Cute, but not outstanding.

Cute, if a little overly made up. The answers made me chuckle, and some fab abs going on there.
Cheers.

My mother used to tell me my eyes looked like two piss holes in the snow when I'd do my make up like that...didn't look good then...doesn't look good now...cute girl, ugly make-up!

She looks slutty, like a pornstar. I'd fuck her HARD.

I'm just as hot! Let me swing on down to the mall and pick up last seasons sales rack items, bleach my hair to oblivion, caulk on some make-up and shoot I am good to go. I didn't care for the attitude. I can forgive the teeth. I say take a picture right after you wash off all the crap in the shower and then we'll talk. For now can we just be friends?

So fake and gross.

conceited, and very typically american looking, absolutely nothing special about her at all............not ugly, but her head is lodged well and truley up her own backside, perhapps that explains the lack of body shots........
i bet shes a really ugly person to know, and has yet to realise guys are only treating her like the cheap ho she is.........

Nice abs and that's it

umm... she is pretty... that is not a question.

But damn! She sooooo reminds me Las Vegas Hookers.... and her brain... is there as such thing on her?

Little stuck on herself...but I'd fuck her in the ass and then slap her in the forehead with it!

Reminds me of the "Valley of the Dolls" look that people went for in the early 70's. All fake, no substance type shit. C'mon Barbie Let's go party oh...oh...oh...yeah! NOT! And just for the record...not everyone thinks 3mil is worth prostituting yourself for so you are wrong! Though I am sure Glim appreciates the answer!

Momma needs to slap some sense into Sillyass Barbie...

To recap:

1. Horseteeth

2. Way too much fucking eyeliner - Tammy Faye Bakker influences for sure. Either that or cheap porn, possibly both.

3. Judging by her abs and lack of hips, I'll guess this chick weighs like 90 lbs. Therefore too skinny with chicken legs and no ass. Probably does 2 hrs. x day on elliptical machine and is attracted to skinny Abercrombie boys who think they are " hyoooooooooooge. "

4. Probably has implants

5. Way too fucking orange. Lay off the fake bake!

6. Too full of herself.

7. Judging by the answers, seems kind of vapid and self-obsessed, and quite possibly, a complete moron.

So I mean, really, quite a catch, this one, eh?

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

When i saw the first pic I thought it must be one of those graphic animated cartoon characters. God i hate fake chicks...

i'd like to see her without all the makeup, she looks like some fucking whore who would be turning tricks on the corner.

She looks like a blending of Brooke Hogan and Hillary Duff... no thanks...

She might be hot if she took off some of that slathered on makeup, quit with the fake bake and fixed her horse teeth. I'd cut her some slack for a shot in a bikini, but no dice.

Her eyebrows look like shit and she has absurdely white teeth. Together with the fake-bake thing she looks like an abused cheap version of Barbie. Nah.

pic #5 - yuck
pic #6 - YIKES! give someone else a chance to take your photos or use the timer & step a couple feet back from the camera, 'cause the flash makes you glow

pretty? yes. she'd look cuter with less eyeliner

Haha! I agree with #24.

I have to say that she's pretty but she's definitly not the wifey type of girl. I'm sure she gives terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrric head..... as long as she doesn't use her teeth when she gives head.

With that said, would I try to get in her pants if I saw her at a club? Probably if there wasn't anything better. All I'd have to do to get that pussy would be to flash some cash, it definitly makes the right type of girl's pussy wet.

oh my God, she looks like she's made of plastic. terrible.

whores have layers, too, just like onions and ogres. maybe if you peel the orange, there will be a sweet piece of fruit underneath it.

I think I've heard that somewhere before.

Lose the Porn Star Makeup and she'd be super cute.

shes pretty cute

Jep, Fake and Pornstar lookalike.

LMAO @ this bitch! Another myspace barbie paris hilton loving whore...Looks superficial...spoiled ass rotten daddy's girl. I pity any man she'll deal with. Conceited ho.

Um...is it me..or are these two long lost twins?
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/03/24/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-...

the caked up make-up makes her porn-star cute (read --plastic looking.)

and i'm really tired of blotd's answering the final question with "because i'm hot," because chances are i'm not going to agree.

Slut.

wow. you all are some kind of jealous. i'd say this bitch (although i mean bitch i every sense of the word) is HOT!

She's pretty, but if you are going to talk about hot body is than it would be
nice to show it. There's one picture of her abs...I don't think there is enough
evidence to render a verdict here.
She looks happy and vibrant......Come on Amy...Give us more to go on.
Plus,
In Picture #7 it really looks like she needs a carrot.
Otherwise, I'd cook dinner for it and than hit it!

Page 5 - There's already one Posh Beckham in the world. The last thing the planet needs is an even cheaper knock-off.

Page 7 made me have a flashback to childhood. Escape from Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers did you, you Gadget (http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/3907/d3cgadgt.gif) look-alike?

If "bastardly" is the new code word for "generic and over-processed," she's hit it on the head. Otherwise....I don't think she cuts it.

prob the fakest looking girl i have seen....in my life

Sheesh; Another f**king blonde! Hey AMY, Hef is calling. He wants to gum your cootch when you get a chance! Maybe if you act really slutty, you can make it on Hustler TV. I hear they are in search of a few good skanks!

PS: your MySpace was deleted for being a fake.

She's cute...

you guys are all fat haters and are jealous of this hot chick. You could become a vampire and live a thousand lives and never get a chick like this. because you are ugly
inside and out

hey angelfood !!!!!!!!!! :)

and yes, i did notice the answer to the $3 mil thing. :)

big mac and supersize fries, stat!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's got a face made for blowjobs and teeth made for lacerations......

now that's where all my beige make-up went to! she may be cute in a deer-headlights kind of way but she looks like the type of girl who would rather be staring into the camera than hanging out with any dude who'd come along...

#63 I was thinking the same thing about the whole "deer in headlights" look she has going on.

On the positive side, she does have very pretty features. On the negative, she knows it, and seems like one of the chicks that i wanted to stab in high school.

#38 In regards to the goth chicks comment, it's probably because the only "goth" girls that you'd get to actually subject themselves to the BLotD gauntlet are the poser-type anyhoo ;)

I love the "your just jealous" shit...learn how to spell too, before babbling like a wild maniac. There is nothing to be jealous of...stfu!

btw what was the myspace that was deleted

hey #59 you are just hoping to get on Amy's good side and get a piece of free choochie! You guys are so gross... ;> Sillyass Barbie is sold out!!!!

nice abs. make up is a little much. teeth are freakin crazy.
itd be funny to see her in a dark room with a black light though.

where's the T&A shots? i thought we already went over this with previous BLOTD's.

whatever. im not gonna say she's ugly...just a little overboard on the fake stuff.

cute smile too much make up. seen worse

I'm sorry, but she is too common and cheap looking. She's just another fake, blonde, over-tanned, money hungry white woman with no values. Perhaps the standards of beauty are different in America than in Argentina, but here, I'd be dead embarrassed to bring this woman home or near my friends. Please, tell me not all American women are like this prostituta.

Too much make-up... and the whore attitude and mentality don't help much.

i'll be flat out honest if any of those pics were anything other than your face i prob. would be thinking of you naked

Not cute, all her pictures are altered in one way or another !

aww can't hate....you have pretty eyes...a few minor flaws. not pretty or beautiful but dirty hot.

and for a camera whore...you didn't have many pictures of your body....

Oh jesus ANOTHER one of these chicks... sweetheart your extremely overprocessed hair is going to fall out any second

oh and drop the whore attitude. it just makes you less attractive.

haahaha that Christmas card is the lamest thing ever.

horse teeth and apparently no one told her that very overdone smoky eyes and blonde hair are a big no no

LOL Matthias, es cierto que las chicas de Argentina (LatinoAmerica en general) son entre las mas bellas en el mundo ... lol Pero, no todas las Americanas son como esta rubia-a-huevo.....

Honestly, she has the right to act the way she does, because I don't know a single dude, that is mentally sane, who wouldn't hit it. Unless you're a fucking queer.

Most of the guys on this board talk a whole bunch of shit, but I'm sure that if you look at their track records of what quality of girl(s) (I bet some of these fucking wankers are still virgins) they hit, most of them hoes wouldn't be on that broad's level. So guys keep talking shit because it's very entertaining.

The girls hating on this girl probably do so, because they know she's the type of girl their boyfriends/husbands(in some cases) would cheat with. hahaha. Most of the fucking hoes here probably have no self confidence anyway. I noticed that with broads, they always have to put women who are prettier than them, down and they always compliment the girls they know are uglier than them. LOL

Most of you guys ain't nothing but fucking wankers anyway, so what do you know about women.

REAL TALK FROM THE REAL BIG MEECH

Love those girls who try a little too hard to be cool and bad-ass in their comments.

Hmmm....well. she is prettier that some girls in BLOTD. But looks like she totaly overrates herself. Be nice and natural honey, you are young. Don't act like a porn-star. You do not look pure. Died blond hair...Alot of porn-make-up. Fake tan. And attitude is like in the songs of pussycat dolls. Like I'm so hot and blablabla. It' s getting old allready.
Look around. You look like Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, and other sluts.
Your face is cute. Don't destroy your natural cuteness.
Othewise you will loose your youth and be just another dirty aging whore.
P.S probably body is nice, but if you say that it's SO hot. Show please!!

i like the pic on page 5.....it shows the least of her face......

little meechie you are nothing but a little cunt
its not because you think that this sack of shit is desirable but because you are a cunt in general
what the fuck do you know about attractive women?
I bet that you're into wrestling and have never been outside of wisconsin or the closet for that matter
no more real shit from little meechie please

Psst... Meech = Amy. Fake hair, fake skin, fake teeth, fake name.

But Stu Unger, would you hit it? I bet you would.

Synon, I love you too baby.

Lay off the fucking peroxide & tanning booths, please.

How to be a pornstar or lady of the day!

1: Pout like a fish face - check
2: Fake blonde hair - check
3: Way to much makeup - check
4: Black eye liner like a whore - check
5: Pornstar smile and cum collecting teeth - check
6: Fake tan - check
7: Fish eyes sunglasses - check
8: At least one picture involving a hoody - check
9: NOTHING specialness - check

Millions of air burglers out there, here is another!

thought she was pretty until I saw page 7...ehhhh...

...on the plus side, who needs a fucking can opener with those teeth........?

I love the hate............... she is hot (fake looking and all) so you cunts just suck it.

Fake ass bitch. Typical porn-face...

I would get veneers if i were you. Horse teeth aren't sexy

I'll pass on the freaky plastic thing. There's a boundary where make up isn't a good thing anymore; too much just makes you wonder what they're hiding underneath.

Nasty hair, ugly ass eyebrows (wayy too overplucked), bad bad makeup and just cheap looking fake hoe. Another proof that blondes are boring and look alike (either too slutty, too plain or too cute...guess which type she is)

Cutie. Sure, too harsh makeup, too bleached hair, too plucked eyebrows, too big teeth - you are not perfect, but who is? To me you're cute and pretty.

kelly ripa with horse teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOPE....can she put any more make up. I believe she must have used spatula to layer all that crap. She looks completely PHONEY......NEXT

These bastards are gonna kill you horseteeth.

I don't know if they sell makeup like that at Macy's...that's a bit high class. Wal-mart, maybe?

Amy, you're hot!

YOU GO GIRL!!

Can we all just be honest here. I think we would all want her, she is hot, instead of just trying to find bad points i think she is pretty cute, and those abs are fucking stunning

nice t-shirt on page 6
i have the compainon shirt
it says
"you'd better suck dick if you want that money"
you seem eager to oblige
whore

wow--she's really getting bashed here. Wild. I think she's gorgeous.

Yeah, you're cute. For a 40 year old washed up porn star. But cute!

The haiku was fucking genius. Sheep Professor, I salute you. She's got rocking abs, no doubt about it. If she would have just shut her mouth, she might have been alright. She's attractive in a porn star sort of way. But she's not THAT cute. Not nearly as attractive as she thinks anyway. If I was dating her my buddies would be impressed, but I'd be embarrassed if my boss or co-workers met her. How much sense does it take to apply make-up tastefully? Well, more than this young lady has. Obviously. She thinks the "I know I'm hot" thing makes her bad-ass, I guess. But it mainly means the only guys who will ever hit on her are the male equivelent of herself, i.e. complete douchebags. But I'd still love to come on her stomach.

Oh great. Another bleach blonde A&F tart.

Go back to selling flipflops at Hollister.

Why can't we get like....a goth chick for BLOTD????

whores have layers, too, just like onions and ogres. maybe if you peel the orange, there will be a sweet piece of fruit underneath it.

She's cute...in a your bangin Let's fuck way..Some girl you'd think was hot at school. But nothing stunning like Marry me type...

You've got a nice body and you're cute.

But lose the over-done makeup. Lose the pouty face. And lose those bug-eyed sunglasses.

You're naturally attractive so you don't need all that crap.

I also think you're a bit too arrogant for your own good (you're decent looking, but you're not Alessandra Ambrosio, after all), but I'm happy that at least, for once, a BLOTD is willing to admit that she is who she is: a camera-whore with no reservations about plasting herself on the internet for approval.

Take a page from her book, future BLOTD's, instead of trying to pull this cute, coy, semi-intellectual crap.

I thought she was really cute at first, until I looked at all the pix. I think she looks kinda retarded. Seriously. Sweet, but challenged.

she looks like a fucking rat!

just thought...its been a while since ive been on Bastardly. dont have a computer at my new job yet, damnit.

any BLOTD's stand out since ive been gone?

Matthias, not all American women are like this. just if you go to California, Vegas...maybe Staten Island.

eeeuw.... I didn't know Tammy Faye Baker and Mr. Ed had a love child...

Fug teeth BTW

How come she didn't include any pictures of her with her braces................on her legs. No below the waist shots so she has a big ass,no ass or she's confined to a wheelchair. Sorry that was a little Nasty, Monday morning. She's got a cute face.

In 10 years time, when all that make-up will crumble out of the folds of her sagging skin, the little bit of artificially created hotness she MAY have will be gone.
In some pics she already looks like an ageing tart, disgusting.
And noone would want to be with her for her wits...

As for claiming that anyone would have sex with an old guy for 3 mill: You're so wrong.
Just because you'd be willing to spread your legs for about 0.001% of that amount (that`s 30 bucks, in case you should wonder) doesn't mean every woman is a whore.

I thought abs were not longer something desirable on a women, but a flat abdomens... like Alessandra Ambrossio... flat abdomen...

Haiku for Orangewoman:

Abs of steel. High five!
Abercrombie and Fitch blows
Sad. Brain of chicken.

She would get bent over a table and used and abused and discarded.

Plus, that Cristmas card thing on the last page has GOT to be just about the dumbest and corniest shit in the world.

she looks like a barbie doll after a two year old has gotten to it with a crayon. if she's got such a hot body, why is there only one picture of it, upside down and not in its entirety? from the looks of the pic, she's got no waist which is not hot, especially with that stomach.

barbie slut I hate such girls

In reference to pic 7, baby i earn enough to make you a queen. We should hook up ;)

pass her the fucking trowl!! caked with makeup!! id like to see thei bird with no make up i think she'd be way nicer even if her skin wasnt the best!

fake or not,i'd still wanna see her naked and get in her pants