MILF Rating: Is Brooke Burke Sexier When She's Pregnant?



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29 Scandalous Comments

awwww cuuuuuute! :)

Monday, December 11th, 2006 @ 8:41pm
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forsooth, this wench is surely one of the most comley i have ever seen
this knave she accompanies, however, is not fit clean the mutton joints from 'neath my table

Monday, December 11th, 2006 @ 8:47pm
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Wow she's one of the few preggos I've seen where he stomach is smaller than my beer gut.

Monday, December 11th, 2006 @ 8:54pm
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im embarrassed to say i'd bang that

Monday, December 11th, 2006 @ 9:02pm
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I normally think pregnant women are gross *shudder*, but she is so beautiful!

Brooke Burke will always be hot no matter what.

Monday, December 11th, 2006 @ 9:08pm
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Longpole,

I'm not embarassed to say I'd bang that.

If her hubby (or hubby to be) David Choke-a-chicken doesn't want to please her during the second and thrid trimesters, I'LL DO IT!!

Monday, December 11th, 2006 @ 9:17pm
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Nice fatity fag Uggs you fag.
And hell yeah she's going to look good. That looks like a professional photo shoot.
Question though: Does she continually get bigger and bigger breast implants as she gets further into her pregnancy? You know like REAL breasts would do?

Monday, December 11th, 2006 @ 9:53pm
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Hot women make hot pregnant women.
Hell yeah, I'd do her.
There's always extra spice in boning someone else's hottie.

Monday, December 11th, 2006 @ 10:11pm
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Keeriste- how many times is this bitch gonna breed? I fucking hate breeders- damn plague spreaders. The human race's time is long past due.

Monday, December 11th, 2006 @ 10:56pm
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rofl @ pregnant women being "gross". that's uh, kinda how you got here. and kinda how the human race reproduces...and it's a natural, beautiful thing.

anyway, brooke burke looks gorgeous as always.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 12:23am
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I wonder if her kid's gonna have huge nostrils too....

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 12:57am
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CANT THAT STUPID WASHED UP OLD SLUT KEEP HER LEGS SHUT???? LOOK AT THE POPULATION OF THIS STINIKNG PLANET.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 2:51am
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Her boobs look they are gonna explode.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 3:04am
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This is some sad ripulent, omnambulent shit. Please fucktards keep your beefy legs closed and go for the Irish birth control...

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 4:46am
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man those boobs are going to be huge in a few months. i should say, even bigger.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 6:24am
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Hmm..why is she a slut? I think she looks very good.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 8:31am
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She has always been in my top 5 favorite girls out in this world.....
Shes HOT!!!!

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 9:32am
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Knocked up skank. Congrats on bringing another bastard baby into the world. Great role model for this fucked up generation. The kid will be nothing more than a souvenir of a 6 month fling in the end....

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 10:46am
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why is this dude wearing the same stupid fur boots she's wearing? what is the allure these boots have over people?

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 10:49am
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Is that the fag from Gaywatch she's with?? Please tell me no. Brooke you said I would be next.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 11:29am
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that guy is so hot!!!

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 6:28pm
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Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 7:35pm
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yes, hot boy!!! and too young for her!!!

she has the best pregnant belly I've ever seen..not that I've seen many..

..but her face is very old. A few grays and a perm, and she'd be my Great-Aunt Vida

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 7:40pm
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I'd have to bang her in the pooper than the cooch......then ask the fetus if it can taste its mothers asshole.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 11:24pm
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^^^FUCKING HILARIOUS! Baste the baby!

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 5:30am
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It's weird. It's like dude, if you are gonig to remove the hair on your chest and stomach don't have assed remove it and don't leave that little stubble. Geesh.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 1:15am
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The rational part of me knows that she's got a fetus in there
But my inner monologue still references Alien

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 4:48am
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Brooke Burke has an amazing body. But I never knew what the fuss was about her, her face is pretty gnarly.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 5:03am
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BROOKE IS FUCKING UGLY. BROOKE IS FUCKING FUGLY.

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 @ 3:39am
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