Bastardly Lady of the Day - Jovel



Jovel writes:

My name is Jovel. I turned 19 last October and I am a struggling singer in the Philippines. I want to be your Bastardly Lady of the Day because I'm used to criticisms. Lol!


Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Madonna. I think she's a total freak in bed.

Do you like your boobs?
I adore them. But I hope they won't grow any bigger because I don't want to have constant backache. lol

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Wouldn't that be nauseous? I am young and talented, I don't think I will be needing that much money at the moment. But then again, it's wrong to say NEVER----so ask me again in 3 years.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I was told I look like the local version of Britney Spears. Eh, I don't know if I would take it as a compliment or as an insult.

And one guy told me just recently that I resemble Gwen Stefani. Well, what do you expect from horny guys? They would even tell you that you look hotter than Aphrodite just to bump pelvises with you.

What makes you Bastardly?
I'm a jailbait. =) I never cared about other people's opinion about me. Plus, I have a yellow VW (yeah, I know it's disgusting, but I like yellow)

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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even I know what a jailbait is.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 9:38am
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Her friends are much hotter, her head is freakishly square - blockhead and you look like your not a day over 16.
Perhaps you'll be more attractive after puberty.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 9:48am
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I think you're hella cute! All the way, girl! You have nothing to worry about. At least you'll have one comment on here that's not a criticism.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 10:29am
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Jailbait...

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 10:39am
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Admittedly you do look something like Britney Spears,
Unfortunately it's not a compliment.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 10:50am
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I have to say, at first I was a bit worried but she turned out to be pretty cute overall.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 11:01am
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I feel like I clicked on an ad for a Filipino child porn ad. Poorly orchestrated, at best. How many singers come out of the Philippines? Someone has her brainwashed for free sex...slap her and wake her up!!! I bet her "agent" sent in her pics for free advertising....it didn't work...

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 11:11am
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Subtract the 1 and then it will be accurate.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 11:18am
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Too cute to be bastardly, all the pink and the flowers and the friends with braces, I guess come back in 3 years when you are willing to take the 3 million and you grow up, all around.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 11:20am
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Cute.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 11:48am
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Don't worry about the haters Jovel. I think you are "muy caliente!!!" The beauty with filipino girls is that their looks are a mixture of spanish/ asian/ white all rolled into this delicious morsel. Yum! Yum! Your Hot!

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 11:52am
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Angelfood - you rock girl! I soooo thought Philippines whores!

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 11:56am
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Just admit it all you haters. Your just jealous of this cutie, and will never look like her!

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 12:00pm
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Ok ok.... being from Philippines she is pretty damn gorgeous... all the Philippines I know are ugly... and sorry in advance if there is a Philippine here.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 12:29pm
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Jojo+jailbait= jojo in jail. I forgot to ask this question before,What about owning a yellow VW makes you bastardly????

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 12:54pm
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cute.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 1:01pm
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Awwww. She's adorable...

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 1:04pm
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very cute. looks too young. needs more body shots.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 1:21pm
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that forehead reminds me of rachel bilson. wonder if she has the super-annoying voice as well?

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 1:55pm
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shes iite

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 2:21pm
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ok. i'm going to be nice(ish). first of all, english obviously isn't her 1st language, so let's give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that she meant to say that she LOOKS like jailbait, not that she IS jailbait. i can't figure out what she meant to say about her yellow vw, i guess something was lost in transation. secondly, she's pretty for a filipino chick (seriously, 9 out of 10 are monkeys with pants and lipstick). i doubt that she sings in the american sense... she probably sings kareoke for peverted businessmen who then take her to their hotel room and act out a rape fantasy: 'lip my stockings.. ooh, you hulting me, hehehehehe' (am i the only one who's ever watched asian porn?)

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 5:59pm
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she's cute but the other one's hotter, or will be without braces.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 6:35pm
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cutie.... not hottie.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 7:17pm
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25Debbie, you're from the Philippines? and all the Filipinos (Philippine, duh) that you know are ugly? i know several beautiful filipinas, and jovel, unfortunately doesn't even come close.
she looks cheap, like a sexbomb dancer. ew
sorry for bitching, haven't had my required dose of caffeine yet.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 7:23pm
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You're cute. No complaints here.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 7:28pm
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she is cute***

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 10:23pm
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Why is she delusional for saying she's young and talented? You've never heard her sing.

Bloody cute.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 10:38pm
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cute! i like that she smiles, because she definitely looks better doing that than the pout

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 10:46pm
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Freakin FOB...

and she's 19.. she's legal.. jailbait? I say not!

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 12:04am
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Thanks for the nice comments. =)
Let me clear some things: Filipinos consider the 19 year olds 'way too young', and yeah, jailbaits. I do not know why. But a young woman like me is not yet allowed to do those fun stuff that young people ought to be doing. I still live with my parents for Christ's sake! and around 90% of young adults under 21 are still under their folks' STRICT guidance. We do not have much freedom because we are not acknowledged to be of legitimate age yet. And those who would try to hook up with us would still be in a hell lot of trouble. Thus the use of the word jailbait in one of my answers.

Secondly, I sing on TV and I am DEFINITELY not on flesh trade. Being born in the Philippines (a Third World Country, some of you would say---but we call it 'Industrialized' because we do not want to be cruel towards ourselves) does not mean we are obliged to become prostitutes. Also, my agent is my mom.

Moreover, I am not delusional. I am young indeed. And I can sing. I believe that my voice will be my ticket to success that was why I could not answer the $3M question. Perhaps I would change my opinion once I saw how hard life can be. But right now, I'm still ignorant--I prefer it this way because I am not ready to be disillusioned yet.

Lastly, my yellow VW! That makes me bastardly because it is such an eyesore and it would take a psychopath to stomach driving it. Well, that's what I believe.

Happy holidays, bastardly people! =)

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 12:43am
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fuck you lex. i am a filipina and goddamn cute.

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 1:01am
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i would love to defile her and make her life forlorn and disollusioned.

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 1:55am
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Why are all of the clothes so 1980's?

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 2:42am
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if you're so eloquent and (seemingly) intelligent, why act like a bimbo on TV? in the philippines, you are not considered young and intelligent. you are tacky and cheap.
isn't your mom upset about how people associate your name to jologs and pokpok? oh wait. she's your manager. *slaps forehead*
if you're looking for publicity here in the bastardly, please don't. im proud to be pinoy, but NOT proud of you.woot woot aw!
cheers ;)

Monday, December 18th, 2006 @ 1:11am
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air jfk tran...

air jfk tran moves...

Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 6:55am
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ewww.... she's seriously sick... God she's putting shame to Philippines, i'm ready to denounce my nationality now. I wish she regrets this. she's vain! and not even that hot... i'm filipina, and yeah she's cute but not quite. a lot of girls are waaay prettier and hotter than her. i hope her ass is sorry.

Sunday, April 29th, 2007 @ 8:33am
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I didn't have anything bad to say about her until she said "I'm young and talented". Amazing how delusional people are about themselves. And it's weird how she became more and more Asian as the pics went on. Started off white in pic #1 what happened. She nauseatingly cute, not hot or sexy.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 9:42am
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I'd hit it

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 10:32am
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looks likes Jovel got hit with a Shovel. hahah. im just kidding. she's ok. i just wanted to use thaty line before anyone else got to it.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 10:53am
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She is not ugly at all. What is the refrence to jailbait though? Perhaps she lied in the 1st paragraph about her age? I agree that BLOTD should send in pictures of whatever part they are bragging about. Other than that she seems like any other teenage....

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 11:13am
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I think she is actually really pretty! Cutest BLOTD in a very long time...

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 11:48am
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some of her girlfriends are fucking bangable. I'd hit it to get to them.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 11:52am
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I am young and talented ----> yeah, and modest too
I don’t think I will be needing that much money at the moment-----> sure you won't your pimp/manager is surely taking care of everything
I’m a jailbait----> at 19 you're not a jailbait anymore, especially in your third world country
I adore them. But I hope they won’t grow any bigger because I don’t want to have constant backache.---> I can tell you don't have to worry for those mosquito bites

so I'd say she has a very annoying personality but who cares she looks like a nice slut
I'd do her from behind

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 9:43am
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Delusional and not exceptional but still somewhat cute, but the way she thinks she is jailbait at 19 is a turn off.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 10:55am
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No way that girl is 19 unless these are old photos, I've got shoes older than this girl.Down preverts.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 11:48am
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Oh and where are some tits pictures. Sheesh at least in a tight shirt or something. What good is having tits if you don't show them? Stupid.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 9:44am
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Call me in about 5 years honey, by that time you might be doing hard time in a brothel. Cute girl .

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 10:55am
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