What's up with Beyonce's boob @ the Dreamgirls Premiere in LA?
Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson

If you've noticed a crippled feel to loading the site it's because google searches for "beyonce wardrobe malfunction" have been sending people to this old Beyonce post of a supposed wardrobe malfunction. Is there a new wardrobe malfunction that we're not aware of?
The only thing I could come across are the pictures of Beyonce from the LA Premiere of Jennifer Hudson's new movie, Dreamgirls. However, these really aren't a wardrobe malfunction but more so something is up with that right boob of hers. I mean, when we're talking about wardrobe malfunctions, we want a panty-less Britney, damnitt! Very reminiscient of Janet Jackson's weird shaped boob previously.























wtf??? implants?
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she's melting!
did anyone check out that shot of her face falling off?
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/12/07/beyonce-wig-pull.jpg.
yep. definitely melting.
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Thats some proper nasty fake shit there. Take away the make-up/shit on the face and take away the fake donkey hair and you are left with a...............COCONUT.
Big Papi glad to see you see this my way. GayZ must stash all sorts of shit in there.
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oooh JTLG i'm gonna rattle your cage now but its defo titty tape or a strap-just showed her fugbags to a photoshop expert and he agrees-she's fugly
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Does ANYONE in this industry have real breasts? Is it going to be standard practice for every woman in America to get implants? It's more than a little strange when you think about it; actresses surgically insert foreign objects into the bags of fat on the chests to make them bigger because the opposite sex supposedly finds it attractive. I almost want someone to just be themselves; have small breasts, let the wrinkles show on your forehead, etc.; just to see something different. There's a reason why Audrey Hepburn is always on the top of most beautiful women ever lists--she was herself, and we loved her for it.
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As a response to guest, no amount of tape that holds up your dress to your skin or a strap can creat that nasty of an indenture. I know because I use them all the time. They hardly do anything to your skin.
Read me carefully: if normal tape/straps that hold up your clothing to your skin is doing THAT much damage to your skin to create weird dents, companies would be sued.
Beyonce has implants, and they're not positioned correctly :( Boooo...same thing happened to somebody else's boob too but I forgotten whose. Check out www.awfulplasticsurgery.com
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Beware- it's franken-boobie !!!
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I will take the jog of Fucking that titty until it acts right.
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I wanna see you yesterday
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Guys are so funny when they think makeup ..makes a women. Just a few guys can acctually be fooled in to thinking a so alled Ugly/unattractive face looks good with alot of makup on it. Makeup enchances natural beauty. Oh and by the way Wiseman seems like the most pathetic person ever. He always writes the same old stuff. Must be a really lonely guy because i always see his comments here- Please WISEMAN get out from your filthy house, and see the world. God should punish someone as hateful as you.
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Michael, sweetie, obviously you don't know a shit about make-up and especially about professional make-up. Ugly/unattractive face won't look gorgeous, but make-up definitely makes it look better.
and yeah, wiseman is simply pathetic, so why do you pay any attention to him?
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i think she looks gorgeous!!!
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That doesn't look right.
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Only one way to tell..."Show me whatcha got, pretty mama"... lilsurfergirl
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So THAT'S why Jay-Z has yet to marry her.
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Michael...................I tell it like it is. I dont make it sound all fine and dandy. If it offends someone then thats life. People need to be realistic. There's no point in getting all excited about these nasty fat women like Beyonce if they look like orangutangs.
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Fake boobies are so 1990. Gawd. And this is but one reason why.
Isn't it funny how we make fun of how victorian women wore corsets, ancient asians practiced foot binding... and yet having your tit sliced open, a bag of goop shoved inside of it, then getting stitched back up is commonplace.
Ew.
I'm blessed in that area, but would have no problem rocking the mosquito bites, either!!
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puta que te pariu wiseman.. só um bixa mesmo é que diz que a beyonce se parece com macaco! voce so quer mesmo chatear a gente...
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You damn stupid eurotrash caucazoids always have something to say about black girls and their hair or eye color or anything else you think we can't have. You never say anything about fuckin white bitches with fake hair, fake contacts(paris hilton) fake lips, fake tits, fake tans, fake bootys. Stupid honkeys always got something to say. Especially you missing teeth, across the ocean eurotrash, melanin deficient cave dwelling fags.
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As fat as this lady is and she still needs implants. Usually most women get really skinny and then get them. I guess she's just fat and flat.
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Did she not realize what her tit looked like when she put that goddamn dress on? My god.
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WTF? Fat? What mirror are you pricks looking in? She's slim and curvy with a full waist line. I'm not suprised tho..especially from wiseman being so used to straight up and down bitches with pasty skin...fucking cave bastard.
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ARE YOU ALL BLIND OR SOMETHING
HAVE YOU NOT HEAR OF PHOTOSHOP???
the bastardly people obviously did this to be "funny"
but its not...it is just gay
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Her fat floppy udders are stooopid.
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pedro_sanchez....................Your mums a puta.
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stop all your stupid arguments. thats a double tape to hold her dress. the boob is real. i fuck her often. you all stupid nerds, use your monthly internet fee to find a whore and start do real sex instead of masturbating before your desk looking at boob on monitor.
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Black woman are all ugly especially Beyonce, janet jackson and Halley Berry. And that gigantic head Rihanna with her stupid ass SOS song. Marily manson redid a better version.
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All white women are ugly especially Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, and Keira Knightly. Not to mention that they get massive wrinkles by the time they are 25 and look superold when they are 40. And that thick neck stomach stapled Britney with her lame "Prerogative" song. Bobby Brown's, version is so much better. Ha! Ha!
Sincerely,
Balancing out the equation
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HOLLER FOR TITS!!!
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Beyonce is an egotistical fat bitch. Conceited, and full of herself. Big fat ugly lumpy ass, and HATES BEING BLACK. HAD SURGERY TO LOOK LESS ETHNIC. SKINNIER NOSE AND THINNER LIPS. TOO BAD SHE KEPT THE DUMB EBONICS AND PIGGY ASS.
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Beyonce is an ugly black bitch fucking nasty ass ape she looks like she's 110 years old. Hah, hah, Britne spears looks more hotter than her. why do black women age so fast its because of their unealthy diets. And their stinky big ugly asses and fat women smell like old fish Beyonce has dead fish growing between her fat nasty fish thigh's ugly bitch. She'll probably drop dead from a heart attack at 40 for being so fucking fat and ugly. nasty nigger ape!
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I think in the old testament when Noah had the 3 sons one ended up getting cursed because he was lookin at Noah naked. I know he was the black son the son of the ugly black ape race. White women are blessed with angelical beauty we were the first sex slaves we attract every man. We look young for a long time. Meanwhile black women are ugly apes orangatangs and monkeys they die of heart attacks because their so fuckin nasty and ugly their cursed for being perverted and evil. Deep down fat Beyonce wishes she could be the beautiful angelical pam anderson. But she can't sorry she's an ugly fat nasty ape bitch.
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Pam Anderson and Britney Spears even ugly kim stewart. at 80 years old will still look better than what Beyonce looks like right now.
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for goodness sakes, its an edited picture. people really do believe everything they see and hear.
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Are you people retarded?!? That dress has a corset and the wire did that to her tit. Whats wrong with you??? Why all this racist comments?? PULA, AJA.. goddamn.. wtf is wrong with you? Can you say what you wrote here in front of any black person?? Please, stfu, go back to your trailer, have sex with your sibling or any of your KKK clan.
Stupid fukers.
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This is clearly a photoshoped image. SUCKERS! Probably made by a jealous, cockeyed white woman who wished she looked as good as Beyonce. Or sexually frustrated ignorant hilllbilly white male gay or straight. Go back to your broke down trailer and get a life, Beyonce can buy and sell all of you turd brains easily.
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here we go again
you americans and your racism
you guys are so sad
and i mean really sad
your comments are disgusting
shelli, aja, pula, balancingtheequation
you all be ashamed of yourself
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NO NEED FOR CALLING BEYONCE THOSE HORRIBLE NAMES..HOW DARE YOU...
BEYONCE SEEMS TO BE A NICE GIRL AND A SMART BUSINESS WOMAN..WHITE OR BLACK WE CAN ALL LEARN SOMETHING FROM A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN LIKE HER.
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First of all Pula... its not true that black women age faster... check out poor Cameron diaz at: http://thesuperficial.com/2006/10/cameron_diaz_looks_like_death.html Its relative: how much does anyone lie in the sun w/o protecting their skin, genetics (not race), etc. So stop the redundant arguments about crap like that and get a life... Im not a big Beyonce fan but she is still a human being. Have some integrity or maturity to stop the stupid race arguments. Diversity is beautiful. Grow up. Make that ur goal for 2007 so it doesnt go to waste.
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yea eww tht shit is down right nasty i thought u said u would never get plstic surgery beyonce well whoever did yours bunked u up yo haha....
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First of all, the picture looks doctored up. Photoshop anyone? Second, everybody knows that black don't crack, so however said that black women age faster is sadly mistaken. Jealous much? It's about time the America became honest with itself and recognized the beauty of black women. I am not saying that white women aren't beautiful as well. There are beautiful women in every race, and there are ugly ones too. And whoever doesn't like the fact the black women can be "booty-licious", ask your friends why they are all trying to get butt implants. While your at it, ask them why they tan so much, too.
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If her damn momma would stop buying/designing these dresses with the small Azz tops she would be ok.
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Lol, I hate the way she talks..like she has a big piece of cornbread stuck up her throat..
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HAHAHA... I am in awe of all the jealousy and hating that stems from WHITE AMERICA.. to you hating ass muthafuckas... black don't crack do your research... don't be mad because white women arent as thoroughly bred as black women.. And keep it real... the real reason you little scrawny dick trailer trash crackers are hating is because you all are just mad that either:
1. you wish you were black
2. somebody black punked your bitch ass
3. you wanna fuck someone black
4. you were turned down by someone black.
5. you saw a black dick and is just a jealous faggot who wishes he had one..
6. your trailer park is owned by one
7. you got yo ass beat by someone black
8. your parents are dumb as rocks and didnt know what the fuck they were doing when they raised you..
9. YOU FUCKED A BLACK GIRL AND REALIZED YOU COULDNT FUCK FOR SHIT
GO TO HELL YOU UGLY ASS BUCK TOOTH CORNFUCKERS.. QUIT HATING... CAUSE BLACK AINT GOING NOWHERE.. AND ALL THE HATING ONLY MAKES US STRONGER....
LICK A BLACK PUSSY
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Stop hating on B -- She is a very down to earth,gorgeous young Lady.Whats a coconut?is that a racist remark?Who cares about a photo with imperfections?Shes not perfect and neither are we.
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WTF..................!!!!!!!!!!
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That's probably the boning in her dress, its used to hold up the dress and keeps its shape. It was probably pushing against her chest too tightly.
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Sheliie #33
you are a fucking RACIST
GO TO HELL BITCH
just post one of your pictures and we'll
see if u're better than Beyonce.hoe,whore
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I agree with #56. I'm tired of reading these posts about black women turn into some racist shit. Why the fuck do White people act like black women can't be beautiful? I'm about sick of this shit. I really wish I could see some of these red neck mother fuckers to see how they like what we have to say about them. I would slam their asses into the ground. It's so easy to be hard on a damn keyboard, fuckin BITCHES!!!!!!
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i think the push up bra/top pushed the implant out of place
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Rihanna is been fucked up the butt behind her back. Eww!! Even Diana Ross still looks better than Beyonce
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.. her dress is like some underwater creature... QUICK KILL IT!!!
(the dress)
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lol at all the fagot homo battyboys/hating ass bitchs in this post. and all the people dropping blantant racist comments can go suck their moms dusty balls. fuck each and everyone of you regurgitated pieces of shit. have an opinion, but keep ya 1801 racist nazi bullshit to yourselves. fucking nerds!
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Yes thats the one that is being called a wardrobe malfunction on other sites. Looks like a implant thats just not sitting right
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Wiseman will tell you.....she's nothing but a fucking coconut anyway. Gay-Z probably stashes his coke in those things.
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Btw, Audrey Hepburn was also anorexic. But she was being herself!
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AND THE BITCH IS REALLY 32. LOOKS 42 HERE. COULD ONLY GET THAT DEFORMED APE JAY Z TO DATE HER. HE WON'T EVEN MARRY THIS UGLY NASTY CUNT
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First of all, the pictu
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looks like a deflating balloon.
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She has tape holding up her dress. Many entertainers wear them. They are double sided and very strong, you need to get them at a wardrobe place. They can, like any other sticky tape, dent the skin. Especially when there is resistance from a heavy dress that might be slipping out of place.
When you take pictures of dented skin, especially darkcolored, and you camera has a flash, and there are other camers taking pictures also with flash, it empasizes the dent cased by the tape.
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guest, just shut up. Don't do any explaining for this fucking bitch.
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