Bastardly Breaking News! Kelly Hu asks clown for penis shaped balloon toy!
Thursday, December 14th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
I'm sorry but Kelly doesn't want to be bothered now as she determines when and where she'll be able to sneak off and play with her new toy.
Hate the boots, but I'd do her.
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She looks kinda pissed in the picture, but my dick would certainly make her moan.
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That weiner will blow up and cause serious damage
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That is one UGLY ass bitch!
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And? Are we supposed to care about this person?
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Kelly Who? That's what her managers secretary is saying to her on the phone just before this lovely candid.
As for the balloon. What f'dup ass clown was making balloons at that convention. Looks like a poodle with intestinal malrotation. Certainly wouldn't get a call back from me.
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Why does she looked pissed? Shouldn't she be happy someone cares enough to take a pic of her no-name ass?
That being said, I'd still give her the business.
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I've always liked her. Wasn't she on that craptastic show with Sammo Hung? I think that was her. Maybe it wasn't. So then, maybe I haven't always liked her. But starting now, I like her.
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Hot.
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Me rove her rong time.....
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*impressive* mike...
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honor greatry increase. rong hard katana want to prow her fields for rong time.
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Ugly douche
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Looks like her boyfriend just broke up with her by phone and sent her a balloon animal as consolation for months of good sex.
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