Guess Which Olsen Monkey is on Crack!



Ashley & Mark-Crack @ Raise Awareness for the Art of Elysium in Hollywood, CA.

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She looks like she's Courtney Love in training... oy.

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 1:50pm
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Fuck! They're both on some HEAVY shit!

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 1:52pm
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I don't even know which is which, but I'd take the one in the lil suit. She's got this weird, but intense look that screams mental instability to me... Say what you will, but the best sex is always had with such women. Always!

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 2:15pm
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It is inconcevable that these frail looking creatures are human. Surely they are some sort of diseased homunculous. I can only imagine what sort of twisted necromancer would create such creatures. But they must be found and burnt at the stake and their unholy creations destroyed. St. George and our Lord demands no less.

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 2:26pm
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I'm not sure whose forehead to rest my balls on. Probably the skinny, crazy one. Oh wait...

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 2:50pm
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Watch out for the ring Frodo!

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 3:29pm
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Are reshooting filming 'Dawn of the Dead' near there or something...?

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 3:39pm
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Even THEY must see pictures of themselves as cute kids and think "What the fuck happened???"

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 3:41pm
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they used to be cute- even just a few yrs ago.

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 4:06pm
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I agree, they were cute for a while there, and I was a bit excited when they became legal.

But then something happened. I don't know what though. And now whenever I see them all I can think on is those freaky little twins from "The Shining"

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 4:42pm
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Mary Kate is WAY the hotter one. Just to let you know ;)

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 5:15pm
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seriously what went wrong !!!!!!

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 7:56pm
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Hey, they're hot! I like them.

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 8:12pm
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i love ashley. especially now with her darker hair. gorgeousss

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 8:33pm
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So much potential,wasted.

Friday, December 15th, 2006 @ 12:11am
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wow crack really ruined them - they were so damn cute

Friday, December 15th, 2006 @ 10:11am
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i used to like them...

Friday, December 15th, 2006 @ 1:32pm
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smeagol and gollum lookalikes. they should be shot for fbeing so fucking annoying.

Friday, December 15th, 2006 @ 7:38pm
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Fuck.

Do people actually think that pose is nice looking? It looks awful, especially on MK.

Sunday, December 17th, 2006 @ 1:10am
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I have many bad dreams of these two together with me in hot tub.

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 1:53pm
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Crrrrrrrrack is wack!!

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 2:27pm
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