Bastardly Hot or Not: Heidi Mueller
Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Last time we posted Heidi, we accidently posted her as Minka Kelly. People stoned me w/ in minutes.
And, the Wiki says...
Heidi Jo Mueller (born January 29, 1982 in Cincinnati, Ohio) is an American actress. She currently portrays the role of Kay Bennett on the NBC daytime soap opera Passions and was formerly engaged to fellow actor Matthew Lawrence.
Prior to Passions, Mueller appeared alongside her father Don Mueller and her siblings on the NBC reality TV series Who Wants to Marry My Dad?. [Wiki]






















50ccs of collegen for those lips
STAT!
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I'm sure you didn't need anyone to "stone" you Moe,you probably did that job well on your own.
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The Nati is churnin out some high quality bitches.
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Decidedly not.
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These are not her best photos - her face looks different than normal.
With that said - what a body. Gotta love those soap opera women!
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I was friends w/Heidi in college, she's strikingly beautiful in person. She comes across totally bitchy and arrogant until you get to know her. She is super nice once you get to know her and she was actually somewhat insecure in public. Oh, and one more thing, everything you see on her is real...
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Dear lord, that chick's got more grill than a NASCAR race. Are those real teeth?
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CLOSE.YOUR.FUCKING.MOUTH.BITCH
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minka is so much hotter
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holy carp, those chompers are scary.did she play one of the raptors in jurassic park?
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So the wrinkles in her cleavage are real as well?
I kid.
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demerits for jason for swearing
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That is of course unless the whorse is the famous...
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shes hotter on passions.....shes hot on passions. and her sis jessica, and fancy
on passions
:)
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