Bastardly Lady of the Day - Leanne
Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Leanne writes:
Well here's a sample of some wannabe bastardliness that is me.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I wouldn't want to narrow it down to JUST one lesbian lover here. In my opinion gayness represents trying to stay hot enough to be able to solicit sexy time with as many people as you want. With that my response for now is:
- Adriana Lima
- That singing chick from the Pussy Cat Dolls
- Paris Hilton (just because you know she has skills)
Do you like your boobs?
They're as good as they come for smaller natural boobies.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Despite my Grandpa being pretty happening for a 65 year old man, I still would NOT do a senior citizen. It didn't pan out for Anna Nicole and it wouldn't for me either. Although, I wouldn't mind meeting several men with that sort of dispensable income but if they can't attract women as a bi product of their net worth alone than they probably don't have a penis or anything else to offer.
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Cher, Nelly Furtado, Monica Bellucci, Sandra Bullock, probably other less memorable comparisons. It is usually older women who have made such comments and none of them were trying to get into my pants.
What makes you Bastardly?
Because I'm Canadian. Live in Calgary and think that judging people is entertaining.
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what the hell happened to her barbie foot(right) in pic 2?
I'd take her like a viking.
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ok, ya, she is hot.... great body too!
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Gorgeous Canadian Grade "A" Beef!
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Not bad at all. Not much to complain about here. I don't buy the $3 million answer but as far as the photos go - nice. Perhaps a little older than normal BLOTDs, but nice.
I totally see the Sandra Bullock thing in pretty much all the photos.
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Yeah this meat would get pounded.
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Even though it's clear she probably has disgusting beef curtains, I'd still close my eyes and hammer away in the loft above my mom's garage.
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WOW....love our neighbors to the north. Would love to drive her through the snow!!!!!!!Very nice.
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She looks like a different woman in every pic.
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I'm highly impressed. Very, very striking woman. I'm not sure that I have the words to do her justice, so I'll not try.
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oh my God she looked like my long time crush monica bellucci..in the 1st pictures, oh my your smokin hot.. will you marry me? ahihi (blush) toinkz
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wow, nice to see someone who's 40 instead of 14!
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I like her answers. she seems fun. but i only like her first picture. I dont like her waist at all....
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Scraggly old Calgary crack-head. Only 2 types come from Canada, whores & hockey players. What team do you play for babe????
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Nope...don't think so...eat a cheeseburger eh!
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Love the range of comments
Fat vs. go eat a cheeseburger...
Looks like the Bastardly get more riled up the more the lady has to say
true Bastards. No wonder most of the blotd's have such short blah responses.
thats how we like em'
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Uh, I wouldn't bash her if she had just sent some normal pics - she's really not that bad. And nip in the green dress is nice. But instead she sent in these lame ass faux model pics. She is way not hot enough to be a model, no tits, no ass, scraggly hair, I wouldn't go so far as to say buttaface, but there's something off about her face.
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On second review of the selected photos
I realized they SUCK
sent in the typical candid/amateur selection
perhaps I will be revisited on a slow day
thanks for making my day all you bastards
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I couldn't read past the Paris Hilton comment. I was afraid I'd catch something if I went any further.
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shes fake...and a bad fake at that
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WTF is up with the 2 different shoes in 2nd pic w/the leg warmers...it would have been your best pic. These look right out of your amateur portfolio and that is really a turn off. My only really complaint is your androgenious look...could go either way ...N...E...X...T...
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Decent in some photos, but Jesus Christ! She looks like a MAN! A big, lanky, nerdy MAN...How tall are you? 6'8"? Thanks for waxing your facial hair before taking these you yucky ho.
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late, yes i know.
"dude looks like a lady!"
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Paris Hilton???? HELLO HERPES
and anyone who saw that shitty ass blowjob she gave in her little porno would know she clearly does not know what she's doing in bed.
you look like a skinny man.
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she s a bit older but she still looks really good, nice eyes and realllllllly good body frm the bikini pics
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beautiful face, could be a ramp model.
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needs the tag: Bastardly Man of the Day
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#7... hahahaha. That's funny..
BTW, being gay isn't about being able to have sex with as many ppl as possible. For some curious people, yes, but for some, its the agony of growing up knowing that you're attracted to the same sex, which is "not normal". Its a pretty serious issue.
Shut ur tranny-looking mouth... You're not hot at all, and ur stupid! Bad combo!
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She has a great, healthy body (the fat comments and the eat a cheeseburger comments are so out of place here, it's not even funny) and she's gorgeous!! The answers are so-so, but I still like her.
Some-1-U-Know: congrats man, you won the stupidest sounding person of the year award.
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2nd pic she looks like Sandra Bullock... lol... wow
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UMMMMM Stay in Canada!
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everything appears to be in order
a quality piece of ass by the looks of things...
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She needs a boob job,nose job,serious make-up advice,to quit trying so hard,her hair washed,bigger boobs,smaller ose,better fashion sense,to grow up,bigger boobs,and she just basically needs to go jump off a clip,and bigger boobs!
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oh good grief. i grew up in calgary, and believe me it wasn't cool enough to merit considering myself 'bastardly' because of it. that said, there are way hotter broads in calgary. at some of the bars there, you wouldn't even give this slut a second look.
and where are her tits? i thought saskatchewan was flat land, not alberta!
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Butt.
Her.
Face.
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You're hot - but what in God's name were you thinking when you submitted the picture on age 3???? Not flattering in the least.
Your Grandpa is 65? Come on. You look every bit of 35 if not more so that would make your Grandpa 75, if he sired one of your parents at 20 and then whichever parent sired or popped you out at 20.
Regarding the Paris Hilton commment - you just lost hotness points for lack of regard for disease.
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flat chested with a big ass head...
NEXT.
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you do NOT need a boob job.
You look HOT!
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I like judging people too!
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And fatso is right, what about coming from Canada makes you Bastardly????? Are you the only one on your block that owns a full set of chompers??? Are you the only one in your trailer park with inside toilets??
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I love her for her leg warmers.
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