The Bastardly Minute With... Eva Mendes
Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Eva Mendes Had A Great Workout! Lots of Sweat!
- Eva Mendes Goes Topless For Vogue Magazine. Ow!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Sexy Eva Mendes Photographed in Different Angles While Walking!!
- Bastardly Fashion Rating: Eva Mendes with Designer Max Azaria
- Bastardly Fashion Rating: Eva Mendes @ "We Own The Night" Photocall

























I know a lot of you bastardly bastards say she's brown bag-worthy, but I think she's lovely! Beautiful & classy.
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Those massage balls could cure a man who's got the blues.
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Looking good.
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she's so gorgeous it hurts!
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Those tits would get sucked dry.
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Seen it before. It's called Cindy Crawford.
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Agree with Mister-been there, done that....M'eh
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she's beautiful
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1- Serena Williams ( ugly as hell !!! )
2- Drew Barrimore ( ugly too, and she must be mad nasty to married Tom Green, I think ET looks better than her! )
3- Cameron Diaz ( is she an anorexic? )
4- Kirsten Dunst ( she looks like a clown! Needs some pigment and Spidey should hook up with someone better looking than this gurl)
5- Ivy Queen ( reggaeton artist!! ugly as fcuk! so ugly she should die lol! )
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God damn, this bitch is fug. Is he grinning about the fact that no one's found out about his sex change yet?
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what in god's name is with all these head n' shoulder shots?
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SLUT
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cindy c called, she wants her look back..
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is that devid10000000000000006 from cock end corner?
that was a very lame joke
apologise
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TRANNY
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There is something "On Fire" about her, but.......there is also something that says....I really shouldn't find her that hot......but I do anyway....So why fight it.
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she's got a hook nose, needs to lose that mole, but yeah ok i'd hit it
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ok so i really dont ppl going all "shes" a manface w/e...etc cuz im like to the point were im almost obsessed...seriously if she doesnt do some nude mage soon...im going to go crazy.
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^^right with ya. she is fucking hot!!!
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so gorgeous it hurts -you fucking homo
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GOD she Exemplifies beauty!
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Gorgeous...A latina version of Cindy Crawford.
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Her butt smells like refried beans.
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mag*
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