26 Scandalous Comments

I know a lot of you bastardly bastards say she's brown bag-worthy, but I think she's lovely! Beautiful & classy.

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 3:12pm
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Those massage balls could cure a man who's got the blues.

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 3:19pm
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Looking good.

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 3:30pm
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she's so gorgeous it hurts!

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 3:42pm
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Those tits would get sucked dry.

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 3:57pm
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Seen it before. It's called Cindy Crawford.

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 4:07pm
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Agree with Mister-been there, done that....M'eh

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 4:25pm
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she's beautiful

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 4:48pm
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1- Serena Williams ( ugly as hell !!! )
2- Drew Barrimore ( ugly too, and she must be mad nasty to married Tom Green, I think ET looks better than her! )
3- Cameron Diaz ( is she an anorexic? )
4- Kirsten Dunst ( she looks like a clown! Needs some pigment and Spidey should hook up with someone better looking than this gurl)
5- Ivy Queen ( reggaeton artist!! ugly as fcuk! so ugly she should die lol! )

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 5:17pm
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God damn, this bitch is fug. Is he grinning about the fact that no one's found out about his sex change yet?

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 6:16pm
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what in god's name is with all these head n' shoulder shots?

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 10:42pm
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SLUT

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 11:17pm
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cindy c called, she wants her look back..

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006 @ 3:05am
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is that devid10000000000000006 from cock end corner?
that was a very lame joke
apologise

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006 @ 6:10am
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TRANNY

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006 @ 10:42am
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There is something "On Fire" about her, but.......there is also something that says....I really shouldn't find her that hot......but I do anyway....So why fight it.

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006 @ 12:09pm
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she's got a hook nose, needs to lose that mole, but yeah ok i'd hit it

Sunday, December 24th, 2006 @ 10:52pm
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[...] A little Yuletide cheer with Eva Mendes. (The Bastardly) [...]

Sunday, May 27th, 2007 @ 8:24pm
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ok so i really dont ppl going all "shes" a manface w/e...etc cuz im like to the point were im almost obsessed...seriously if she doesnt do some nude mage soon...im going to go crazy.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 2:55pm
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^^right with ya. she is fucking hot!!!

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 8:23pm
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so gorgeous it hurts -you fucking homo

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 3:58pm
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GOD she Exemplifies beauty!

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 4:09pm
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Gorgeous...A latina version of Cindy Crawford.

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 4:52pm
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Her butt smells like refried beans.

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006 @ 7:15am
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[...] A little Yuletide cheer with Eva Mendes. (The Bastardly) [...]

Sunday, May 27th, 2007 @ 8:24pm
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mag*

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 2:55pm
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