It's Summer in South America! The Bastardly Bikini Special, Part 5
Wednesday, December 27th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
This is a series of posts dedicated to the babes below the equator. Please remember to email us photos of yourself in your favorite bikini. We'll post our favorites!
In the meantime, enjoy the show!
uhh....not great, so-so.
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ok so now we have part *5*??
can you guys put up some pics of girls that actually look good in bikinis as opposed to these stick figure chicks? models in new york dont look that hungry... i mean not all of them are that terrible but i think with the title 'It’s Summer in South America! The Bastardly Bikini Special' we should all expect better than this
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the main issue is these girls--most--are eastern european high fashion models. they are the palest and thinnest of all the models--u woulldcatch more south americans at the victoria secret show.
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Shouldn't these chicks be better looking?
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i'd tap it on her forehead.
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Looks like the cocaine and no sleep has caught up to these whores
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you sleep too much, can't afford the cocaine but you're still a fucking whore Mriah so what the fuck have you got to be jealous about?
go see a shrink, and one that specializes in fucking cunts, you fucking cunt.
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eww, this first girl REALLY looks like a man
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Too
Fucking
Skinny
FUCK
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Dude that second one looks like a fucking boy. What the fuck?????
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Who let the skeletons out?
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They look disgusting. They need a asnadwich. I know guys REALLY don't like this kind of body, do they? If i were a guy, I would be afraid I would break her during any activity, let alone sex. ewwwww
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hmmm what about some boobies, a tan, and can we please lose the apendectomy scar? purdy please. so not hot.
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they look good. U all wish u looked like that.....a bit skinny but that's it....
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very good post from our team
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I want warmth
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wtf, they look hungry
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That model on page five looks good facially, the lighting probably helps, but damn.
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Yeah the scar....Not that we should discriminate against people with appendectomeys, but this is a bikini special.
Also on the last three pages....Not only does she look like Lauraine Newman, but she kind of reminds me of an ugly Kimberely Stewart. And we arleady goes alond with the Kimberely Stewart stigmata.
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I am not sure what an asnadwich is, I meant sandwich. They could probably use an asnadwich too....
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What with that scar on #1 's pelvis?
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YUCK.
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