Mischa Barton has Photoshoot Sex with David Caird
Thursday, December 28th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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She's worth a quick ploughing if theres nothing better to do.
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Yes I know you look upto me you baby dicked turd, but I am not a gay boy like you.
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yes I am Wiseman -I look up to myself by having my head up my ass -how else?
I must stop talking to myself otherwise people are going to start thinking I'm not just a gay, but a gay kiddy fiddler. Well at least the little girls are safe from me
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I've figured it out...the woman is fucking blind. How else can she pick out those godawful clothes and stomach putting them on. Ugly naked is better than dressed sometimes.
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Something about her her that I find very hot.
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Everything about her I find extremely Hot!
I think she is extremely Beautiful.
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I agree....something about her. She just looks so frail.
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The shoes are a no no.
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frightening looking skank
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i'm tired of seeing comments made by whoever that's using wiseman's name. we get it already so stop....gah.
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Those orange shoes are so damn ugly.
And... I don't find her smile very attractive.. too skinny. Yea I don't know.
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I know the phrase is overused but this chick is a DOUCHE BAG
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yeah she' be ugly and too skinny.
lol @ gay wiseman
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well, she has wide hips therefore cellulite which she attempts to hide by losing as much weight but the problem is that that makes her flat (at least not fat) so sumthin up with the body (anorexic); but after all that she has an ok face...out of 10...7/10
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i'm not really into chicks this skinny,but damn i find her hot. can't really put my finger on it...the eyes?,the smile?..whatever it is, i would make some serious nookie with her..
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did noone ever realize that chick has the ugliest knees (not to talk of other bodyparts) ever?
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I'd love the challenge of undressing Mischa and and then having wild and crazy sex with her until we were both exhausted. She's a hottie!
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if I was straight I definately would
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she looks like a squealer, would love to splash her
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well, she has wide hips and bottom half cellulite which she attempts to hide by losing as much weight but the problem is that that makes her flat (at least not fat) so sumthin up with the body (anorexic); but after all that she has an ok face...out of 10...7/10
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what the fuck is wrong with her eyes?
is she but so ugly...
me thinks.. on the outside kidna.. and on the inside. HELL YES.
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