The Bastardly Minute With... Miranda Kerr

LOOKS LIKE A YOUNGER, HOTTER, NASTIER-IN-BED VERSION OF KATIE HOLMES.

I'd hit it.

Friggin adorable! What a beautiful face.

she needs some creamy white lotion on her.

simply amazing

I've heard that she likes the gays so we could be best friends

You know that pussy looks damn good.

she is very beautiful!

I would love to toss her salad and have her toss mine. She is so freakin fine!!

Last picture seems so inviting!

marapisso, that poem was really gay
are you one of Wisemans bumchums?

big mac and fries, stat!!!!!!!!!

DAMN she is adorable. Yes yes..

WOW !

DAMN! Almost, ALMOST made me forget about Angelique Boyer.... very hot.

well, she is hotter than alessandra in some ways since she hasn't had her EARS done! how weird is htat...when alessandra ambrosio was younger she was an ugly duckling and had her ears surgically improved. its on askmen. miranda is pretty and happy and natural!

WELL, Alessandra is the hottest one out of all the Angels.. im not going to even go into detail about how shocked i was when i read what you wrote.. besides just because she got her ears done doesnt mean she was UGLY, elf ears or no elf ears shes still hot and lots of people do it, miranda might look happpy and natural cause its her job and photoshops job

Extremely cute, those killer dimples are the cherry, on top of the icing on the mouthwateringly delicious cake that is, Miranda Kerr.

Big ears on chicks....it's all part of evolution. They develop the larger ears so her john has something to grab on to when she deep throats them. Hence the term "blow job ears".

like a katie holmes that is actually attractive

picture three is my favorite...she don't smile and super sexy...

Time for her tongue bath

I wonder if she ever goes online to read the shit that guys like you write about her? Though I guess with a body like that it's hardly surprising the response her pics get.

Oh, and Big Papi? We're all painfully aware that you'd "hit it," just as you should be that you'll never have the privilege to even share the same air as her. Is there anything less substantial to post than "I'd hit it"? Only "w00t", I guess.

i hate when people talk bad about my miranda
cause im going to marry her one day

ahhh i wish! jeez shes amazingly woderfully beautiful!

I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH MIRANDA IN GUNNEDAH AND WHAT A BITCH,MIRANDA THOUGHT SHE WAS BETTER THEN US NORMAL PEOPLE...I WOULDN'T GIVE HER A SECOND LOOK

sexy bitch :)

she is better than you.

are you guys for real? i have known miranda for ages! i live next door to her uncle auntie and cousins. She isnt the girl u bitches make her out to be.. shes just like every other normal person except she famous and is sucessful.. her being famous hasnt changed her personality.. you guys are all jealous that u arent as pretty and sucessful as her. and as for u the bitch that went to school with her. blow it out ur arse she was the nicest girl when she was at skool u talk shit 24/7.. u guys need to get a life and stop bitching about her n take a seriously long hard look in the mirror...you people are the lowest human on the planet. no wait u arent humans u are dogs!!!

to the person who left comment 26 she didnt go to high school in gunnedah, it was my high school which is in brisbane, so next time you want to slag off at people you are clealry jealous about get your facts right. miranda is hot and congrats on being the first aussie girl to become a victoria secrets angel

She doesn't look anything like Katie Holmes.

But the thing that gets me though, I am shocked she isn't Indian. Cause she looks like she is.

i would only need 1 minute with her.

Lovely.

Aussie Pride!!! Miranda is awesome

good to see you guys have changed your tune about her.. when she come home to australia it was so great to see her and she is still the nicest person u would ever meet so you guys that wanna bitch about her bring it on and i will make sure you never say a bad word about her again .. got it...
xo

I write poem for my love that she is...

I would love to toss her salad
and have her toss mine
After that I would sing her old Metallica balad
and force feed her some wine
then we could get drunk together
waiting for my rod to come alive
and then she could kiss my sack
and have a pizza with chives.

^^
yeah thanks miranda....do you have anything better to do then refreshing ur internet page to see who comments on miranda? :S
shes overrated to the maxxxxxxxx, i dare say THE most overrated beauty in the world.

Does anyone know if she went to a co-ed school in Queensland at some point? Or did she only go to All Hollows girls school?

She went to school both in Gunnedah and Brisbane. I think she moved to Brisbane because of her growing modelling career.

hey guys...i just have one question for u sik pervs...

would u like to read someone saying that shit about u or one of ur family members online???

it aint reall nice.. she still a person like everyone else and i have been friends with her for a while n i doubt she would feel good about herself if she read things like the shit sum of u write one here..

just keep ur sexual fantasies to yourself for everyones sake

unlike sarah..xx I don't think Miranda would mind that men like myself have fantasies of getting her in the sack or just ogling her bod, Aussies have a great sense of humor and we can laugh at ourselves. Aussies rule.