Joy Lauren Might Need New Teeth in 2007
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
And the Wiki says...
Joy Lauren (born October 18, 1989 in Atlanta, Georgia) is an American actress.
She is currently playing a minor character, Danielle Van De Kamp, on the hit ABC dramedy Desperate Housewives. [Wiki]
Joy Lauren needs more than teeth, my friend.
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You know, she looks rough, but right now, waking up with morning wood, I'd hit it.
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It's not her teeth. Something about her mouth. Her lips curves and down. I'm not sure. Let me slosh my cock around in there and get back to you.
Oh yeah, she needs bigger tits and lose the June Cleaver dress.
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she might have an awkward smile but what's wrong with her teeth..looks like she's had braces.
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hum... i dont wont make out with you!!!! ugly
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WHAT HAPPENED TO HER???!
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ugly dress, ugly shoes, ugly face.
she looks in pain in those payless pumps, poor girl has probably never worn heels before.
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She needs boobs, not teeth (although some whitener might help).
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Ah...Pippi Longstockings grows up.....Still grody after all these years.
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She looks like a less attactive Rachel Mcadams
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Are you fucking kidding me?
Her teeth are fine.
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She has a "girl next door" look about her.
If your neighbours have been inbreeding for a couple generations.
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Hm. She's okay. Hey, she could yet surprise us all.
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This is a real fug! Why Moe, why?!!
That being said, I'd still it, give her the defining fuck of her young life. It would be one of those where she's on her back, you're inside her, deep stroking her, but not kissing her and she trying desperately to reach your lips, to kiss you, weeping with frustration at being unable to do so.
Call me Joy, let's set it up.
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The teeth don't bug me as much as her face. I'd probably hit it if I was bored.
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Woof woof
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bored ? you mean drunken !
and even drunken id not fuck her, thats not her teeth, that everything on her face.
she had to get out of the scene ;(
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#12 LMAO!
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I would fuck that like there's no tommorow.That sweetie gets me harder than a rock.I have to jerk off now.I love Joy Lauren
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