Bastardly Lady of the Day - Arletta
Friday, January 5th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Arletta writes:
My name is Arletta and I'm from Toronto. I read Bastardly aaaaaalllll the time when I'm at work. It's become an addiction and it makes my job much more entertaining. I've been tempted many times to send in some photos for the BLOTD but after reading all the "lovely" comments on the girls that were brave enough to do it, I decided to go the safer route. And this way I get to avoid the $3,000,000 question.
In September, me and some girlfriends travelled to Cuba and went to a beatiful private beach. We thought that it's not very often we get an opportunity like that so we went ahead and wasted about 3 kodak films on taking pics in our favorite swimsuits. Hope you bastards enjoy them as much as we did...
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honestly. wtf is up with the comments?
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She's pretty hot!
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nice ass!!
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she's cute because she's confident. you don't have to be a size zero to be sexy. =)
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Bin Liner you are a cunt
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Here is a pig for you Bin Laden. Now get the F&^% out of here and go back to your F876543 cave.
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i like her package. Nice pix. Hope she sends more and some of her friends as well. I'd love to roll in the sand and water with her.....
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Just another cheap wannabe slut.
Only good for 4 things:
cooking & cleaning
sucking & fucking
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She looks like Scary Spice
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Wisey is good for many things but he does one thing better than all others, Blumpkins. Quit pretending you're not a flaming queen and get back to eating my ass Wisey Baby ;)
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Ed, it's like I am always bumping into you!! Do you have a wife/girlfriend? and How old are you?
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um, can someone shut this douche bag down please?
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There was one pic where she looked a little like Ms. C Clinton, that killed it for me!
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Wow, Osama got FIRST, bitches! ;)
Now that that's out of the way, I like this blotd. Arletta, move to Los Angeles please :)
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100% ButterFace
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holy hell, I've got nothing bad to say.....that's so not me.....I'm confused and afraid
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She's gorgeous!
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HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!
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Truthfully I am married, but my wife is very sick with a terminal illness. I am totally devoted to her. I haven't flirted with anyone for a long time.....It's nice being anonymous on here, but I can't go beyond flirting. Thanks for the banter.....It fun and uplifting.
I'm probably too old anyway. I'm 35.......I'll will leave everything else in mystery.
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Nice ass, ugly face.
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Thanks Hot Lips!
Yeah, when are you going to be BLOTD?
I promise to be kind.....Especially if you are Brunette, that looks like Scarlett J with different eyes, that likes to do cartwheels.
No sons.
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this girl appears to be mixed(lighter west indian) with a somewhat unflattering weave. she keeps herself in good shape.
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a five head is fine as long as they look like pretty girls right?
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Look at the date on the picture she says in Sept. the traveled to Cuba, Pic 4 says 5/04/05 sounds like May 2 years ago & wheres the babes you went with??? This story smells a little fishy.
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Ed I think you might want to wait for Hot Lips to hit puberty & get some hair on her hotter lips before she posts some pictures.
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Not that there is anything wrong with being young Hot lips.
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Nah, I can take a joke. I already hit puberty long ago, natural 38c baby! It will be a month may be two before you get to see a picture, abd besides I need someone to tell how to send some in.
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I took "not even outside of my teens" to mean 18 or 19.
Are you older than 17?
Way to redeem yourself on the last post Buck Nasty. "Not that there is anything wrong with being young Hot lips. " Funny. :o)
More on this girl though...Does anyone have a clue what she is as far as ethnicity? Not that I can so much about ethnic, but it's friggin mystery to me.
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Would you like a little Irish in you??? Kidding.
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Actually I'm Irish and English on my moms side.
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I am a Libra....Oct 4.....to bad I remember the 80's like you remember 90's. Oh well. There is always flirting. I don't really remember the 90's. I was in college and than starting my career. It went by so fast.
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Body is banging but I don't like the face or hair
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I'm Irish & golden retriever mix.
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The 90's were pretty much a blurr to me. All I really remember was teenage Britney Spears, Nysync, the Backstreet Boys. I dropped out of High School in 10th grade, to get my GED, so I could start college early. I want to be a journalist and a writer. I'll probaly move back to New York in the near future. And of right now , I'm taking time off from college, and I quite my stupid job at Burger King, so right now all I am doing is baby sitting.
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Looks like she tries to stock her bum and boobs out in all poses. And her hips look fat.
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Are you really picky or something?
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WOW, you mean you did the same thing I did?! Huh, well, who'd of thunk? I won't stay out of college to long about another week, then it's back on for me. Hmm... what places in PA would you recomend? I might move up that if I chang my mind abouy New York. Thanx for your concern, education means alot these yeah. I might consider PA , it's only about a 5/6 hour drive fron Ohio I'm guessing.
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It depends where in Pennsylvania and where in Ohio. You could live in the Poconos and than you would only be 90 minutes from New York. Best of both worlds. Well not really. The job market in Ohio and Pennsylvania are not great. I'm only really familiar with Eastern Pennsylvania.
If you don't mind online-classes, you could always check our Empire State College. It is part of the State University of New York. You can take courses from any where and the tuition is affordable, because they consider all on-line students to be in-state.
Any idea what you want to major in?
Got leave for the day. Have a good weekend. Not sure how to talk to you except through this website...In any event I will be reading all the regular blogs this weekend, so maybe I'll see you around.
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Alright, have a good weekend too! I know I will! Also I live in Columbus that is the captital in central Ohio.
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Butter face!
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Nice enough.
Her boobs need to be bigger in order to fit her frame, as it's a bit thicker.
But there's nothing wrong with her.
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Looks fat in the first pic, better in most of the others. Yet for some reason the plumpness doesn't really bother me too much.
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Yeah, I am picky, I don't like fat tighs, thank you.
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petite
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You must like really really skinny girls then.
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Looks like another high maintenance, yet average looking slut to me. Looks in the mirror at least a dozen times a day.
The face is busted, big forehead, she shows off her ass like it's the greatest thing in the world but it's no different than any other chicks with a similar figure. The thunder thighs aren't flattering with her shape. And any chick can have tits if you push them up high enough....
I'd fuck it if there was nothing better to do, but that's about it. I sure as fuck wouldn't be sending drinks to her table all night.
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hot hot hot
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Hello, you're up early. So what kind of girls do you like?
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I like girls that are above elbow height for starters
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OOO, so you like tall girls
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not too tall -that can be intimidating
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that could work
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Blondes? Brunettes? Red Heads?
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Okay I'm peicing this all together now, Tall Brunette, with althletic body. Hmm, you have good taste.
Why do some people think this girl is fat? It is called an hour glass figure if girls didn't have them ( some don't) we'd have bodies like a ten year old boy
(EW) And there is a use for wider hips it's so it's more comfortable to carry a baby. Arletta isn't fat anyways.
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HOW DID YOU GUYS MISS ALL THE AIRBRUSHING?!
holy shit shes taken twenty lbs off herself in most of the pictures! it was the first thing i noticed!
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nice ass
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i'd tap it on her forehead.
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short and thick. very nice
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Oh, Jesus. Can we stop with the poses already, please?
Her look keeps crossing between Chelsea Clinton and someone mentioned Scary Spice. Credit for not having cellulite, but Photoshop can work a charm so who knows.
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Umm with the amount of bad airbrushing done on her, why did you publish them in the first place? Obviously there's something wrong with her face is there is no close up. I know there are girls a thousand times better looking than me - but he's the thing, I don't have false delusions of grandure like our friend, Arletta has.
She's stumpy(stalky); granted, she has a good ass. But that nappy ass 'do of her's needs to go and she needs implants.
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Say what you will about this girl, one thing is for sure; she has definately prompted a lot of discussion!
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Baaaaaaad, bad eyebrows....cute bum and great hair though
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TO: Lilly
You misunderstood me. This girl is thin. So let me clarify what I ment to say. If girls didn't have curves meaning where the body dips making a hour glass shape, then it would look boy-ish and not girly. Skinny girls can have good shapes, but THIN girls usually have praying mantis bodies, or bodies like a pre teen boy.
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hot lips - i thought it was the other way around - skinny girls look like preying mantis's and thin girls have more curves.
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Oh, it might be, but you know what I mean right?
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yeah thin is positive skinny is negative...but look how much she effed up her body with photoshop in the first picture...no ones waist is above their 3rd rib...sorry...
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Thanks, for correcting me.
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She's still a fucking skank. She'd get a grudge fucking, that may even turn into a hate fuck depending how it goes. I'd humiliate the shit out of her in front of her friends.
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Arletta, the name is probably the worst part of you, or the face!? dunno - anyhow it's not appropriate to spend a supenatural photoshot on cuban beach wearing so much make up and so much fabric: I mean, waddare ya hiding grl?! let's show you as you come, real face and uh-oh somu juicìy piece of skin for contrats checking on skin colour ethnicity. to be canadian is a plus, not a minus! The body is boompy-ok even if not-so-tall-at-all hahaha dunno today what's on my way...
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Even a bag won't help.
Someone is playing a nasty ass joke on Arletta.
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Pic. 4 is the best one. She resembles that little blonde girl Pim from Phil of the Future.
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Alright, so here it comes. I just read all your comments and I won't try to defend myself because it's whatever floats your boat. People like different types of bodies, skin color and bla bla bla...But let me answer some of ur questions. I'm 5'6" tall, definitely not jailbait, I'm in my 20's. No implants - i really like my boobs. They're my gems, 34C and firm as hell so bra is never a necessity. I come from a mix of european backgrounds polish/chech/portuguese/spanish. Why the dark skin color??? Maybe because I'm on an island where I can't really avoid the sun and truth be told..I love tanning on the beach. I used to never like my name either but then it grew on me cuz of the fact that it was different. Since I'm not a celebrity, I'm gonna have to stick with what was given to me. Some of these pictures are older because I was sending in photos to "Favorite Bikini Photos" .... not BLOTD and I I didn't post any with friends because I didn't want to expose them on some website which I will do anyway but you Bastards are just gonna have to keep it quiet...I think I got some hot friends of various backgrounds and maybe that way you can all get be satisfied. Anyway, thanks for the compliments to those who gave them and I don't mind criticism either.
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TO: Lilly
You misunderstood me. This girl is thin. So let me clarify what I ment to say. If girls didn’t have curves meaning where the body dips making a hour glass shape, then it would look boy-ish and not girly. Skinny girls can have good shapes, but THIN girls usually have praying mantis bodies, or bodies like a pre teen boy.
She's not thin, I'm thin and I have curves. I'm a D cup too - 5'9 and 120. THAT'S THIN. Aquanetta or whatever her name is ISN'T thin. She's not fat, but thin, she's not.
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oh i'm sorry Professor ...i did mean Czech. It must be the fact that i speak 4 languages that's confusing me a bit. I apologize for my spelling mistakes.
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Also, Moe..i'll be emailing you some other pictures of close ups of myself & some friends ...i'll make sure to include some of my C cup gems as well
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TO: Lilly
Sorry to break it to you but most really skinny girls do not have curves, sorry but you either want to be really thin are have a shape. Can't have your cake and eat it too. And I DO THINK this girl is skinny. Jeez, not everyone can be giant with a almost nonexistent body. Besides people have different bulids.
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TO Hot Lips:
You obviously must be a fat girl if you think she's thin and I have curves and hips and I'm thin. Maybe you're use to herione addicts, but there are some of us who take care of ourselves and know what boys like.
So put down the twinkies and hop on the treadmill and lighten up. Are fatties suppose to be jolly?
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Why don't you take your own advice and lighten up? Um, no I'm not fat or have have a drug problem, but thanks for your concern! 1. when I commented on Arletta NOT being fat, I wasn't even taking you under consideration, but you decided to take it upon yourself to comment to me. 2. I wasn't personally attacking you, so what put in your mind that I was? 3. Not everyone is going to have the same opinion, and not every guy is going to like the same thing, sorry to break it to you hun. 4. To my knowledge I'm certain being fat doesn't make you a jolly person, or if you are skinny etc. And yes I am a jolly happy person! Aren't you? AWW do you need a hug? Well, take care now.
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fat
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hahah the only one who needs a hug is you - with your delusions of hotness in your brian. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOve along fatty.
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*shrugs* Well, you know people do have different ideas of what's hot and whats not. But I guess narrow minded people wouldn't know that. Anyways, do you know who I am? No you don't so, who are to say what I AM? And you probaly call ohter people fat to draw attention away from yourself. With your delusions of yourself. See I just discoverd your self hatred-you can't stand people who remind you of yourself! It's ashamed that the world is full of insecure chicks that think they are all that, but they're not, and constantly need to be praised and petted. Oh, well. Maybe Arletta is just prettier than you and you can't satnd it. Hmm, just a theory. SO MOOOOOOOOOOOVE along kay? here you hug...^__^ Love ya, bye!
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There's something really weird about her, not hot...just weird.
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You're kinda hot.
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Yuck. She makes Amy Winehouse look good.
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I like Bin Laden, I bet he's fun at parties.
Arletta, my dear, you're cute as hell. Your body is beautiful. If you're cool, you're the perfect woman. Except for being Canadian, but I can overlook that for a little hottie like you...
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Get the fuck out Bin Laden.......This is the wrong place for your chat/rant crap!!!!! Like anyone will really stop to read that fuckin bullshit. Does this really look like the kind of forum for you cockamamie Koran!!
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good from a far but far from good
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I reckon she's about 3 feet tall
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She's only attractive because she's wearing almost nothing and about 2 tons of makeup.
Let's see some face shots - methinks she's ugly as hell!
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five head.
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Great body. Has the face and hair of a Klingon.
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Very hot! I'd love to plant my face between her ass cheeks.
How many Cubans do we think she smoked on her vacation?
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Look forward to it....Just putting the name to the face would be good enough.
BTW, don't count out older men. We know what we are doing and can please
in far more ways than can be imagined.....Well at least this semi-older man can.
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oops spelled and wrong, well as long as you know what I mean. And Ed, I give guys a chance even older ones ^__^.
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38c is a nice number
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That must be it....All my life I have hovered towards Aquariuses. My wife is also Aquarius. Brilliant, creative and sensual, but can be very moody at times.
Is that you Hot Lips?......So can you really dance?
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Look stop living my life Hot Lips! :o)
I got my GED at the beginning of what should be my 10th grade year.
A little time off is great, but don't wait to long to go back. These days there is
no substitute for a college education. It's the difference between being poor and comfortable. If you wait to long you lose the desire, and then your stuck with jobs at Burger King. You might be better served by getting a cheaper education in Ohio and than moving to New York for the higher paying jobs. Seriously.
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...and who the fuck vacations in nasty ass Cuba? You can't even catch a US flight there. Without Gitmo and the tobacco fields there, that entire island is useless.
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NOT NOT NOT
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About 5'7-5'8?
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Yes, Double Yes & Yes
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RE: Okay I’m peicing this all together now, Tall Brunette, with althletic body. Hmm, you have good taste.
Why do some people think this girl is fat? It is called an hour glass figure if girls didn’t have them ( some don’t) we’d have bodies like a ten year old boy
(EW) And there is a use for wider hips it’s so it’s more comfortable to carry a baby. Arletta isn’t fat anyways.
Hey Hot Lips, you can be THIN and skinny and still have an hour glass. I see it when I look in the mirror.
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Arletta
Alright, so here it comes. I just read all your comments and I won’t try to defend myself because it’s whatever floats your boat. People like different types of bodies, skin color and bla bla bla…But let me answer some of ur questions. I’m 5′6″ tall, definitely not jailbait, I’m in my 20’s. No implants - i really like my boobs. They’re my gems, 34C and firm as hell so bra is never a necessity. I come from a mix of european backgrounds polish/chech/portuguese/spanish. Why the dark skin color??? Maybe because I’m on an island where I can’t really avoid the sun and truth be told..I love tanning on the beach. I used to never like my name either but then it grew on me cuz of the fact that it was different. Since I’m not a celebrity, I’m gonna have to stick with what was given to me. Some of these pictures are older because I was sending in photos to “Favorite Bikini Photos†…. not BLOTD and I I didn’t post any with friends because I didn’t want to expose them on some website which I will do anyway but you Bastards are just gonna have to keep it quiet…I think I got some hot friends of various backgrounds and maybe that way you can all get be satisfied. Anyway, thanks for the compliments to those who gave them and I don’t mind criticism either.
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No way you're a C cup - you don't count the side fat when you're measuring yourself.
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wtf is this spammer doing here??
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Something is up with her face....Could just be sunburn....Not really into Marzapan either.
Not bad looking though. There is something off though.....Kind of has a white girl face up close, but from a far she looks African American....Probably a white girl with a dark tan or spanish.....That's what's frustrating about her. Nothing that says wow to me though. The name Arletta really isn't helping either.
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Well obviously guilty as far as the $3m question -how about $300?
I think that she looks like an Oompah Loompah so I'll have to pass on this pixie
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That's okay Ed, friendly flirting is fine. I hope your wife gets better! Yeah, you are a little too old for me ,but that's cool we all get older. So do have any sons that are old enough to date? If so let me know. Truth is I am not even out side my teens yet.
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Soon in a month.
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Ed, I will be 18 in a month, on Feb. 3. Yep, I'm an Aquarius
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Yep, that is exactly me! I could dance if I put my mind to it. I found that I get along really well with Libras, Gemini, Aries, Sag's, and Virgo.
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"great body" -are you people smoking crack? what the fuck
try -"slim for a dwarf"
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Arletta, baby, all I gotta say is, I live in Toronto too (well actually in Vaughan, 2 seconds away from Vaughan Mills Mall), r u single? lol.
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What the hell is Chech?
Don't you mean Czech.
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I don't understand why u would be hesitant to post urself up on here ma! U r the hottest real-live chick Ive seen on here ma! Props!
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Yes Hot Lips.........I'm obsessed. LOL She does have a five head though! Oh well so does Tyra Banks. Plus I'm glad she did not do the usual pucker face for the camera, or the throw up the drunkin' peace sign that most of the retraded BLOTD's usually.
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Thanx Buck Nasty, they are real too, I'm thin about 123 pounds, it's because I have hispanic genes.
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Arletta is great isn't she stan stan 80?
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Nice package, built a little low to the ground, does she have short legs or what. Hot lips you are going to get someone arrested.Jailbait alert.
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I want to do things to her, her mother wouldn't approve of.
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