Bastardly Breaking News! Sophie Anderton has Scabbed Knees! Ow!!
Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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- BREAKING!! Sophie Monk Shows Off Surgical Marks On Her Hips! Ow!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Stacy Keibler has eggs on her grocery list!
- Bastardly Not So Breaking News! Len Wiseman is a lucky bastard!
- Heidi Montag Helps Market Latest Season of MTV's "The Hills"























Ewww
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all right so i'm breezing through these pictures figuring i won't have anything to say
and then Bizarro Fabio shows up in picture #3
check out this fucking guy
help me here out ladies
is there a single attractive quality to this dude?
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I like the complexion of her skin above-the-knee. She looks mildly psychotic in the last pic!
And that close up of the scab has really done for me.
I won't be hungry - for anything - for a while.
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And Bizarro Fabio must be rich. One of only two possible explanations.
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Looks like ring worm....
as far as Fabio....
He is French and is name if Guilerrmo Guillotine....if you get near her.....He'll take your head off!
I kid.
I think they like him because he keeps fresh pastrys in his pants.
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all right king biscut
i'll bite
what is the other explination
wait let me guess
he has emplanted an explosive device in her head
and if she gets more than 100 yards away from him it will detonate
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I'd hit it, but can you imagine the attitude this bitch carries? It would have to be a grudge. A proper grudge.
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Is she a model or something.
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And that Fabio character is Fine as hell....
Well that is because you know he is carrying a very large french bread in his pantaloons!
I kid...
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Hee hee ^__^
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john, I'll go with yours, because mine just going to be about basic lowdown-dirty- bedroom-business!
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I wouldn't mind.
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still do 'er... prolly got it doing it doggy style w/ a biig black brotha named luther!!!
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she looks like a beautiful woman to me.
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Hot Lips, yes, she is a model.
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from?
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Wow. I thought this was Demi Moore at first...
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Bizarro Fabio has a name - TIMMY GRECH and is considered one of the most attractive and sexiest in the country. 'Tim you just need to get use to the cameras around you' Wish you LOVE.
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Timmy Grech is a great guy - too good for her actually ! He is just camera shy :o)
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The guy with Sophie is Timmy Grech a notorious aging womaniser from Malta, here people who know his antics wouldn't touch him with a pole.
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listen - i have read the comments about the guy with sophie. timmy grech - i grew up with him - we had so much fun as kids . theres alot of not so nice comments about him but i think they should be directed at her!!!!! he can do way better then sophie!!!! timmy is a nice guy and so what if he is a womaniser - he has the looks , he is single ,. he is having fun!!!! us woman do it too you know!!!!
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my god, what a big deal... a little rugby wound on her knee.... sick yellow press, know timmy through asmallworld and he seems to be a decent guy
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This first picture looks like she is being asphyxiated.
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Okay in pic#2 her purse looks like a dog with amputated legs. And that Fabio character is Fine as hell, sorry to me he is. I don't know how many romance novels I read with him on the cover. Oh, yeah, I don't know if any of you remeber, but he was on a rollercoaster and a goose smashed into his face, hahahahaahha.
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