Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian proposition a threesome to Justin Timberlake at Alpha Dog Premiere
Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

There's no report that Justin Timberlake took these two up on their offer.
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Wow, there is so much going on in pic three. Where do you guys get all the inside info?
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That cheap fake blonde slut has more diseases than Africa and Asia combined. The other thing looks like a proper tranny.
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they are the Zan and Jana of slutty, no talent heiresses
wonderslut powers activate!
form of a pornstar!
shape of an egg!
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Ha ha ha ha ha
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You guys are so jealous cuz ya wish ya had a girl half as classy as Paris...don't hate, congradulate!
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I had a very unfortunate accident when I stumbled upon a picture of Paris Hilton's vagina, see my boyfriend found it on another gossip blog ( socailite). That was some nasty shit there, it was all red and saggy. So saggy in fact the lips of her vagina looked like a swedish sausage. Paris Hilton gets on my last nerves, she is ungreatful, shallow , lazy, and she needs to give up that dumb blonde gambit, it is not cute it's ANNOYING. She never worked a real day in her life, she appears to be a snob, all she does is go clubbing, and shooping for a 5,000 dollar outfit that she will only were once. She is not that good looking either. Her persona is cheap and skanky. But all in all I don't wish death on her I just pity her.
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You tell her Hot Lips.....Ho bag needs to be schooled.
Learn that bitch what she needs to know!
Swedish sausage? That's some cold as shit.
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Seriously that is how batterd her cooch was. It's like she fucks so much that the eslastic of her vagina torn, hence it elongated into a floppy saggy mess.
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I can only agree with JT on the last picture, Kim K needs to show her tits.
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I saw it too and it was remined me of over chewed big league chew.
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Oh gawd! No you didn't, that thing was sick!!!!!!!!!! Did you see the yellow line coming out of it?
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LOOOL.. paris is too ugly but KIM KARDASHIAN could get it =P
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What is interesting about Paris is that she is a long. Long legs, long arms, long back, long neck, long face, long nose and her long vagina.
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HAHAHA :oO Funny stuff there Hot Lips!
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True though. That is why she has no ass, long back and long legs so ther is no room for an ass, she is built like an ape.
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LOL!! These captions on all 3 pages crack me up!
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Big Papi is a nasty sterotyping bastard. Just because Kim is middle-eastern she's a terrorist? Take your musty greasy ass back to Italy and go munch on fried bologna and pasta.
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You've got to be gay to turn down Kim. Oh that's right you are Big Papi or should I say Big Pipilongstockings
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dnt worry, all these people hate on middle easterners cause were so damn pretty,
they have to have fake hair extensions to get hair like ours
fake boobs
fake ass
tanned skin like ours
fuller lips
u damn racist fagots
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i'd let kim suck my dick while paris ate my ass.
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That whore would proably do it too!
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hahaha i love those captions
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21Minka----- Big Papi sounds Mexican to me in which case you should have told him to get back to washing those dishes and roofing your garage. I would love to go back to Italia myself. When I do, I'll make sure there aren't any ragheads like yourself on the plane, wouldn't want to blow up in mid air. I don't even trust your kind driving my taxi...........
Later bitches..........
Testa Di Cazzo
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In the third picture, you can almost hear Kardashian thinking, "Y'know, if I wasn't seen hanging around with this STD farm known as Paris, I'd probably be able to bag JT" and JT seems to be thinking, "Y'know, if she wasn't hanging around that skinny blonde weenie warmer, I'd totally hit it" and Paris is thinking... well, I'm not sure if that's even possible.
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no matter what anyone says..paris is still very fuckable,just use like 2,maybe 3 condoms.
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Oh relax, I'd probably paint a dot on her forehead and immediately foul it. And if you don't like us being racist fucks toward your people, tell your counterparts to quit twisting their stupid koran around into believing they have to kill innocent people to live eternal life or whatever the fuck those retards believe in....otherwise yes, you find yourselves getting profiled and discriminated against. How can we tell who the enemy is when they won't show their face?
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Big Papi-Take your Guido ass back to NJ. Before I lynch ya.
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Hahaha i lik it. boobz is cool
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kim is armenian and so am i....shes hot...so are all the other armenians/middle eastern........yay.......shes slutty...so?...shes still armenian....
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What do Hilton and Kardashian have in common with sewers??
You can find anything you want there!.........
Mr.Armenian for the most part I have lots of armenian chicks and they are not special...pretty ugly, The Have these beaks that could drill a burger!
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timberfuck gets all the action.. mickey mouse club asshole
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That comment about paris on page 3 (the one from the lady with the phone) is hilarious! Good stuff right there.
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LOL at the captions!!!! hahaha nice!!!
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^^^^^^^ Paris is a pure dumb slut. She has shit for brains. She's lucky she's rich, otherwise the only job she would be doing is sucking dick for $2. Actually she does that for free now.
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shit for brains whorebag
enough of this cunt
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Like Timberlake, I'd like to punch her tit too...with my cock.
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Timberlake is also limited talent.......I think hollywood is very dry in terms of talent, not what it used to be.
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Paris is a walking STD. The other one is probably a terrorist.
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