Bastardly Breaking News! Suzanne Somers Wasn't Inside Her Burned Down Malibu Home!




Robert Brown, whose mother lives in the area where houses burned down said,



We're very, very luck. Our neighbor's house to the left burned down, that was [actress] Suzanne Somers' house. Our house came out unscathed. [Seattle Times.com]




Following his statements he let out of a small laugh & mubbled something w/ the words "annoying" & "bitch," but that's can't be confirmed.

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wwwooow she's uggllyy!! who is she anyway? somebody please tell her not to dress like a christmas tree

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 10:55am
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People should just age naturally and quit fighting it....she looks freaky!

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 11:26am
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she needs a brown bag over that face

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 11:36am
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Well....She is 60....Unfortunately she looks 70. Everything on her face from the nose down is horrible and the makeup makes it look worse.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 12:33pm
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She was hot in her day I suppose. Age comes to us all - better get ready!! Ha ha ha.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 12:41pm
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It looks like her face caught fire & they put it out with an ax.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 12:47pm
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Ah, she's old so I won't be too hard on the old girl. After all you can't be sexy forever.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 1:39pm
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it looks like dr. nick on the simpsons did her plastic surgery. any surgery $20!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 10:21pm
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Aughhhhhhh! My eyes!

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 @ 2:34am
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