Bastardly Breaking News! Suzanne Somers Wasn't Inside Her Burned Down Malibu Home!
Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

Robert Brown, whose mother lives in the area where houses burned down said,
We're very, very luck. Our neighbor's house to the left burned down, that was [actress] Suzanne Somers' house. Our house came out unscathed. [Seattle Times.com]
Following his statements he let out of a small laugh & mubbled something w/ the words "annoying" & "bitch," but that's can't be confirmed.
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wwwooow she's uggllyy!! who is she anyway? somebody please tell her not to dress like a christmas tree
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People should just age naturally and quit fighting it....she looks freaky!
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she needs a brown bag over that face
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Well....She is 60....Unfortunately she looks 70. Everything on her face from the nose down is horrible and the makeup makes it look worse.
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She was hot in her day I suppose. Age comes to us all - better get ready!! Ha ha ha.
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It looks like her face caught fire & they put it out with an ax.
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Ah, she's old so I won't be too hard on the old girl. After all you can't be sexy forever.
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it looks like dr. nick on the simpsons did her plastic surgery. any surgery $20!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aughhhhhhh! My eyes!
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