Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba Picks Up Her Own Dog Poop!

Same old meat as usual.

That's not a pooper scooper, it's used to throw tennis balls.

ball thrower. See Gisele's pics yesterday.

That's good that she is cleaning up after her dog. Some lazy bitches just leave their dog's shit in some elses yard, which is rude.

Exactly.

I like this bird.

She doesn't seem like typical Hollywood trash.

As long as she keeps away from the Paris Hilton crowd, she'll be fine.

to the owners of this awesome site ( even better if you stopped worshipping this dog ), i have the link from the thread that you spoke of above, trust me on this, no matter how much you think she looks like the sweetest girl, shes more stuck up than tom cruise, she makes mariah carey look like fucking mother theresa. my girlfriend lives in south beach, and she saw albacore there and took pics with her cel, sent them to me and i laughed my ass off. bitch looks like a 12 year-old boy ( or nicole richie, take your pick ) from the front, and star jones from the fucking back! LOL!!!! i mean, her "new, anorexic (but only from the front )" look is on the cover of some tab-zine right now.
here is the link to the thread you mentioned before:
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/05/bastardly-midnight-snack-j...
to each his/her own, but i think she looks like a fish. i bet she smells like one too.
wiseman's right. boring overrated and probably retarded as well

im seriously so sick of this ugly old washed out cow. 12 year old boy from the front ( or nicole richie, whichever you prefer ) and fucking star jones from the back

lol heres the link to the thread regarding the vancouver post person
i KNEW i wasnt the only one who thinks shes the most fugly, talentless pieceof trash on earth.
heres the link, and for all of those who keep saying "she looks so sweet! shed be everyones best friend! shes not like all those other stars".....your right, she isnt like most of the beautiful IT girls we see today, scarjo, natalie portman, adriana lima, halle berry, those 2 cute blonds from heros, the list goes on and on. id rather suck a urinal cake than even be in the same room with that rude, concieted stuck up bitch.

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/05/bastardly-midnight-snack-j...

and here it is!

Next to the likes of Tori Spelling and Heather Mills, Jessica Alba's sins might be slight. But like all breeds of fungus, this bitch is growing exponentially and the Goddess ( NOT alba )is watching, waiting, and warning. For a refresher on the Alba antics, enter 'Alba' in the search field and click on go. The quick and dirty? She's a petty, jealous, mean spirited cow who will not hesitate to spit on the little people and, as I've said before, I've got over a dozen eager victims lined up and waiting for camera time to share their story on television. So no. This is NOT just gossip. It is fact.

And it is also fact that she's been terrorising Vancouver for the better part of a month, in town to shoot Good Luck Chuck with the ubiquitous Dane Cook . We were talking about Jessica's bad behaviour and we were talking about how she's alienating an entire Canadian city with her snotty demands and her impossibly ungrateful treatment of her fans, from yelling at them, to refusing to speak to them, to siccing her assistant on them whenever she can't be bothered to be friendly.

Now here's the latest. Downtown Vancouver, Robson Street is where shoppers converge. Ms Alba has been taking her dogs in to many of the shops, practically sh*tting all over the salespeople, putting things on hold and special ordering items for pick up at a later date because naturally, she's too good to carry her own bags. And PAY for it herself. What happens is that a stylist or a member of the crew will come in later on to haul back her stuff, apparently putting all of it on the film's account, not that any of the merchandise will be worn in the movie but just to keep the little diva happy since she won't stop complaining about the fact that she's committed to this project, seeing as she now reckons she's too good for dinky little projects with dinky up and coming comedians.
She is flanked by four assistants round the clock, when she's not on camera, she's wrapped in a fur blanket and Uggs because there's only been a frickin' record breaking heat wave sweeping through Vancouver, and she's notorious for flipping out if a pretty girl makes her way on set.
Word is, the entire crew can't stand her and none of them were happy with their assignment either, especially since they remember her assy-ness when she was in town for Dark Angel a few years back. But here's where it gets interesting. Last week, the cast and some crew members were flown to Edmonton to shoot a few scenes at the penguin park. On their way there, the plane was HIT BY LIGHTNING, as in 'charred wings' and all!

Now I'm told airplanes are built for these kinds of occurrences and while everyone landed safe and sound, if I were Jessica Alba? I'd start thinking about a little attitude adjustment. It's one thing to invite the wrath of the Goddess onto your own bitchy head but it's entirely another to drag unsuspecting, hard working people down into your personal karmic inferno, you know what I mean?
Smarten up, Alba. She's watching…and so are we.

the entire thing, sorry about that guys!

Jessica Alba is the closet homo's last beard before coming out. She is FUG-ly.
I'd rather fu¢k a real woman than this a no-talent, scrawny, completely unfeminine wannabe who frolicks on beaches in mis-matched bikinis hoping someone will take her photo so a bunch of losers whose blow-up dolls have sprung a leak can blather on about how hot she is.
Her 15 minutes are officially UP. besides, ive never seen a dog with acne before... lol
she looks like a 12 year old boy ( or nicole richie, whichever you prefer ) from the front, and star jones from the back, loosing weight or not, her hispanic housewife genes wont get rid of THAT cellulite, when she hits 30, she better stay anorexic because shes going to end up looking like rosie o'donnel. PLUS, my personal fave...she was voted worst dressed in the new STAR mag, so lol!!!! the caption was something like "this dress is hiding whats even worse underneath" and NO "worse" was not in context with "ooh, its worse because shes so fuckinf fine!" yeah, NO. get the FUCK OVER HER!!!

damn, tough crowd!