Bastardly Lady of the Day - Jessica
Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Jessica writes:
I think I could be the Bastardly Lady of the day ... what do you think?
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I think that you should answer the fucking questions and then send in some decent pictures
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the lady of the day push over aka me. smiles again.... :)
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She's cute.
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Use & abuse then discard immediately.
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Oh you clever, clever girl, you... Sending in blurry pics from strange angles to try to fool us into thinking you are a hottie and trick us into boosting your already over-inflated ego. That most certainly hasn't been done before.
You guys may as well call this website The Stupidly. She's got us ALL fooled.
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*yawns*
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synon is right
answer the questions
silence is only bastardly when i'm ignoring you
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Hey "Wiserman"...................KEEP ON CLEANING THEM FORESKINS.
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wow... i'm really into you girl. forget all these naysayers... they just want a stick figure chick with no personality. i like your smile and refusal to answer stupid questions. you should hit me up!
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uh..your gut is sticking out. Do some crunches and stand up straight...otherwise the belly will be large by your 30's.
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She's pretty. Jeez people are too harsh.
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She's hot. Sighs......
The little pot belly is kind of cute.....and her face is pretty. Her eyes are unique as well.....I've fallen for a girl two days in a row....
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Her belly is probably soft like velvet to the touch.....I've got to stop now......
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I'm partial to the heartbeat....don't need a hole though....I've got my jack hammer.
LOL!
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She could use better camera....What is this the dark ages?
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Yeah.
She has high cheek bones, a good shape and good eye brows. 9.5/10
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She seems okay, not enough pictures for me to be able arrive at a rational and considered conclusion though.
heh.
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She looks like an ugly Paris Hilton aspire.
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Theres something about her that makes me want to close my eyes and fall asleep. I mean seriously...no answers to the questions, boring poses, and a potbelly. Suck it in, do your hair, clean up a lil, get better clothes and poses and then maybe you'd be bastardly. But for now...you just aint cuttin it.
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She's not ugly. She's what I call "Office Hot"...she's nothing special & there are thousands of young women that look just like her, but if she works with you, all of a sudden she's the "hot" girl in the office cuz she's surrounded by cardigan-wearing grandmas & middle-aged mothers of two.
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I think the scoring judges are on the waccy baccy
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She's an AVERAGE cute girl - nothing better than usual. Something is wrong with her face, since there are no close ups and she's in the dark in most - you tell she waxes a lot and she's going to have a 'stache in the morning.
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**thumbs down**
>:(
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Office hot? I would say deployed soldier doable. For the aforementioned reasons, she does not make the LA scale. Perhaps a Nebraska 6.
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After seeing "Megan" no lady of the day is going to make the cut, but, that just my opinion
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Office hot indeed. Nice belly, but the pictures are very bad.
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she is pretty.. and not skinny
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Good for the day.
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You couldn't suck it in? You didn't even try? Why?
Eh.... average. The 1st picture fooled me though. It was cute.
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no questions answering, no commenting: you foxy dirty little bastard! For Whom the Bell-y Tolls?
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We need clear pictures... in the light of day... and from normal angles... to establish if she's attractive or not.
I'm not a fan of the little pot-belly, but she's certainly attractive from what I can tell.
Re-submit with some answers and better pics.
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good 7/10
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nice waist to hip ratio.
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it's a woman Wiseman -are you sure you would know what to do with it?
I thought you were all about the cock??????????????
You baby dicked kiddy fiddling GAY bastard
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I think you are fooling yourself.
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She has some nice child bearing hips. Stupid ass pictures her BFF probably took.
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I'd hit it and move on. Done.
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Come on Ed, 2 tits a hole & a heartbeat thats all it takes right???And the third one is optional,he,he,he.
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nice potbelly.
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Yeah, cute, no aswers? why do you think you are bastardly?
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