Bastardly Lunchtime Lesbian Sex Fantasy: Eva Longoria & Felicity Huffman
Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy: Jessica Simpson & Eva Longoria @ opening of Ken Paves hair salon
- Eva Longoria - Bastardly Mischa Barton Fashion Crack Vicitim?
- Eva Longoria shows off her short sexy legs!
- Caption This! (Fergie Talks With Kim Kardashian Edition!)
- Eva Longoria @ Rodeo Drive Walk of Style Awards
























horse face and the midget
Reply to this Comment
Midget??? She's the right height to give me head. I about 6'6" so perfect.
Reply to this Comment
"I about 6'6"
You about fucking retarded too
Reply to this Comment
this is way too realistic of a lesbian fantasy
Felicity Huffman looks like an actual lesbian
Reply to this Comment
i love Felicity Huffman, i would have lesbian sex with her.......shes beautiful, talented and seems real..........and not many people would be comfortable playing a male transexual........
eva on the other hand, no way man not even with yours.........
Reply to this Comment
i love Felicity Huffman too- but what I love more is the combination of her and her oddly attractive husband, William H.Macy. They are solid. Longoria is all kinds of shit.
Reply to this Comment
Eva has a rockin bod, but she's tainted meat.
Reply to this Comment
haven't seen the tv show but huffman was pretty good in transamerica indeed..... :)
Reply to this Comment
Eva looks like she has a hole in the side of her face.
Reply to this Comment
Definitely tainted.
Reply to this Comment
I wouldn't mind some mexican chocolate... her legs look so smooth...
Reply to this Comment
This is not going to end well.
Reply to this Comment
ick!....they can have each other.
Reply to this Comment
Not bad, but I'd like Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher better or Nicolette Sheridan and Marica Cross. Still this will do.
Reply to this Comment
Neveste disperate - vesele rau
Inspirat de utopica m-am chiorat un pic pe Bastardly.com si demne de remarcat erau nevestele disperate:
...
Reply to this Comment
Both need to fire their pedicurists. Those toes look nasty!
Reply to this Comment
hose face and the midget
Reply to this Comment
^^^^^ Keep on cleaning them foreskins.
Reply to this Comment
...moe what sort of lesbain sex aren't you 'down' for ??????? :)
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!