Bastardly Lady of the Day - Amanda

I think that's what the kids are calling a six head.

come on -you must have some better pictures than that

32C my ass.
Try again when you've grown up.

another ugly looking american...just like the rest..eeeeeeewwwwwww..i bet she's into gangbang

if you want to pretend you're grown-up, try not to take pictures at school with the playground behind you, or try not to dress like a child with wanna-be-punk clothes from gap kids.

you're bastardly because you party with college guys? shit, you are mature...i should be taking some tips from you! college guys! that is sooooo rad!

Cute.

Aaaahhh (gagging, eyes bulging..)! The FOREHEAD MONSTER! Pass me a melon yo!

shes average nothing special not BlOTD worthy in my opinion

The first picture on the fourth page offends me severely.

I want to choke her to death with her own Hot Topic wallet chain and cut her wrists with a broken Dresden Dolls cd.

"I party with the college guys"
read:
i'll give head to anyone

John:
Yeah - another virgin.

oh god...she didn't even try.

whats wrong with her eyes? and forehead?

Did you get a good glazing up your ass today Wiseman? gayboy

Hot Lips- let me see.

I swear....when I saw the Birthday I thought it was you Hot Lips. I was like, she must have a messed up mirror.....In any event....
Nothing special. Kind of reminds me of Avril lavigne, but that may be because of the skirt on the last page. She'd be a nice girl friend in high school.
About the C cup....Well yeah, if you changed the entire alphabet and put C first....Then maybe.

Oh where to begin.

Firstly... You look nothing like Britney Murphy, and no I'm not flipping out on you... I'm just clarifying any doubt you may have had. You look nothing like her. The guys were drunk when they said it.

Second. Your clothes, my dear, make me sad. You are a typical suburban-wannabe-little-girl. What made you think we would be sympathetic.

Really... do your mommy and daddy approve of you looking at such websites? Don't you have a spelling test to be studying for? In fact, isn't it WAY past your bedtime, young lady?

Okay... just a word of advise. Spend more time on your studies and less time playing with the big kids and grow the fuck up.

umm...okay for starters there's nothing wrong with my eyes, secondly, i could honestly care less about whether or not you guys believe me about my cup size i was just answering the question, third who cares about my style? at least i have some! fourth, i'm 17...i don't have a bed time anymore and as far as spelling tests? re-read your comment and then re-think about the ADVISE you were giving me

kind of fucked up/trashy looking. and no one thinks you're cool just cause you 'party with college guys.' a lot of people do that, its not like some privilege or something thats only for hot girls. and youre not even hot.
sorry if this was mean but you asked for it.

Awww... the poor little dear is cranky... how sweet. Won't someone please put her down for her nap now?

Ed...what?
The Dude, you'll see my pics soon I swear.

Hot Lips....I believe you....I just got a jolt when I saw the Aquarian birthday....No hurry.

Amanda I think concentrating on your studies is good advice. You'll be able to party all through college.....No reason to rush growing up, because once you've grown up....There is no going back......And for the most part...it sucks!

I think that Amanda is quite cute---case closed.

I am sure you are a perfectly lovely young lady, but you really need to get over yourself. You are just marginally cute from some angles when I close one eye and half close the other. On a more positive side, I bet you could sell advertising space on your forehead to pick up a few extra bucks.

Now go back to school and make nice with the ugly girls, they will be your only friends once you get to collage and find out how unattractive you really are.

I'm just sayin....

Amanda baby...you're ugly. No--you're bastardly fugly. You're like a blond Christina Ricci. Don't even get me started on that stupid, tired skater style. Instead of buying that stupid shit you shoulda bought a life. Does your mommy know you're in a grown-up site? Whoa! Watch where you swing that thing Hammerhead!

Also, doesn't that black bracelet on page 2 mean you take it up the ass. If only your Mom would have done that on the afternoon of your conception. Trust me, don't have children. You are only going to ugly up the gene pool.

32C is a nice cup size but in your world it is only imaginary.

Hot Lips, you'd do good to lose some weight and then post some pics. I can see it now. You are a fat kid that's a mix between latino, black, and white (whether you know it or not). That could either be very good or very, very bad. Please figure that out before you post pics of yourself. I'd hate for your ego to be shattered.

What do you mean CP? ALL the genes in that forsaken pool are ugly! I hope we make you cry today you little black-dick-sucking whore. Fuck yer mother.

No! CP, I swear I didn't mean to 128 pounds ( which isn't fat) but I meant to put 123. But come I'm 5'6 .

And no I am not fat or black.

I would bang you.

So you like what you read? Let me guess you are one of those super picky men, right?

She COULDN'T have taken WORSE freakin' pictures. I mean the forehead is OUT OF CONTROL. She actually reminds me of that crazy girl in 'American Pie', you know the one that threated to rape her neighbors dog...?

Anyone else tired of the answers to "What makes you bastardly"?

I would eat it up, beat it up, then switch sides, girl you are fine! dont believe any of these haters, im sure if i was in your area and i saw you standing in line at limited too i would come up and say whats good girl? tell your mom your not coming home tonight!

she looks like a mix between Reese Witherspoon and Alexis Bledel (after a heartquake, anyway). She's not bad, but her answers are really upsetting... I mean "Hey, look at me, I've got big tits and I party with older boys, I'm really unique!". even if probably her answers are not worse than the 17-year-old girls' average. anyway, wake up, darling: every breathing being who has something that just looks like tits from a distance of 5 kilometres can gain college boys attention.

oh, and anyway, I don't think it's legal that the webmasters post a picture a child, like in the last picture. Maybe it's legal, certanly not fair.

Amanda, why do you get cranky, what did you expect?

Hot Lips, are you just teasing or we shall see you as bastardly lady of the day soon?

I will just say "ha ha ha" to this.

Manolo, from the insane and ridiculus standards on this site it might be safe to sat I am just teasing. I was really confident about putting some pictures up, but the way people on here act, well y'all just scared off a hottie you will never get to see. :( Maybe I will change my mind in the future.

Big Papi read this, shut your dirty Italian Guido ass up before I ship you back to Italy Hitler Style. I'd tie a long thread of pasta and hang you off a boat. Your lucky we didn't rade you and gayman's country. YOU FUCKING WASP

A word of advice for you, Amanda:

If you don't like being criticized, you should NOT post your pics here. We're all rotten bastards here (hence the name of the website) and we rarely have anything positive to say.

I'll tell you what I tell other BLOTD's who get all huffy over criticism: if you put your head on the chopping block, someone will bring down the ax.

Mate, if you're going to get upset over what a bunch of online people think of you, you're obviously not as cool as you assume you are.

No one held a gun to your gargantuan sized fore-head and forced you to submit your pics and write your standard 17 year old Frat-boy-cum-guzzler answers.

You say you "could honestly care less" about what we say about your appearance and your apparent lack of cup size... but you do care. If you didn't care what people thought of you, you would have never submitted your pics to a bunch of strangers. And you certainly never would have responded to the comments. You're just mad that the majority of answers are not positive, as you undoubtedly assumed they would be.

You obviously seem to think you're attractive, so why do you care what we think? These are just our opinions, which amount to nothing in the long run, and will have no baring in your future endeavours of getting gang-banged by the lacrosse team.

Bloody hell, you've got some growing up to do mate.

Sorry responding back late Hot Lips....Busy day at work!
You are going to be like to most anticipated BLOTD ever......If you look the way you say you do though....It will be worth it...You sound smok'n..Got a run....See ya'll later!

Yeah I do look the way I say I do, but I am going to wait until this summer to post some pictures, so you'll be able to see a nice bikini shot of me. Probaly around June. Just hand tight guys. Thanks for the compliment! Bye!

This is just a classic example that any skank who spreads her legs easy will get some play from somewhere. As a result, she begins to think she's something special. "I party with college guys!" Oh boy, like a drunk frat guy won't fuck anything with a pussy. You're just fish in a barrel with that move....

C cup, my ass. The rest of the body is decent, face is average but not hot. An LA 6 is being kind.

What Big Papi said!

Oh and I'd hit it but I'd make her leave the party when I'm done.

You seem nice, the last picture is sweet.
Don't listen to the nasty comments!!!!

She DOES NOT seem nice. She sounds slightly slutty and pretentious. I liked the first picture.... and then it just went downhill from there. It's a no from me.

WOW...ARE YOU AN ALIEN?...YOUR HEAD IS OBLONG AND VERY POINTY..OR DID THE DOCTOR TRY AND SUCK YOU OUT OF YOUR MOM AT BIRTH WITH A MEAT BASTER?....

You only get points for not getting knocked up...-I'm assuming you're not another teenage mother. If you are, then negative points. Spend your youthful time enjoying other aspects of life other than succumbing to finding accolade from strangers/horndoggs/bitches on the internet.

Heeheeeheee I party with college guys.

I can't think of a worst way to party than with college guys. Ugh.

boring. are u sure u r 17 and not 13? CCR

I thought the girls were suppose to be GOOD LOOKING.

Certainly some of the worst BLOTD-material in months.

And when I consider that the pics are quite grainy and she still looks ugly, and that these are the pics that she thinks she looks best in: OMG, how ugly is she really looking?!

I don't wanna know.

Looks like the daughter on Gilmore Girls?!
Well, Rory might have a slightly higher forehead than standard, but no way.
And behind Amandas five-or-six-head there doesn't seem to be much going on.

ahah we live in a sad sad world if that's 32c.

Wow...if these are the best pictures you have, then you are fugly as hell.

Ok... I want to clarify something. I worked at Victoria's Secret and spent many hours staring at and measuring breasts (hee hee hee). I'll side with those saying that this girl is a liar.

HOWEVER

32C breasts aren't very big. The standards used to measure bra size have little to do with appearance (i.e. how much of a handful they are). It's all in about proportions that compaire the breast at its fullest point to the ribcage, or underbust. C's don't really start looking big until women get into the 36-38ish range. The reason for this misconception is that over 75% of women wear incorrectly sized bras.

Since when was Kevin Sorbo hanging out here? First he's in the Plastic Surgeon's office with Tom Sizemore and now on the Bastardly website....you have a darkside, Mister Kevin Sorbo and I like it.

arent we all jerks with this high school girl?

Some of these girls shouldn't be allowed to have a vagina if they're gonna think they're god's gift to the world just for having one.

I never heard of a 32C. Anyways girl send some better pics! You obviously are pretty.

at least shes got a cute body...32c or not

She needs a good glazing.

that is no way a C cup. Please. That is like an A-and-a-half cup. That's a C cup if she also stuffs her baby sister in the cups.

also, ugly, slutty and stupid.

hahaah AMANDA thought she could take on the bastardly! Did her little feelings get hurt.. awwwww...

I think I just heard the third period bell ring, run along now. You don't want to be late for Home Ec.

Oh, okay. I'm a day older than this girl (Feb.3) And you got a jolt eh? Wow, you must really be looking forward of to seeing my pictures. I look nothing like Amanda. I'm 5'6 128 pounds, tan about two shades lighter than Halle Berry, dark brown hair that is naturally wavy, green/brown eyes, cute button nose like Scarlett J. , and some pretty big lips. I've been told I look like Aishwarya Rai, Mila Kunis ( kinda agree w/that), and Angelina J. which mildly annoys me.

I can't imagine anything worse than head shots of big forehead girl and her ugly siblings. Next! Matter of fact why don't we file this under, Never Should Have Happened, Anal Sex Wish it Was, nights.

Just another common, trailer trash blond. stupid lil trick! Thought we would go easy on you just cuz yer 17 and American? Fuck...This is THE BASTARDLY Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!

christine darling, who made you the fucking judge?

"I like listening to everyone’s comments on celebs…it’s funny, you hear on the news, read in magazines, hear it pretty much everywhere the hype that exists with celebrities but when you come on here you rarely hear anything good LOL."

Well, Amanda, looks like it stops being funny when it starts being you.

I think you're really cute!
(These guys over me want girls with ten tons of make up in their face and big butts :P)
Btw I think you look like the daughter of Gilmore Girls.

ADVISE?
Hopeless and titless.