The Bastardly Minute With... Fearne Cotton
Thursday, January 11th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
From the Wikipedia:
Fearne Cotton (born 3 September 1981) is an English television presenter and DJ. Born in Northwood, London, she grew up in the north-west London suburb of Eastcote. She was raised by Lyn and Mick Cotton, and has a younger brother called Jamie. Her grandfather's cousin is former BBC executive Sir Bill Cotton, although she states she has not seen him since the age of five and cites her rise to broadcasting fame as down to her own hard work and discipline.
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NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! What happened to all the thick queer cock that used to make this place great? This girl would still get yaga ploughed though...by a straight dude while I gave my bum chum a Blumpkin :)
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Proper deep & hard.
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ugly face and ugly eyes and pointy knees. reminds me of a mix between a giraffe and a chiuahuah.
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Like Paris Hilton
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Big Papi read this, shut your dirty Italian Guido ass up before I ship you back to Italy Hitler Style. I'd tie a long thread of pasta and hang you off a boat. Your lucky we didn't rade you and gayman's country. YOU FUCKING WASP
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Nice legs! Looks a little naughty....
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I'd pee in her butt.
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Hey I got a question for you. What is with that "I'll pee in your butt"? Is that a compliment?
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Look it up at urbandictionary.com
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Okay the definition I got was this "A dude walks down the street and gay dudes find attractive
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... and instead of saying I'd bone that they say... . Well that doesn'y make any sense to me... . Well thats what I saw as the definition.
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Yes, yes, she's worth a tongue bath.
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That nasty ink on her is disgusting though....YUCK
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Hell i would slip her a length
Hopefully in the ass
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id let her piss in my mouth
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