Bastardly Breaking News! Alcohol shortage reported in Brisbane! Drunk Tara Reid arrived!
Friday, January 12th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

My apologies to our Aussie friends who don't agree that Foster's is Australian for beer. That's what they got us believing here in the states.
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The Beast With A Thousand Livers....
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...and a thousand cellulite marks.
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VB is the beer down under.
VD is what's living down under Tara.
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Why is she famous? Is she one of those celebutaunts? however you spell that idiotic word.
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She did the first 2 American Pie movies and a few other box office bombs, and she's been spending her savings ever since. Most directors probably won't cast her due to her constant party image. She needs to do a porn flick before her franken-boobs droop to her knees.
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Ewwwww.
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Oh, well I never saw American Pie. She'll probaly go broke.
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Australians probably don't give a Castlemaine 4 xxxx for Tara Reid.
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I remember watching her in Josie and pussycats and everyone thought she was the hottest one. Now it turns out she's the nastiest one.
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She was actually in my top 5 before the overinflated tits and constantly getting fucked up.
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back in the day she was a fine piece of ass,now she's mess. lindsay....this is your future.
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What she was Josie and the Pussy Cats?! Damn, did she go down hill.
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She was way hot in that movie. Right around her peak.
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[...] Tara Reid was @ the Magic Millions Carnival in Brisbane… hence the emergency shortage of alcohol there. [...]
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what is she wearing?!? bah! she looks horrible.
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