Kiera Knightley is a Plastic Barbie Doll

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Yes you look plastic, but very pretty.

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 2:42pm
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I dont think so.

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 2:44pm
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anorexic bitch

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 3:02pm
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Yeah... Barbie after she took a trip down the garbage disposal... Nice rat's nest.

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 3:14pm
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she's so pretty!!

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 3:22pm
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Her mouth always looks like she just got done blowing some guy off...or always looks like she's in the middle of getting eaten.

Sex sells!

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 3:28pm
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Is that a man or a woman???

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 3:31pm
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I'd do her.

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 3:39pm
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i'm just gay as wiseman , so i dont care

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 3:42pm
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they must have sray painted her ribs, so it looks like she has some meet one her.
she's a plain jane. her bones gives her some edge :-)

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 3:43pm
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Everyone around her is a silver pool of light-- people who surround her feel the benefit of it.

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 3:49pm
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Wrong! Barbie always has a great rack. I've always thought that Keira is pretty (even with the snaggle teeth) but the fact is she's flatter than week-old soda (or week-old pop, for my Midwestern friends).

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 4:16pm
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if you cut her head off, you could use her body as a toothpick.

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 8:11pm
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that is one heck of an overbite that she has going on there.

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 9:33pm
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I think she's very preety didn't you see her in the Jacket she's actually really sexy too.

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 9:48pm
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if she is a man i would let her put her cock in my mouth

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 9:52pm
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her jaw is ever so annoying!

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 11:25pm
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She looks plastic because of airbrushing gone too far... if you look at the unairbrushed pics of her from King Arthur she looks pretty..unplastic.
but i do think she is very pretty.

Saturday, January 13th, 2007 @ 3:32am
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feed me, please

Saturday, January 13th, 2007 @ 10:27am
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Considering how gorgeous she usually looks, these pictures aren't that great. Page 3 is alright, I guess.

Saturday, January 13th, 2007 @ 2:28pm
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Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007 @ 8:35am
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Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 9:24pm
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Whoever wrote this article is a jerk. I looked at all of those pics and if you thought that Keira looked "plastic" then that's because those pictures were edited. You've probably never learned the meaning of that word because obviously your intelligence isn't very high. Every star has photo shoots and that's baasically when they have high editing in there pics. Please get a life and stop making fun of other people who try to bring entertainment and movies into our lives.

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007 @ 6:17pm
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emmy rossum looks like she took lessons from keira... or the other way around...

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 2:20pm
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In that first pic she's just begging for a pearl necklace or a facial.
Respect!

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 3:43pm
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