The Keeley Hazel Sex Video Trump Card Used Prematurely
Monday, January 15th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
That will be how monitors in horndogg households across the globe will look for the next week or so. Good job, Keeley. Thanks for making the world that much more inefficient.
For those of you who don't know the full details, the Sun writes,
PAGE 3 beauty Keeley was “deeply upset†last night after a private video was made public.
The 20-year-old model from Bromley has called in cops to discover the source of the leaked film.
She said: “This was a private video that was taken a long time ago. I never meant for it to be seen in public.
“It's a disgraceful invasion of my privacy.†[The Sun Online]
"I never meant for it to be seen public." It's pity that's the best reason she could give. I'm led to believe that there are other videos in Keeley's personal sextape collection that our wonderful sextape thief currently has in his slimy hands. Let's hope, for his sake, that he's successful in forcing Keeley to cough up some serious dough...or else.
Keeley, rest assured. Why don't you give your friend Abi Titmuss a ring & she'll help you turn this leaked sex tape into a money making machine. Chop-chop, sistah!!
You're kidding, right? Right?
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moe, l you know what my monitor looks like.... :)
anyway alwayz/ no joke..the vid is 'out there'.....
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nevermind the bitch with big tits, I want to see more of that fat cock
so what happened to all of that fat gay cock that used to make this website great?
what about a bastardly man of the day
what about you big papi giving it to me deep and hard and then glazing me?
(he 's not really big, well only in comparison to me and my babydick)
^^^^fuck you homophobic assholes
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seen the movie. not great to be honest. Main problem being the forget to stay in shot when fucking so all u see are legs and arms
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The video isn't great... Keeley doesn't give a great blowjob and it's mostly shots of the guy's ass.
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someone please give a funny, NYTyimesque movie review...
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I don't care if the video is shit, and that she's now joined the ranks of stupid celebrities with a sex vid... I love her, I love her so!
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I've seen the video and this slut isnt even good for the 4 things...........
cooking & cleaning
sucking & fucking
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while the video sucked as the camera is positioned to record pretty much only the guy's ass, it's nice to see a celeb who takes her sex tapes somewhat seriously. unlike paris, who just laid there like a dead fish vacantly wondering "is it time for my close-up yet, mr. demille?", keeley gets somewhat into it. she even looks into the camera and gives a little snarl while she's suckin' away. and i liked the beginning when she's a bit domineering pre-blow-job, ordering her guy about a little. after that, though, the tape is useless. can't see or hear anything, except for her monkey's ass.
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“This was a private video that was taken a long time ago. I never meant for it to be seen in public. “It’s a disgraceful invasion of my privacy.â€
Yes it is.
But....don't record it and it doesn't get seen!
Simple.
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Her balloons look smooth and nice.
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A bed Keeley sex tape is better than no Keeley sex tape.
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What a media whore. She didn't want this to get out.....yeah right. Good looking chick, but a half ass blowjob and the camera angles are complete shit. He didn't even give the skank a money shot.
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if ur into penis u will like the vid
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I'm almost positive she says, " I want to put your big fucking cock in my ass" while giving him a blowjob in the beginning. Too bad somebody knocks at the door, when he starts to nail her doggy style.
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"A long time ago"...she's 20 now. How old was she when it was made, 12? What a twit.
Not only that, damn she looks like all of us 'average girls' without all that air-brushing.
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If you click on this link you can see it on the MonkeyMag website, you then get similar entertainment every week they send out a new "video magazine" to your email address. Awesome.
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The movie's crap.
She also looks a LOT less goodlooking in it. Her figure looked, well, quite frankly huge whereas in photos I find she looks fine in that regard.
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dfsfsdfsdf
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oh yeah heres the link http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/videos_keeley_hazell_full_sextape/
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If it wasn't clear here it is....
http://signup.monkeymag.co.uk/signup30.php
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i saw it too...unimpressed. she wasnt even in frame half the movie.
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Thanks glimmer.
What a disappointment.
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