Monday Morning "Caption This" staring... Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton
Monday, January 15th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
There are seriously limitless possibilities with this one, so enjoy...
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A tranny & an aids infested slut.
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Paris is probably watching Sponge Bob Squarepants & trying to figure out the jokes.
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Why are these two spoiled whores joined at the crotch lately anyhow?
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Paris is annoying, lazy, gross, selfish and snobby. But hey what are you going to do about it? Yeah it must be nice to be so fortunate to be born in a wealthy family and never have to work a real day in your life. She is so ungreatful she needs slapped.
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She needs to do another sex video.
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Kim to Paris:
You need to find someone else to text.
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The weekend's lab results roll in Monday morning.
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shovel face and duck-lips
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kim CALL ME!
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Paris Hilton just needs to crawl back into the rectum she was spit out of. Just wait until a baby falls out of her streched out battered beef walls she calls a pussy. I wonder if she could go more down hill in the looks department? If that is possible.
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so she's not your role model then hotlips?
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She'll piss away her inheritance within 5 years of getting it.
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Paris:
''That's so hart....Will these people notice that I don't know how to turn this thing on?''
Kim:
''No you peasant - I said I want full editorial control!''
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''Trojan condoms want to sponsor me..great! Hm, what's a comdom...?''
''Yes, I do love taking showers! Wait..who is this?''
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Kim: is she looking at me? i hope she's looking at me. Is she looking at me now?
Paris: My cat's breath smells like catfood.
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"Do I smell fish?" "Do I smell fish?"
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Both those Bitches are checking out each others sex tape and trying to campare who gives better head .. Kim " i give the term Eau de toilette a Whole new meaning" Paris " damn this hoe smells like Piss.."
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Is it just me or do they look like they have bad hygene?
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What a couple of attention whores. Text messaging their phony friends with their free phones the cell companies give to them. Must be nice not to work and get to fuck off all day. Well I guess welfare people get to do that too.....
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She gloms on to anyone that will keep her media loving snatch in the news, she ran poor ol Brittney into the rehab now she latches on to a different skank.
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