Bastardly Lady of the Day - Dianna
Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Umm , problably Scarlett Johansson.
Do you like your boobs?
Yes, I love them. They go with my body nicely, but they attract alot of attention, expecially with the guys.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Um well my grandpas only like 60 or something so I guess I would. As long as I don't remember it haha
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Um I usually get Mary Kate Olsen... I don't see it @ all though.
What makes you Bastardly?
I think I'm Bastardly because I take lots of pictures of myself, and most of them go to waste so I thought I would send some in a just see what people say.
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this is frightening
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I'd glaze this slut just for a laugh.
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Good thing your boobs attracts alot of attention because your face sure won't.
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Is she serious. Looks like pictures she took while getting ready to go trick or treating last Oct. She scares the hell out of me. Not one to be seen with in public. YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Can't you get a friend to take your picture for you? Just stand still in some naturally lighted place, like, um..... OUTSIDE somewhere! And let's see the full length shot. And please please please try to get some more skin in the shots.
These pictures suck so bad that all you're going to get are sarcastic and virulent comments even if you are cute, 'cause we can't tell.
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"Raccoon on drugs" - funny as hell Saint. Nice.
What's wrong Dianna - don't you have any friends willing to take photos of you?? Does your ugly pout scare them off?
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raccoon eyes, absolutely gross cottage cheese-looking legs in pic 2, and gratuitous use of the myspace mirror picture.
you might be beyond criticism.
maybe you should just go into seclusion.
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hahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
that is all.
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sigh...
once - just once - i'd like to see some slut submit blotd pics to which i can jerk off. these ugly broads do nothing for me. they're typically fat, ugly, lonely broads who are desperate for attention - even negative attention. but what about me? what about my needs?
please... if you're thinking of submitting your photos to blotd, make sure you're hot. and if you are, please wear as little clothing as possible an do something provocative. if not for me, then do it for the children.
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she's got a mullet in page 3, lol. wayyyyy to much makeup.
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*coughs*
coke whore
*coughs*
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what is with all the fucking umms in your answers
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You're too damn fat to look like Mary-Kate. Oh and there's that thing.. what was it...
Oh yeah!! You don't even remotely look like Mary-Kate!
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Sullen Girl? Hey does the name have any correlation with Fiona Apple....Just curious....Like your page.
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wow. all i could think of when i was looking at these was that regardless of how she actually looked, the fact that she had the camera in every picture and that she did that dumb ass pout thing that she was going to get torn apart.
hahaha i was right.
and shes nothing special.
15 year olds arent attractive.
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AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Pretty face, pretty eyes--ease up on the make up and work out a bit. You're cute, but you could be gorgeous.
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Don't show your legs. Show your tits.
Is overuse of eyeliner a legitimate addiction?
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um why do you um actually um type out the word 'um'?
you can think in your head before you type your answer, you don't need to preface your answers with "ummmm".
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The last pic is the best of the bunch.
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I wouldn't be half as prone to jump on you is weren't so smug looking in all the pictures.....So here goes.
In the first Picture? Are you threatening to hang yourself.....Cause please don't let me stop you..In fact....Can I help?
Trying taking the photos before you go into a sugar induced coma and fall asleep in the sun for 8 hours!
Why on earth are you submitting photos that you've got to know are going to be trashed?
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Ed:
I guess she's going to hang herself in the bathroom to contain the mess.
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Somebody give me a brownbag so I can throw up in it.
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hotness
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Senin: Contain the mess? Now she's on the internet! This could be the beginning of a pandemic.....hundreds of thousand are in danger! All because she can't keep her myspace photos to herself *sobs*
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Ed:
Valid point.
Perhaps Dianna is the Typhoid Mary of the internet.
Will viewing her pics cause blindness, insanity or just plain nausea?
Maybe that's a "vote" question for the Bastardly to post....
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Dianna, I love your name!
However...
I think your pictures are lacking a certain something. Here are some things to try, if you want to resubmit pictures sometime.
1. No more pouting - it just makes people want to poke fun at you
2. Less eyeliner
3. Maybe a little lipstick or gloss
4. Less odd-looking poses (how about some full-on face shots? Taken by someone other than yourself?)
I think you're probably a very pretty and nice young girl who's just a little misguided.
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i don't really think you should resubmit pictures unless you want to torment yourself or something... i do think you have heaps of potential, though. your face is pretty, and if you cut down on the make-up and got a tan you'd be way hotter. something tells me you're not really going for that 'look', though.... :)
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Ugh this skank is B-E-A-T !!
What's up with the big sloppy hooters ?!?!?
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I might go blind. What an ugly bitch. She could (maybe) be cute but the stupidity of her answers and her general attitude in the pictures is just so unattractive.
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Wow, stunning face. She's gorgeous and cute. But she's a bit fat and has no taste in clothing.
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She seems to be one of those girls who is "fat cute"...she's puffy but holds on to her cuteness....
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If you take so many pictures, practice on taking better ones. The last 2 aren't even your whole face...And save the eyeliner for the night job...
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oh.. and you're a wee bit chunky, yes. Cute, maybe.. but I'm being generous too.
Do it the healthy way.. you can join Weight Watchers for free right now...
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Reminds me of the lady form the grudge..proof...click on my nickname
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Willa, what the hell are you smoking? That BETTER be sarcasm.
This just proves that every girl really does think that she looks damn sexy in her OWN mind.
I don't know who to feel more sorry for, Mary Kate, for not eating... or her for looking like she's possibly eaten Mary Kate and just not have told us.
Fat.
WTF
No!
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SALTY... that is actually pretty funny. :)
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Wow a third Olsen :D
She's got the same monkey face!
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You're not ugly.
I'm going to agree with many people on here and reiterate their advice:
--Less is more in terms of makeup. No more eyeliner. Go natural, you have pretty eyes.
--You look like you shop at Hot Topic and like you should be on the show "Hex"... ... and that's not a good thing.
--You need full on body pics. We can't tell what type of body you have, and that's a sure-fire way to get torn apart here.
--Have someone else take your pics. Seriously. You look like a typical myspce idiot with the one-armed camera shots.
--And last but not least: No. More. Pouting. I can't stress this enough. I really can not!
***To all future BLOTD applicants... no more pouting. You look like complete wankers and everyone will hate you. I promise.***
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Just look at the arms & the boob canyon in the first pic, as well as the incredibly awkward pose. She's a fatty, hence the lack of proper body shots.
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These comments are really weird - Dianna you have Stunning!!! eyes, and are a very pretty girl. I am baffled.
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don't worry dianna. id fuck you
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I feel sorry for the girls you post here. Although these are very funny posts. I cannot believe how much insults they are willing to take. I hope they can handle this. Dianna is not an ugly girl but she could go through some teenager magazines and take an advice or two on clothing and make up.
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Ummm....bottom picture on page three.....all I can say is eeeek. Is she serious? I almost feel bad for her because she is so delusional. I cringe when I look at these pictures. Each one is worse then the one before it.
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Sorry, but you look like a raccoon on drugs.
And wasn't there a memo on this site reminding blotd-candidates NOT to pout like that?!
It doesn't make you look seductive but mentally subnormal.
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you don't know how to take photos or pose
NEXT
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UGH!!!!
THAT FUCKING POUT IS SO GODDAMN ASSRAPING BUTTFUCKING STUPID LOOKING!!!! Fake pouting isn't sexy. Fucking MySpace kids. Goddamn.
She's got pretty eyes. And she has the facial structure of an Olson. But she looks like a healthy Olson.
Neat spelling of your name, too.
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wtf??? she looks like shes bout 14, overweight, and ugly...send a bikini pic next time and crop out ur head
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Bitch! What makes you think you're ALL THAT! Take some photography lessons, and when you pose...stop making those STUPID facial expressions!
Hell, get OVER yourself!
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i guess she could be a good friend,and shes just fine,at least shes not that dummy like all those..
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She reminds me of the lady from movie "The Grudge", so much eye liner...look here
http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2002541974617455841
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No make-up when drinking please!! This lovely young woman rather reminds me somewhat of my dear grandma when she was young. That's all...
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I threw up a little by looking at pic 1 and 2 again. I see huge, fat knees. Fat arms. Ugly face. Pouty lips that I wouldn't let touch my dick. Go away you fat whore. Only ugly Mexicans and black dudes would fuck your ginormous ass.
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I'd hit it at a party if I was buzzing, but she's not something I go parading around on my arm the next day. She's the type you bang to get in with her friends.
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Did you take ugly, nasty pictures of yourself to hide something? Like your ugliness?
Lame I know, but the fact remains... these pictures of hideous. You know what's really cool? Studying, taking your PSATS, then your SATs, then graduating from HIGH school, and GOING TO COLLEGE!
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I think she's gorgeous. Stunning eyes. resembles Olsen, but waaay prettier. All the negative comments are baffling to me. Even if you want to say her expressions are goofy- fine, but to say she's ugly is absurd. Beautiful. Prettiest ever, in fact.
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YUK!!
They say you look like an Olsen because you have on way too much eyeliner and you look like a monkey!!
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nothing to see here. move along.
p.s. shes probably jailbait.
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She said she has lots of pictures......Does she have any good ones?
In the very last picture.....she looks cute....The rest she looks like a raging psycohosebeast.
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fatty fat fat fat !!!!
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